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It's just another average day in Ternion City: four agents of the Triangle Agency, paragons of order keeping reality safe from anomalous activity that wants to rend it asunder, find themselves confronted with the job of what to do with the remains of a Wuhan-Baxter corporate killsquad, while their final member comes face-to-face with her biggest challenge so far: an extremely well-presented business pitch slide deck. Will the rest of the team reunite with Louisa in time? Will they become minor corporate overlords (or at least franchisees) themselves? And just what the heck is a pizza rat?
All those questions and more are part of the narrative being spun by Director Phil Ulrich. Our highly competent team hunting for answers is:
* Liz Harper as Louisa Gibson, a perfectly normal vampire working in a perfectly normal PR gig
* Eric O'Dea as Tad Silverfield, always here to lend a friendly ear and find what you need
* Chris Chesno as Roger Hensley, for whom the struggle is real but cleaning up messes is just business
* Nick Marino as Case, Company R&D man who's always right on time
* Joan Albright as "Dotty" Blackthorne, a time-and-space displaced intern in the right place at the right time
This is the finale in a three-part actual play series of Triangle Agency; if you haven't listened to part one yet, you'll definitely want to do that first, then follow it up by listening to part two next. You can find the episodes in the Tavern Watch Plays playlist. New episodes come out every Monday! If you like what you hear and want to pick up a copy for yourself, you can pick up Triangle Agency from Haunted Table Games or Modiphius.
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0:24
Hello, dear listener, and welcome back
0:26
to Tavern Watch Plays. This is episode
0:29
three of our second game of Triangle
0:31
Agency about our intrepid group of uh
0:34
well-trained agents uh not making a mess
0:37
at all and keeping reality from
0:38
unraveling in a hot on the trail of a
0:41
mystery that seems to have something to
0:43
do with pizza. Weird, huh? Uh let's
0:47
let's let's meet the agents. Uh Chris,
0:50
why don't you go ahead and introduce
0:51
yourself?
0:52
Hey, my name is Chris, another writer
0:56
over at Blisswatch, and I am playing
0:58
Roger, who totally didn't just take out
1:00
an entire kill squad.
1:02
>> Roger definitely finally got to do the
1:04
thing he's supposed to do. We're so
1:06
proud. Uh, Eric, you're up next.
1:10
>> Uh, I am playing Tad Silverfield. Uh,
1:13
ignore the zoo uniform and the rock
1:16
hierax uh, small mammal. Uh, that's just
1:18
my part-time gig. I am uh here to work
1:22
the hotlines at the Triangle Agency and
1:24
help you help yourself.
1:26
>> All righty. Uh next up, Joan.
1:31
>> I'm Joan Albbright. I'm playing Doy, a
1:34
spacebending intern who may or may not
1:37
have turned an entire room sideways last
1:39
session on purpose
1:43
>> and then turned it back at the very end.
1:45
I don't I don't think I mentioned that
1:46
for the at the end of episode two, but
1:47
luckily everyone's back on the floor at
1:49
this point.
1:50
>> Oh, yeah. Cuz I'm in another role.
1:51
>> You did a fantastic role. Uh Liz, you're
1:54
up next.
1:56
>> Hi, I'm Liz. I'm playing Louisa from
1:58
public relations. And um
2:03
well, I I walked through a wall straight
2:06
into 1987,
2:10
sort of.
2:12
I split the party. It's been great fun.
2:16
And uh wow, I hope I can talk my way out
2:19
of this because that's all Louisa knows
2:21
how to do.
2:22
>> The party is very good. Last but not
2:24
least, Nick.
2:26
>> I'm Nick and I'm playing Case, a
2:28
research and developing CA training
2:31
agent at the agency who can only seem to
2:34
research and develop more problems and
2:36
not solutions using time travel powers.
