Breakfast Topic: My NPC

Okay, so here’s the deal — I already have a piece of WoW immortality.

But I want more, because I am an awful, greedy man. Plus it’s my birthday this week (Monday, in fact). So here we are. What exactly do I want for my next trick? An NPC. I want an NPC in WoW. Make it a garrison follower, an NPC in the new Warrior class hall, I’m not choosy.

My wish list for said NPC:

• It should be a Tauren. Now, I love Draenei, they’re awesome, they’re probably my favorite race in World of Warcraft. But I am a Tauren. It just makes the most sense.
• Obviously it should be a Warrior. I mean, come on.
• It should be a TG Fury Warrior.
• It should be grumpy and old.

Okay, now on to you — if you had an NPC, who would it be? What would it look like? Would it offer a  quest, be a follower, or just stand around for some additional flavor?