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this special edition of Lore Watch hello Lore Watch fans my name is Annabelle and
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I'm filling in this week for our regular hosts Joe and Matt this week we will
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finally give you what we all know you have long wanted from us even though you have been perhaps a bit too shy to ask
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much like Joe and Matt were too shy to undertake this project at least that's what I interpreted from their um refusal
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of my suggestion anyway tonight we're going back to our roots after all what is more
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crucial to lore than reading we hope you enjoy or maybe I should say I hope you
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enjoy because nobody else wants their name on this a steamy romance
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novel as Nani glided up the grizzled warrior gave her a hard
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stare i suppose you're here to collect the reward for killing those
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murlocs her eyes wandered down to the glowing broadsword at his side that depends on what the reward is
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Marcus she twirled her hair playfully pretending not to notice how he shifted
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uncomfortably in her presence i may not want it marcus stepped toward her bristling
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with a mixture of fear and anger the reward is not
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negotiable he paused for a moment while gathering his nerve and pressed himself
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against her dimminuative form their lips met hotly melting her frost armor spell
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in a torrent of sweltering vapor so is there another step to this quest
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she teased her eyes glittering with excitement this goes on for several
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hundred more pages without advancing the plot a steamy romance novel forbidden
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love atusa crept silently through the massive underground tunnel nervously
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looking over her shoulder in anticipation of the fastm moving tram
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where is he?" she muttered angrily stopping suddenly as something moved
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behind her her eyes narrowed dangerously as her dagger slid from its
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sheath a husky voice echoed in the hollow chamber i thought rogues liked to be
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behind their target she spun quickly driving her blade into the shield of impenetrable
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force and I thought paladins were supposed to be chased," she replied with
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a confident smirk leaning forward she counted out loud until the invisible
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bubble dissipated with an audible pop 12 seconds i know you have abilities
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that last longer than that bony fingers worked effortlessly
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beneath his armor unlatching his breastplate and exposing him to the cold air
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don't worry my sweet Marcus that's not a finishing move tonight i'm just getting
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started he wrapped his arms around what remained of her waist forcing an excited
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giggle as he nibbled at her neck vertebra the rest of the book has several sections that are apparently
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worn out from repeated readings a steamy romance novel Northern
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Exposure the tiny gnome peered over the railing
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into the secluded dollar courtyard the view from the balcony is amazing you have to come
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see armor leg plates creaked as Marcus walked over taking in a deep breath as
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he absently scratched his scruffy chin the hero's welcome is no slouch and
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there's something in the room that might interest you tavi bounded into the room pausing only
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a moment before jumping onto the massive bed she turned to gaze at Marcus with
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her huge saucer-like eyes narrowing them playfully and replacing her glowing
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smile with a diabolical grin "interested in some more company," she purrred as
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her hands weaved through a complex summoning ritual stopping only when she felt the warmth of a new presence behind
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her all color drained from Marcus' face as he struggled to
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protest i I don't think that's appropriate confused Tavi turned to see
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what was wrong a hideous fell hound stood ready drooling onto the floor as
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it stared intently at the halfarmored paladin "no no that's not what I meant,"
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she stammered as she dispelled the hungry minion i'm sorry that's not really my
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specialization marcus took both her hands in one of his as he reassured her it's
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fine what's your specialization her head snapped up eyes
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burning with renewed life as shadowy energy channeled through her hands into Marcus dropping him to his knees in
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agony affliction actually gritting his teeth Marcus gestured as
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light flashed over him restoring his strength tavi stared anxiously as he
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rose to his full height engulfing her in his shadow he thrust his hand forward
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sending a wave of righteous force through her eyes rolled back as she wavered for several seconds before
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regaining consciousness i've recently taken the path of
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retribution the mischievous smirk returned to her face well then this is
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going to be fun the remaining pages have a level 999 requirement to
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read a steamy romance novel Blue
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Moon tails swooshing and hips swaying the curvy figure walked purposefully
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across the lake toward the man resting by the shore rising quickly as she approached he appeared visibly happy to
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be in her presence blue arms flowed over his shoulders as a smooth tail coiled
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seductively around his waist "why must I travel so far to be
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meeting men like you?" her voice carried a strong alluring accent
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grinning wildly he gently pushed her away openly staring as the light caught
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her features "up here," she exclaimed in playful anger with a helpless shrug he