2:40
Look, uh, a problem is just a solution
2:42
you haven't found yet, right? Uh, so
2:44
last time we left our group, uh, as
2:46
mentioned, they were investigating the,
2:48
uh, the prominade below the Wuhan Baxter
2:50
headquarters where some folks went
2:51
missing for a few days and they came
2:52
back and, uh, had, uh, as described by
2:56
the paramedics at the scenes, no bones.
2:58
Um, their bones were gone. No, no bones
3:00
whatsoever. Um, and then our intrepid
3:03
team discovered, uh, through
3:04
investigating at the hospital that not
3:06
only did they not have bones, they also
3:08
had no pulse. They weren't really
3:10
breathing. They may have been faking
3:11
breathing. Um, you think in retrospect?
3:14
Uh, and also jostling them caused their
3:16
eyes and mouth to leak pizza sauce. Uh,
3:19
following the trail to Wuhan Baxter, our
3:21
group headed down to the prominade where
3:22
what used to be a Zarro prior to an
3:24
unfortunate gas leak incident in 1997
3:28
uh was now just a blank wall. Uh, Louisa
3:32
took a little initiative uh made herself
3:34
uh intangible, walked straight through
3:36
it, right into the den of horrors. Uh
3:38
the rest of the team however was caught
3:40
on camera and one of Wuhan Baxter's
3:41
trained asset retrieval uh groups came
3:44
to uh retrieve them dead or alive. They
3:47
tried to make it dead. It didn't really
3:48
work. Doy made everyone stand on the
3:50
wall for a while. Uh and then uh Roger
3:54
made some people not alive. Uh one guy
3:57
in fact disappeared entirely. Who knows
3:58
where he's at. That's a different
4:00
reality's problem. Um, and then
4:02
masterfully uh calling the agency and
4:04
asked them to alter reality to turn off
4:07
those nasty CCTVs by putting the missing
4:09
bullets that should have gone into our
4:10
team into the cameras. Uh, Doy returned
4:14
everyone to their correct gravitational
4:17
orientation.
4:18
Uh, and so that's where we uh leave
4:21
everyone except Louisa uh standing
4:22
outside the uh standing outside the
4:25
walled up Zaro with a pile of dead
4:26
bodies. Uh, one completely gone. The
4:30
exception is Louisa. After briefly being
4:32
trapped in an illusion of the 110th
4:35
birthday party she never had, um she
4:39
indicated interest in a business pitch
4:42
that the uh anomalous creature before
4:44
her was making her and now finds herself
4:46
confronted with a very detailed business
4:49
plan for reopening and expanding the
4:52
Zarro.
4:54
Let's start with Louisa. Well, I would
4:57
like to really carefully read this
4:59
business plan and start making
5:01
constructive criticism about it because
5:03
this is probably a business plan rooted
5:06
in like 1987 thinking when the Sabaro or
5:10
it was 94, wasn't it, when the Sabaro
5:12
closed?
5:12
>> It was 97 when it exploded.
5:14
>> Okay.
5:16
I Okay, so this is like 1997 thinking
5:20
where the mall was still king and the
5:24
world has shifted a little since then.
5:26
So, I would like to review this business
5:27
plan with this gentleman I'm speaking
5:31
with and uh try and set it up in like a
5:34
really uh a modern way that you could
5:39
successfully run a pizza business
5:41
because pizza does even, you know, 20
5:45
years later, pizza continues to make
5:47
everyone happy. Everyone loves pizza.
5:51
So let's exa let's examine this business
5:54
plan and try to set it up for modern
5:56
success for a revised reborn Zaro.
6:01
>> Well, here is where you run into your
6:03
first surprise. You were expecting an
6:06
outdated knowledge of how the world
6:08
works.
6:09
>> Um but what you find is actually a
6:13
fairly sophisticated business plan. um
6:17
almost as as though this thing seems to
6:19
have a large wealth of knowledge about
6:22
building codes, about commercial real
6:24
estate, about modern markets. Um
6:27
>> oh,
6:28
>> it's almost like a weirdly modern pizza
6:31
entrepreneur. Like they don't just want
6:33
to open and expand Zarro. They want to
6:35
revitalize this restaurant. Um and they
6:39
understand that they can't keep it open
6:41
in a dying mall. And this is just their
6:43
first chain. uh they plan to expand. Um
6:47
in fact, if you really wanted to think
6:49
about it, the way they talk or the way
6:51
they the way their voice comes through
6:53
in their writing, it's almost like a
6:56
building inspector wrote part of it.
