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Submitter Rocksy of Know Your Horde on Nesingwary (US-H) writes, “Rjagoda and I came up with some Billy Joel parodies with Velen the other day in the Queue column, because that just makes sense, and I wrote this to the tune of “My Life”:

Had a talk with an old friend
We used to be real close
Said Sargeras could show us the ultimate way
K’ure, though, told me stop
Showed a vision, we’d all be toast
But I knew I could never convince KJ

K’ure helped me escape with some friends, now I’m alright
Still don’t like that I had to give up on my home
I don’t care ’bout KJ anymore, I’ll live my life
Maybe soon I will beat them if they’d leave me alone

I never meant for other planets to go up in flame
But if you argue I’ll just say that you victim-blame
My life is key, ’cause of prophecy
And loss of life is sad
But that’s just too bad

Now I found a new world that we like
With a new race
I won’t say that we’re running
From somebody else
Ah, but sooner or later they’ll meet
Legion face to face
I won’t cry when they die
I’m just going to bail

I’ll just leave with the Naaru, it’s gonna be alright
Still don’t like that I have to give up my new home
I don’t care ’bout KJ anymore, I’ll live my life
Maybe soon I will beat them if they’d leave me alone

I never meant for other planets to go up in flame
But if you argue I’ll just say that you victim-blame
My life is key, ’cause of prophecy
And loss of life is sad
But that’s just too bad

I don’t care ’bout KJ anymore, I’ll live my life
Maybe soon I will beat them if they’d leave me alone

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