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reached into his pack and pulled out a small pouch "my wonderful Sula I've brought
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you something." Confidence wrapped his words like a steel blanket
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she plucked the tiny bag from his hands excitedly pulling it open and revealing
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a citrine pendant "oh Marcus you shouldn't
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have." The usual teasing was gone from his voice every facet lights the sky and
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my heart with your beautiful reflection sula frowned "uh no i meant
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you really shouldn't have i could craft something better by accident for the first time possibly
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ever Marcus looked hurt his shoulders slumped slightly the cocky everpresent
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grin missing from his handsome face sula opened her mouth to speak smiling warmly
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a glowing rune appeared above her eyes i don't think I can mend your
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feelings even with my gift despite the statement her words seemed
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to do the trick marcus smirked roguishly as he adjusted his leg
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plates well you aren't the only gifted
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one silence penetrated the room with palpable force as the conversation shifted to the language shared by all
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races of Azeroth minutes became hours until their passionate dialogue was interrupted by
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lightning streaking from the cloudless sky thunderously slamming into the lake surface and bathing them in
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steam is something wrong marcus asked no my Marcus you're just off to a great
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start the remaining pages have been thoroughly destroyed by the elements
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a steamy romance novel big brass
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bombs the tough little goblin walked purposefully into the engineering shop raising her eyebrows at a few items as
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she approached the shopkeeper "how's it going Jack?" Her voice seductively
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brushed his pointy ears with a rough texture of someone who inhaled too much motorcycle exhaust
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the goblin called Jack looked up and grinned "revy it's going much better since you just arrived." Jack set his
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ark spanner on the table "what can I do you fool?" Holding her elbow in one hand
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Revy tapped her chin lightly "i'm not real sure you got any specials are you
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kidding i've got the best deals anywhere," Jack replied enthusiastically "just got these in this morning all
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sorts of colors small red rockets got some in blue and green too revy's disappointed look was not
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missed by the expert shopkeeper and he quickly upped the ante there was a loud
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thud as Jack dropped something on the table "i call it the big one," he said
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"it's goblin only very difficult to find." "Nice very nice," Revy said
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sounding unconvinced her eyes wandered a bit okay fine i can see you're a goblin
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of superb taste jack looked around conspiratorally before carefully laying out a new item
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buckling the table with an ominous creek it's called Jack paused for dramatic
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effect the big one revy's eyes widened in surprise
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is there is it real feeling the advantage Jack allowed
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himself to relax a bit putting his hands behind his head and leaning back in his
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chair he replied with lazily narrowed eyes "it's 100% goblin pots baby natural
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resources." After a moment of hesitation Revy
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reached out and gingerely stroked the smooth yellow surface i'll take
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two excellent you know if you like that you might be interested in some hardened adamantite tubes they can enhance the
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effect revie nodded excitedly and looked behind Jack at something on the wall
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what is that jack looked over her shoulder oh those are for reviving dead
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people revy was intrigued can they be used on someone when they're still
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alive never wanting to miss a sale Jack responded without missing a beat "Oh
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sure tell you what you get all this stuff I'll throw in a pair of mayhem projection goggles for half
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price." Revy pulled out a sack of coins that made Jack drool why not motorcycle
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sales have been good this year as Jack quickly tallied the total he
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asked "This must be a serious ray or something." RVY shrugged "Nah I got a
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blind date with a guy named Marcus tonight." Jack nodded "what about that guy from the
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motor club you was dating?" The leatherclad goblin scooped up her bag with one arm and held up an outstretched
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hand he never put a ring on it girls got to have her priorities
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jack smiled and shook his head as he watched her walk out of the shop the
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remaining pages require a secret goblin Dakota ring to
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read a steamy romance novel hot and
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misty marcus galloped on his warhorse toward the remote building bringing an
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almost imperceptible flush to one of the curvier guards as he passed he
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dismounted and handed his reigns to the everpresent stable master placing one hand on her shoulder before speaking
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"kama have you considered our last conversation?" Marcus asked furrowing
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his eyebrows in mock seriousness kama rolled her eyes her pandaran markings exaggerating the
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movement "i doubt my lifemate would think much of it." Marcus let out a bellowing laugh looking
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over his shoulder as he walked away i'd still like to meet her one
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day the tavern in the mists was unusually crowded and he pushed his way
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through the crowd until he stood in the shadows of a dark corner an exotic voice per his name
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marcus it is good to see you again marcus smiled and squinted as his