6:58
>> Uh like a like a building inspector
7:01
whose bones have been removed and bleeds
7:03
pizza sauce now.
7:04
>> Yeah. Like a certain building inspector
7:06
who may disappeared for a few days and
7:07
come back as a human Kelzone. That's
7:09
correct. Yes.
7:10
>> Okay. Um, wow. Louisa would prefer not
7:14
to be a human calzone herself.
7:20
Um,
7:22
so what does this business plan require
7:24
to make come to fruition? I mean, they
7:27
need money, investment. Do they
7:31
>> Mhm. Uh so when you kind of start
7:32
voicing those concerns, he'll kind
7:34
>> we've addressed some of these concerns
7:36
in a checklist at the end and he kind of
7:38
flips you to the end and there's a there
7:40
is probably a packet that is 20 or 30
7:42
pages deep of uh things that they would
7:44
have to do. The list of things in order
7:46
that would need to happen to reopen the
7:47
Zabaro. Uh one um it needs a way to
7:52
negotiate directly with the lady in the
7:53
leasing office. Um it has not been able
7:55
to do so. Um it not it notes it has
7:58
attempted to do so but uh leasing agent
8:02
Broncker has insisted that there is no
8:04
business where this borrow is located
8:06
and never has been.
8:07
>> Ah
8:08
>> uh the next step it would need to uh
8:10
procure a small business loan in the
8:12
name of the new leie. It would need to
8:14
obtain the original permit for the
8:16
prominade's construction uh to determine
8:18
the extent of construction allowed by
8:20
the lease. Uh obviously the wall would
8:22
need to be removed. The dining room is
8:24
drastically in need of renovating and
8:26
updating. The kitchen needs to be
8:27
updated to modern health codes. Uh the
8:30
walk-in freezer needs to either be
8:31
repaired or replaced. There is also a
8:33
note just underlined that says cleaning,
8:36
lots of cleaning. Uh it would need to
8:39
research the celebrities featured on the
8:41
signed photographs on the wall to ensure
8:43
that they don't now represent a
8:44
political message that Sparrow number
8:45
641 does not wish to appear to endorse.
8:48
Uh and it would need to source new
8:50
cooking ingredients.
8:54
It's thought this through.
9:00
>> Past that. It seems fair. So, those are
9:01
the tasks that it needs help with. It
9:03
seems fairly confident about how to
9:04
actually run a pizza restaurant once
9:06
it's up and running.
9:11
>> I
9:13
This just raises so many more questions.
9:16
>> It does. And the best way to play is to
9:18
not give you any answers. Team outside,
9:20
what are you guys up to? You're standing
9:22
on the ground again. There's four dead
9:23
bodies. One guy's completely vanished.
9:25
Uh, you were all briefly psychically
9:27
connected to Doie as she channeled the
9:29
power of the agency. That was cool. Um,
9:32
what are you all up to now?
9:34
>> We need to grab
9:35
>> I think we were hunting up.
9:36
>> Yeah, we got bodies and we were hunting
9:39
for um like a key card on someone.
9:43
>> Yeah. Yeah. Um, so anybody that wanted
9:46
can grab a key card and or a weapon off
9:48
of each of the people from the arc team.
9:49
They're all carrying a key card.
9:51
>> Um the uh so some of the best places to
9:56
hide a body down here, unless anybody
9:58
wants to come up with anything right
9:59
away. Um you could try to put them in.
10:02
>> Oh, go ahead.
10:04
>> Um
10:05
Tad is going to point right in front of
10:09
the wall and the mess and everything and
10:10
say, "What's over there?"
10:14
>> Tad is a catalog anomaly.
10:17
um the specializing in altering or
10:20
creating items. Um so this power has me
10:23
point somewhere nearby and say what's
10:25
over there and roll attentiveness and
10:29
>> Okay.
10:30
>> Do you have uh do you have any points in
10:32
attentiveness right now
10:35
>> in attentiveness? I have one.
10:37
>> Okay, good enough. No burnout. So roll
10:39
that 64.
10:45
>> That is one.
10:47
Uh, that is one success is all you need
10:50
to succeed. Uh, okay. So, what happens
10:53
unless you want to use your last QA,
10:54
which I'm guessing you probably don't
10:55
want to do.
10:57
>> Uh, on a success, you create an object
10:59
where you're pointing. It can be any
11:00
mundane thing you imagine that fits
11:02
comfortably and harmlessly inside the
11:03
space, but you can only feature details
11:04
or information you would know. Um, we
11:07
need to cover up this whole bloody wall,
11:11
and we need a place to stash these
11:12
bodies. So, I'm going to create uh an
11:15
enormous pop-up tent of the variety
11:18
where you would sign up for a free trial
11:21
credit card.
11:22
>> Okay. Yes, I'm familiar with these. Yes.
11:26
Uh, it's going to have a back canvas
11:28
wall of the same. I imagine this wall
11:31
here at the previous Zabaro is some sort
11:34
of beige or use
11:37
>> um so that people leaving the other
11:39
businesses would not be suddenly
11:42
surprised to see a tent that wasn't
11:43
there when they went in. Maybe their
11:44
eyes just slipped over and they didn't
11:46
notice it. Um, and there's going to be a
11:48
table with a similar colored tablecloth
11:51
uh large enough to fit four bodies.
11:55
Okay. Uh yeah, on a success, you create
11:58
an object for your reporting bey mundane
11:59
thing. Yeah, I don't see why not. Uh
12:02
yeah, so you create a you create a uh a
12:05
popup uh trial credit card booth to hide
12:07
the bodies in right where the Sabaro
12:09
should be. That seems exactly like the
12:11
kind of thing that should be in a dying
12:12
prominade mall. So
12:15
um
12:16
>> and then it should be fairly trivial to
12:18
kind of, you know, scoot them under the
12:20
table and and get them out of the way.
12:21
>> Yeah. In fact, based on where they were
12:23
kind of on the wall and then kind of
12:25
fell off the wall because Roger uh
12:27
killed them and then Doy fixed gravity,
12:29
they probably just kind of fell and you
12:31
can make the tent appear around them. Uh
12:33
except it was there all along.
12:36
So I think at this point
12:39
>> Yeah.
12:39
>> Go ahead.
12:41
Daddy's going to um grab some of the
12:43
chairs that that we now have to write to
12:46
their original orientation from this
12:48
food court
12:50
and set them around as if you know they
12:52
were there all along also. But she's
12:54
also going to take the opportunities to
12:57
sit backwards in one of them.
13:01
>> All right. Doy sits backwards in a chair
13:03
for no reason other than racking up
13:05
three commenations. I love it. Uh, Doy
13:09
has reached one of the optional
13:10
objectives for this, which since this
13:11
borrow is from the '9s, obviously, and
13:13
this was just how you did things back
13:15
then, plus three accommodations for the
13:17
first time. Each agent sits in a chair
13:19
backwards. Donnie, that is three
13:21
commendations for you. Good job.
13:25
Uh, I think it's at this time that one
13:27
of the uh one of the 20-year-olds uh
13:31
something's behind the counter at the
13:32
coffee shop uh kind of pokes his head
13:35
outside and he sees like he sees the
13:39
four of you outside. Do like
13:41
straightening chairs and then sitting
13:42
down and the rest of you are standing
13:43
around not looking guilty or awkward at
13:45
all. And he goes, "Dude, did did you
13:49
hear like a gun like some gunfire out
13:51
here?"