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eyes adjusted to the absence of light madame Goya the pleasure is all
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mine." She tipped a polite bow marcus felt a sudden warmth as he was reminded
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of why the term bouncy was often used to describe the pandarin he bowed in kind
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catching Madame Goya's hand and kissing it gently never shifting his gaze from the hulking bodyguard standing behind
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her a single scar between his watchful eyes so Marcus can I interest you in
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something special i'm afraid the usual cannot be offered
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today marcus did not miss her emphasis on the usual nor the deep regret that
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laced her words their eyes met once again and she squeezed his hand before
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letting go if that is your will may I see what you have to offer
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there are several magnificent pieces of armor a tiny companion and even an
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exotic mount Madame Goya answered her typical playfulness quickly returning
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she paused and held a hand to her chin figning thoughtfulness but my most valuable
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treasures are located upstairs marcus' eyebrows lifted comically and
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his eyes widened before his expression settled into gleeful acceptance "until we meet again,"
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then?" Her eyes fluttered and Marcus found himself walking up the stairs of the strange
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tavern waiting in the room at the top were two beings of such beauty that he
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nearly stumbled on the final step one had long flowing hair the color of
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the Sunwell itself and the other kept her ebban hair cropped short after
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several long moments of wordless lustfilled glances a realization struck
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him he was looking into the face of the enemy he unshathed his mighty sword
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bathing the blood elves in its pulsating glow the elf with a radiant hair spoke
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first goodness it looks like someone is ready for battle she placed her hand on the
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tip of his sword lowering it with gentle pressure as she crossed in front of him
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always keeping her head cocked in his direction do you believe in love at
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first sight or should I walk by again marcus leaned in close carelessly
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pressing the hardened steel against her he whispered something quietly in her ear and pulled away eagerly searching
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her face for a reaction "no no I won't do that but my sister will," the blonde
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giggled the dark-haired one silently raised a single eyebrow nodding and
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shrugging her delicate shoulders at the same time with a subtle gesture her body
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glowed with an intense inner fire burning away what little clothing she wore as Marcus' muscular arms wrapped
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around her she whispered something to him a symbol unseen by Marcus
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momentarily appeared above his head and surrounded him in a white glow that that
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feels amazing what did you do he asked fortitude my lord you will need it it
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was then that he noticed that she was literally levitating off the ground weightless in his arms his mind began to
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spin as countless scenarios played out in his head his strong hands began to
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The remaining pages are shrouded in mist steamy romance novel i'm in love
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with a robot that's too much for the oil to
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read a steamy romance novel savage
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passions a trail of dust followed the once white stallion as he galloped
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through the garrison gates stopping abruptly at the stables raven the stable
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master rushed to the weary mount and rider lord Marcus let me help raven's
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strong tanned arm took the rider's hand in his own putting him off in a quick
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smooth motion he did not immediately let go staring in disbelief at the paladin's
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heavily stained armor seeing concern on the man's face Marcus clasped his shoulder and smiled
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warmly "fear not old friend only a little of it is my own raven hugged him
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fiercely." "That is good to hear." "Yes yes I'm fine the journey was long and
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often hard but I have returned victorious Marcus exclaimed as he pulled
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a bulging sack from beneath his armor placing it gingerly in Raven's rough
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steady hands the inquisitive stable master cupped the bag squeezing gently to
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discern the contents without unwrapping the package "don't be koi you know what's in
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there but I have something even better for you Marcus said with a knowing smile
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raven closed his eyes he held out his hands and spoke calmly "give it to me
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please." His arms flexed slightly as he felt something heavy strangely warm and
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smooth along its length oh this is h
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familiar okay yes i know that part an enchanted
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sword raven released the glowing weapon from one hand letting it swing in front
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of him marcus looked down and raised his eyebrows "i'm glad you like it certainly
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not the first you've held." "Never one like this," Raven replied with a wink
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"we need to work on that grip it's too tight perhaps you have time for some
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practice," Marcus asked peering into Raven's dark brown eyes
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raven grinned i'll go tie up your
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horse the remaining pages are not yet written it appears to be a work in
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progress steamy romance novel got milk so there I was surrounded by at
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least 100 murlocs the heavy mustached man proclaimed gesturing in a wide ark
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the Tawny Torin gasped in amazement "whatever did you do?" Her
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voice had a brrawy muscular tone to it "the only thing I could do my lovely."