13:52
>> That's my fault. I'm I'm sorry about
13:54
that. I should have warned you. We are
13:56
the um the exterminator crew that's
13:58
coming in. Uh we come in periodically.
14:00
This is my um rat sniffing Hyrax. Um and
14:06
when he uh when he when he's has a
14:09
positive for smelling since he has no uh
14:12
vocal cords, he has to make an extremely
14:14
loud noise with his uh tusks. He slams
14:17
them against the ground. It can sound to
14:19
the to the uninitiated, it can sound a
14:20
lot like gunfire. Um, so he he had a
14:23
positive hit on something uh somewhere
14:26
over on the other side of the mall and
14:27
he um made made just that terrible
14:29
racket. So we're sorry we're sorry.
14:31
Sorry. We're all fine.
14:33
>> He just kind of blinks at you and he
14:35
goes, "Cool. Uh I'm Brad. Uh they sent
14:40
me out to see if it was like okay out
14:42
here. There's so so it was just your
14:44
little like your little your little guy
14:46
there. Not like a real gun."
14:49
>> Oh yeah. No. No. No guns here.
14:52
Certainly. You can see there's nothing
14:53
around. So, just uh just just
14:55
>> kind of look around. He's like he kind
14:57
of he kind of pushes his bangs out of
14:59
his eyes and he's like, "Yeah, yeah, I
15:02
told I told Chad that was wild. Like
15:04
there wouldn't be any reason for anybody
15:05
to have a gun in the prominade." And he
15:08
just kind of laughs. He's like, "Okay,
15:10
man. Um, good luck with your like
15:12
extermination business or whatever. Um,
15:15
if you need any copies, we're open till
15:17
11." Then he just heads back into the
15:20
coffee shop.
15:24
>> Uh, and I'm going to go ahead and
15:26
recommend myself for accommodation for
15:28
taking the blame.
15:28
>> Yep. I' I've already put a little dot
15:30
besides take blame falsely.
15:35
Uh, what else would the outside crew
15:37
like to do?
15:38
>> Uh, I think Roger's going to sit down
15:40
for a moment while he thinks.
15:42
>> Backwards, of course. Sit backwards in a
15:44
chair.
15:46
>> As you do, Roger. That is one, two,
15:49
three for you.
15:53
Will we just Is are you all just going
15:54
to sit backwards in chairs? Is that
15:56
what's happening here? Just kind of form
15:57
a little circle of chairs backwards and
15:59
everyone sits down. They can discuss
16:01
your next move.
16:02
>> I'll pull up a backwards chair and I'll
16:03
say, "Where do we go next, gang?"
16:05
>> I will note that there is so far no sign
16:08
of Louisa.
16:11
>> I think
16:11
>> we should probably do something about
16:13
that.
16:14
>> Yeah, we should try the sub basement.
16:16
See if there's another way in.
16:20
>> Yeah. Uh Nick, is Case joining the
16:21
backwards care uh chair crew, or is he
16:24
too cool to sit backwards?
16:25
>> No, he's choning the backwards chair
16:26
crew, but also spreading out the uh
16:29
floor plan to find the nearest door to
16:31
get to the subb.
16:33
>> Yeah. Okay. So, now that you have some
16:37
time to uh look at it while you all are
16:39
around here and you can kind of lay down
16:41
the uh plan and now you're more familiar
16:43
with, you know, comparing the blueprints
16:44
to real life. Um here's the options as
16:48
you see them. One, it appears that each
16:50
of the stores uh each of the stores and
16:52
each of the restaurants had a hatch in
16:55
the floor somewhere uh to allow them
16:57
access into the subb. Two, uh there
17:01
should be a door somewhere back by the
17:03
escalators that leads to a stairway down
17:06
into the subb. Um
17:09
those seem to be the best options. It's
17:11
either the access hatches in the stores
17:13
or finding the door back by the
17:14
escalators.
17:18
>> Probably door by the escalator.
17:23
>> Anybody?
17:24
>> If the stores are kind active, it's
17:26
probably going to be a little suspicious
17:27
if we're poking around.
17:29
>> Yeah, two of them are. Um I guess you
17:31
could try to break into a closed store
17:33
or restaurant, but uh Coffee Shop is
17:36
obviously open as was Brad's Chicken and
17:38
Fish.
17:40
stuff.
17:40
>> Or we could use uh
17:43
Grubbles to get through the hatch
17:46
since we already told the kid the kid
17:48
that where we're on extermination group.
17:51
>> Oh, that you were an inspector. Yeah.
17:52
>> Yeah, sounds like fun.
17:54
>> We could roll with that play and just
17:55
tell them we need to get down to the
17:56
subb.
17:58
>> Okay. Uh if you want to try that way,
18:01
you can do that. The coffee shop is said
18:04
one of the two businesses that's open
18:06
here. Um, it is staffed by uh three um
18:11
nearly identically looking 20somes who
18:13
all smell vaguely like weed. Um Chad,
18:16
Brad, and Eli.
18:18
Um
18:21
when you come inside, uh Brad turns to
18:23
Chad and he's like, "See man, told you
18:25
there was no gun. It's this dude who's
18:27
like you're like a a pest exterminator."
18:30
He said and like that little thing he's
18:32
got with him. That little badger looking
18:33
guy like little Wolverine dude like
18:35
hammers on the floor with his tusks when
18:37
he smells rats. So, uh I guess I guess
18:39
he found some rats. That's cool. Uh how
18:42
can we help you find people? Welcome to
18:45
Copy Town. Um do you do you need some
18:47
copies?
18:48
>> Uh hi Brad. Uh no, it's just us again.
18:51
Uh since since my associate here has
18:54
identified a possible problem, we're
18:55
going to need to get down into the subb.
18:57
Uh do you have access here? That'd be
18:59
the quickest.
19:01
>> Uh, you notice that Eli and Chad and
19:03
Brad all kind of look at each other and
19:04
they go, "Um, are you guys sure?" Like,
19:09
he kind of gestures over the, you know,
19:11
around behind him with his dom and he
19:12
says, "So, like back in the back, yeah,
19:14
we got we got an access hatch, we got a
19:17
copier on top of it right now, though,
19:19
cuz like
19:20
a year ago,
19:22
my guy Tad like went down into the subb
19:26
smoke up a little bit." You get what I'm
19:28
saying? It's a slow business. And he
19:30
didn't come out for a whole day, man.
19:33
Um, and like we're not going down there.
19:35
It's creepy down there. And we're not
19:37
going to call the cops on Tad cuz we
19:38
ain't no snitches. Um, but like when he
19:42
came back up, man, he didn't say
19:44
anything to anybody. Um, he just kind of
19:48
smelled like oregano and like he just
19:50
walked out and like I haven't I haven't
19:52
seen that guy. Chad, have you seen him?
19:54
No, man. I haven't seen that guy. I
19:56
guess he quit. Eli, do you see him? Nah,
19:59
that guy don't work here no more. So, so
20:02
yeah, like I said, man, we uh we just
20:04
put a copier over top of it because it's
20:06
kind of creepy. We knew anybody like,
20:07
you know, like any new hires like
20:09
accidentally going down there, you know?
20:11
Um, if you guys are sure, like I I guess
20:15
I guess there's more of you and you got
20:16
to do your you got to do your your like
20:18
best pest job, man. Um,
20:22
can you help?
20:23
>> We'll take precautions. That sounds like
20:25
toxopplasmosis. Uh, it's a fairly
20:28
typical symptom of a place with an
20:29
infestation. Uh, we're going to have to
20:31
take a look. So, yeah, we're going to
20:32
have to move that copier and get down
20:34
there.
20:34
>> Oh, that's nasty. Yeah. All right. Um,
20:36
can can you help us move this copier and
20:37
then like Yeah, I guess we can let you
20:39
down. You seem pretty official.