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Marcus patted the sword resting on his thigh "i brought them to
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justice." "Oh with just a dagger you're so brave." Tanda cautiously reached for
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the blade but pulled her hand away at the last second marcus bristled "What
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this is a two-handed sword enchanted to the hilt perhaps not as big as you've seen but I know a few tricks to really
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make it sing." Tanda smiled demurly fluttering
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her enormous eyelashes she picked up one piece of cheese and held it close to Marcus' lips "try this it's
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homemade the handsome paladins stammered no I'm I'm lactose
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intolerant tanda placed the cheese back in the bowl oh are you sure does that
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mean you can't tolerate me the buxom torren stepped forward pressing herself
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against Marcus the substantial height difference placed his face squarely in her chest unable to see he flailed in
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protest finally finding purchase on her firm backside his muffled apologetic
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sounds only made her giggle and squeeze him more tightly just as his other hand found her
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tail the light dimmed as an imposing figure moved into the doorway "what
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the!" Tanda exclaimed "Backs no!" Marcus pulled his head away and gasped
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for air looking at the angry Torin with wide eyes it's not what it looks like
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bax charged ramming into Marcus while uttering his challenge you mess with a bull you get the
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horns marcus reeled and caught himself digging his heel into the dirt seizing a
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horn in each hand he held the horn torin's head down fighting against his
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tremendous strength max forced his head up grunting and
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spitting in anger only to have it repeatedly pushed down they locked eyes
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for a moment and with a final heave of explosive force backs wrenched himself
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free the powerful Torin swung his arms out wide as if to crush Marcus in a
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mighty hug "blades of light," proclaimed the paladin a huge pulsating sword
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thrust up from the ground between the two combatants tearing through armor and clothing searing the thick chest hair of
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Marcus and cutting a fine line into the Torin's muscular chest before they could
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move again Tanda raised her hoofed leg into the air and brought it down with a warlike force the man and Bull wobbled
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clearly stunned "stop it both of you." Marcus regained his composure and looked
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at Tanda and then to backs fur was ruffled and the bare parts of their
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leathery skin glistened with sweat as they all stared one another down the
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ridiculously good-looking Marcus spoke "well since we're mostly undressed
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already," the story goes on but your good taste prevents you from reading it
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a steamy romance novel of elven bondage the weight of his fist crashed
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into the side of the ogre's face with a meaty thunk the bulbous goon teetered
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for a moment like a marionette cut loose from its strings before falling into a heap at top his unconscious sibling the
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Dreto brothers may have been feared throughout the land but the courage of Sir Crispen Greymane had won the day
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once again the brave hero had no time to pause and admire his handiwork not when the lady
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moonshade remained shackled to the wall greymane stroed to her side each step as
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graceful as a ram of Dun Maro you are unheard my lady i trust these brutes did
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not cause you harm she breathed a relieved sigh as he broke away the bonds that held wrists
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and ankles your swift arrival saw to that noble champion," she answered the night elf's
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glowing eyes beamed upon him like stars on a cloudless night the greatest
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suffering was enduring the ogre's leerous glances my leather armor was damaged during my capture and several
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pieces seemed to have fallen away she made a half-hearted attempt to cover the barness of her toaut
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midriff of course a knight performing his duty would not notice such a quandry
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he assured her taking her hand and lightly massaging her bruised wrist as she rose to her
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feet standing her full height Lady Moonshade was at least three heads taller than her savior if not more she
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puzzled at him for a moment "forgive me good sir but I cannot discern if you are
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the shortest human I have ever met or the tallest dwarf." His white teeth
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flashed through the thickness of his beard like snow caps on a mountain ridge i like to think I'm the best of both
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good lady he gestured toward the doorway a spacious carriage awaits to convey you
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back home i assure you my driver will not disturb us as I personally see to
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your recovery i will do my best to ensure the ride is to your liking a playful smile danced about her
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lips i hope I can rely upon your driver's discretion i fear the rest of
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my fragile armor might fall away at any moment the ruggedly handsome knight
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bowed and flashed a confident wink why my dear i'm positively counting on it oh
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sir Greymane she swooned falling into his arms he guided her toward the