20:45
Uh so yeah, they'll lead whoever wants
20:47
to go into the subb via this route into
20:50
the back to uh let them uh open like
20:54
they they really do have like this
20:55
ancient Xerox. It doesn't even seem to
20:58
be running and it weighs a ton. Uh but
21:01
there are also uh between the uh the
21:03
three bros and you guys there are uh
21:06
enough of you to move this copier. Um,
21:09
and you can kind of push this thing out
21:11
of the way and the subbase, this access
21:15
hatch to the subb like squeaks when you
21:18
when you open it up. Um, and as you're
21:22
looking down into the subb, that's when
21:23
we go back to Louisa.
21:25
>> Louisa, you've been confronted with a
21:26
with a surprisingly competent business
21:28
plan uh for a pizza restaurant chain.
21:31
Uh, what would you like to do?
21:34
Um,
21:36
well, you know, I think I could help you
21:38
check some of these things off. I mean,
21:40
it shouldn't be that hard to talk to the
21:42
leasing agents. There's I there's
21:45
certainly space in the shopping center.
21:48
Um,
21:53
>> you you would you would talk to agent
21:55
you would talk to agent Broncker for us
21:57
and arrange the lease or you know
21:59
someone who can
22:05
Wow. This is This is not what I expected
22:08
when I had my morning coffee. This was
22:12
>> at Sparrow. We aim to surprise and
22:14
delight.
22:17
>> So, it's uh So, is that is that your
22:19
goal to surprise and delight or is it
22:21
your goal to are you trying to what's
22:24
the long-term vision for the new
22:27
Zabarro?
22:29
Our goal, business success, uh making
22:32
everyone happy, uh admiration and
22:35
respect at this restaurant again. We
22:37
understand there was an accident in the
22:39
'9s that caused uh and no amount of
22:42
problems. Uh we would like to feed
22:45
people again and be a functioning
22:47
restaurant again and expand and grow.
22:57
Well, that seems like a great goal.
23:04
Um,
23:06
why, yes, I could talk to the leasing
23:09
agency. It does seem like they aren't
23:11
they may not be interested in leasing
23:13
this
23:15
uh space in particular after it was
23:18
damaged. Uh, but perhaps we can find you
23:21
a new or different space that would suit
23:23
you.
23:25
>> The the little the little man across
23:27
from you kind of frowns. Uh, the first
23:29
time you've seen him make an expression
23:30
that isn't just thrilled with everything
23:32
and says,
23:33
>> "We uh we we like this location. It is
23:38
it is home. Uh, it is it is it is our it
23:41
is our home. We would need um we we
23:44
would need a a suitable replica
23:46
location." Uh
23:48
>> did did something special happen here to
23:51
make this a requirement for your
23:53
business plan?
23:54
>> Oh uh this is where we were kind of
23:58
tilted side now. This is where we were
24:00
born.
24:02
>> Ah maybe at a birthday party where a lot
24:06
of people were really happy.
24:09
>> Uh exactly. Uh although something
24:12
happened and we weren't sure what
24:14
happened and then there was uh a lot of
24:17
confusion and then we woke in the dark
24:19
in the cold. Uh but there was a TV VCR
24:24
and the training videos. We learned much
24:26
from the training videos.
24:29
>> It's always important to have good
24:32
consistent corporate training
24:34
documentation. Yes, that's
24:36
uh Sabarro has continued to pass on its
24:42
Wow, that is impressive. That is like
24:46
genuinely impressed here that the Zabaro
24:48
corporate messaging has continued to
24:51
self-replicate
24:53
even here.
24:56
>> Yeah, it uh I think at this point you
24:58
raise your hand and says, "How rude of
24:59
us. We did not even we greeted you but
25:01
we did not ask your name when you became
25:03
a possible business partner. Uh what is
25:06
your name?
25:07
>> Oh my name is Louisa Gibson and uh I
25:11
think there's a lot of props here.