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waiting coach stepping over the unconscious ogres on the floor
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the story continues for many more chapters laden with vehicle
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metaphors a steamy romance novel Nightborn of the Living
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Dead she accepted the chalice of wine with a bat of her long eyelashes "i
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really shouldn't Lord Graves Bane my mother would never approve." "Nonsense
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my dear Alonia," the nobleman answered "you are 10,000 years old i'm sure your
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mother would forgive you for indulging just this once she giggled it's not the wine my
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lord rather it's the notion of a nightborn spending her evening in the company of someone so charming he
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offered i was going to say decrepit my morals are not quite that far gone I
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assure you he replied his good eye drifting up and down the length of her flowing gown i am sure your mother would
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find me most endearing oh would I said asked a sharp
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voice crispen Gravesbane turned to see another nightborn framed within the doorway although her attire was less
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inviting than her daughters her face and body were a mirror of Alonia's own he
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approached and bowed hastily kicking aside the kneecap that clattered to the floor "i am Lord Crispen Gresbane at
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your service do I have the honor of meeting Lady Marina?" "You do?" she
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answered coldly casting a harsh glance toward Alonia "i fear you are toying
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with me good lady," he smiled careful to hold his jaw in place surely you must be
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Alonia's sister not her mother a faint blush flashed across Lady Marina's
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cheeks you flatter me my lord her voice softened it has been centuries since
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anyone has mistaken us for siblings nonsense he insisted taking her
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hand and guiding her toward the couch he sat down between the two indigos skinned
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elves perhaps after we share a bit of wine we'll find out out what else you
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and your daughter have in common oh Lord Graves Bane Marina swooned she took
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Alonia's hand sharing a fertive smile with her daughter perhaps it's time we
31:08
introduced you to the true secrets of the Shaldori subsequent pages seem to have
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been scribbled over in nightborn profanities
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a steamy romance novel waves of desire lord Graves Bane stared out
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through the port hole watching the waves rise and fall in time with the aching that tormented him inside how long had
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she kept him waiting here in the cabin of his luxury schooner he felt the keen
31:40
edge of his desire growing more insistent spurring his impatience at last the cabin door swung
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open she paused in the doorway torch light playing about the hem of her low
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cut silken gown as the shadows danced upon her pale synindorai skin "am I late
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my lord?" she asked chewing on the fullness of her lower lip he found himself speechless as his
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jaw dropped to the floor he knelt to pick it up rising as he snapped it back
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into place some things are worth waiting for Lady Sunskin he held out his hand beckoning
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her closer for a moment a look of uncertainty crossed the highborn's bow
32:27
her shallow breaths hung heavy with hesitation and longing she brushed her
32:33
fingertips across the cold palid skin of his cheek "i hope your desiccation
32:39
doesn't hinder your enthusiasm Lord Graves Bane." He took her hand and kissed it with his
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one good lip "fear not my darling my jaw isn't what it used to be but my tongue
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remains as limber as ever." "Oh Lord Graves Bane," she swooned falling into
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his arms he relished the warmth of her skin as he guided her toward the leather
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harness hanging over his bed "the story continues for many more
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chapters laden with port hole puns a steamy romance novel Stormy
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Seas oh this one's been signed nice marcus awoke with a grunt squinting
33:25
to make out the dark shadows around him he was sitting on a cold wooden floor
33:31
and the air was ripe with a scent of a long night the room rocked back and
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forth "or was that just a hangover." "Where am I?" he mumbled to
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himself a sultry laugh echoed as a strong shapely figure moved towards him
33:49
marcus rubbed his eyes and focused his senses she smelled of leather salt and
33:56
exotic spices as he looked into the woman's steel gray eyes he became aware of the
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bars between them "am I in a cell?" he thought to
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himself is this one of Madame Goya's rooms he mused further you're in the
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brig in case you haven't figured it out the voluuptuous pirate stated with more than a hint of amusement marcus stood
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shakily composing himself with a roguish smirk before speaking i knew that it's the Brig on a
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ship i'm on a ship of course the woman leaned in closer gripping the bars with
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surprising intensity yes on a ship at full mast apparently
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she added with a flirtatious glance down and then back up at his face marcus grinned in response bowing
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close enough to whisper through the bars half masked although the winds seemed to
34:58
be strengthening he blew gently catching
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the thick black hair and the seductive currents of his breath she pulled away
35:08
with a fleeting glance of reluctance i'm just here to see if you wanted dinner she forced a stale piece
35:16
of bread through the bars marcus plucked the morsel from her hand i don't want
35:22
anything hard right now he dropped the rigid roll and took her hand tracing a
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line from her calloused fingers to the anchor tattooed on her forearm do you have any culture fair
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i've heard it's famous for its succulence a rare pleasure to the
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tongue a silence followed his words interrupted by the sound of the cell door creaking open and a cutless
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clattering to the floor marcus silently pointed to a blaying pin on the far wall
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and raised an eyebrow the broad shouldered woman purred "Oh I'd never
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have you pegged for that." The rest of the book takes a dive into turbulent seas of
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passion about the author Noah Scribson has traveled Azeroth in search of unique
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inspiration for his characters and stories he claims that research is the key to genuine
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storytelling and is always willing to go to great lengths in finding the right
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muse a steamy romance novel the Lusty
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Draconian Mage oh nice this one's signed again oh by Noah Scribesson again that
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guy surrounded on all sides by ravening cultists our brave hero Marcus finds
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himself in a situation even his formidable skills and bulging muscles cannot overcome
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as the horde closed in for the final blow sensing that even his legendary stamina had run low he stealed himself
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to take as many of them with him as possible "come on then," he quipped
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manfully unafraid even in the face of certain doom "don't keep me
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waiting." Just as their charge was about to hit home the world erupted into searing heat and blazing light as the
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flames receded and the firestorm passed Marcus found himself standing alone
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blinking in a field of ash the crunch of fresh char and a low
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feminine chuckle revealed the presence of his savior turning he found himself
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approached by a vision as beautious as his prior situation had been grim
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wrapped in a daringly cut robe that clung tightly to her bosom and revealed much of her flawless if unusually red
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tinged skin the figure picked her way across the charred ground her fig
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fingers deftly sliding along the shaft of what was unmistakably a mage's staff
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as she idily stroked it thank you my lady," Marcus said as he bowed his eyes
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trailing along her shapely legs past her wide hips and taut core and lingering
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upon ample chest as he slowly straightened before reaching a face that was as lovely as it was unconcerned by
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the destruction she just unleashed a pair of sweeping horns topped her form
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only adding to the heady mix of grandeur and danger "it seemed a waste to lose such a
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fine heroic specimen as yourself to this rabble," she responded her gaze
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wandering as unabashedly as his you showed imp such impressive skill
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and stamina during the battle that I could not help but intervene," she said
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her skin flushing an even richer shade of red as her inspection continued
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if there is anything I or Drake Piercer here he stated subtly flexing his
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muscles toned from years of adventuring as she sheathed his long blade home with
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a single thrust can do for you we are in your
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debt anything," she replied huskfully her bount chest straining against the scant
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confinement her robe provided even as her yellow eyes twinkled mischievously
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at the naming of his sword "anything," he confirmed i never
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leave a debt unsatisfied," he continued raising a
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callous hand to gently stroke the generous curves of her impressive rack
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feeling the rough texture of her horns scrape along his skin
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shuddering lightly at his touch she licked her full lips pursing them
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enticingly for a long moment before blowing a stream of crimson fire out
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across our hero shocked Marcus felt not the searing pain
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he had expected but a gentle invigorating warmth as the tongues of
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flame licked across his chiseled body burning away his roadstained leathers
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but only caressing the tanned flesh beneath much better she purred slowly
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eyeing him from top to bottom the breath of a red dragon can bring life as easily
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as take it i trust my flame has not harmed you on the contrary Marcus
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replied as her hot breath played teasingly across his skin i feel
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positively engorged with life stepping forward she pressed her heaving frame
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against the knight grabbing his newly bared sword by the hilt
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appreciatively let's see about your weapon earning its name then
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hero the book quickly abandons even the flimsy excuse for a plot it had maintained up to this point
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about the author noah Scribes has traveled Azeroth in search of unique
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inspiration for his characters and stories he claims that research is the key to genuine storytelling and is
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always willing to go to great lengths in finding the right muse
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