25:13
>> It says pleasure to meet you. We are
25:15
Zabaro number 641.
25:19
>> This is so worrying.
25:25
Uh, do you need to see anything else
25:27
about the location before you uh before
25:30
we continue talking about the investment
25:32
plan? So far, you have only seen our
25:33
dining room. And I apologize. It is in
25:36
terrible shape right now. But as you can
25:37
see, and it gestures at the sign on the
25:39
wall where someone has scraped reopening
25:41
soon and surrounded it with a frame made
25:43
of crushed bones. We will be reopening
25:46
soon.
25:48
>> What?
25:48
>> Just after just after you get that small
25:51
business loan. That what was that, Nick?
25:54
>> Frame of what now?
25:55
>> Uh, there was a frame on the wall that
25:57
someone had made elaborately out of
25:58
cracked, sharpened bones, and in the
26:01
middle of it, somebody had etched
26:02
reopening soon.
26:06
>> Uh,
26:06
>> I
26:09
I would love to see the rest of the
26:11
Zabarro. So, uh, we know what we're
26:13
working with and we understand the scope
26:16
of work required to get it back open or
26:18
to find a suitable replacement facility.
26:22
that suits your business needs.
26:24
>> No, no, it's a we apologize for the
26:27
state of the restaurant, but best way to
26:29
see it is with your own two eyes. Uh,
26:32
and then you can address any customer
26:34
complaints quickly and expediently and
26:37
he will stand up and he stands up with
26:39
his little cane and the little old dough
26:41
man will lead you back uh through the
26:44
swinging doors into the kitchen. Are you
26:46
following him?
26:48
>> I am. There are other
26:51
people question mark in here. Are they
26:54
They're just still staring.
26:56
>> Uh they So they are no longer
27:00
>> The way I would put it is while you were
27:02
sitting down, they had all kind of
27:03
turned to stare at you. Like when you
27:04
entered, when you sat down, they were
27:06
all watching you with this little old
27:08
man leading you back into the back. They
27:09
are staring where you were. They are no
27:12
longer moving.
27:14
>> Okay. Uh, I am going to
27:17
>> In fact, you notice that they are no
27:18
longer pretending to breathe, which is
27:20
something you noticed with others in the
27:21
past.
27:22
>> Well, you know, I'm very familiar with
27:24
pretending to breathe. So, uh, yes,
27:26
that's definitely something that I
27:28
caughten on to pretty easily. Um, I I
27:32
will follow him into the back and
27:34
continue examining the facility and
27:36
hoping I do not myself become a human
27:39
calone.
27:40
>> Become a human calone. Uh so what you
27:43
see in the back is actually kind of a
27:46
>> So the the dining room uh as you notice
27:48
as you kind of walk past it is that yes
27:50
there is a uh gigantic crater in the
27:52
middle of the floor
27:54
>> that the old man kind of walks you
27:56
around which you can sus out was
27:57
probably where whatever exploded here
27:59
exploded and then was covered up as a
28:01
quote gas leak unquote.
28:03
>> The kitchen by comparison is honestly
28:07
like
28:09
in almost perfect shape. like the prep
28:11
line in the kitchen perfectly clean. The
28:15
the pans and you know the pans and sauce
28:18
and the pans and containers and whatever
28:20
sitting around spotless but the sauce
28:23
that would have been in that pan in 1997
28:25
or the vegetables that would have been
28:27
on the stove in 97 are also still there
28:30
rotting. So it's this contrast between
28:33
like rotting food and like perfectly
28:36
clean kitchen otherwise. Um, on the
28:39
wall, somebody has scrolled in a red
28:41
substance that a quick sniff uh will
28:43
indicate is very clearly pizza sauce.
28:45
Somebody has scrolled only fresh
28:47
ingredients on the wall. Um, and you
28:51
startle at first because you see what
28:52
looks like another person. Um, and you
28:55
assume that it's a line cook. Uh, who's
28:58
kind of but he's kind of you kind of
29:01
startled for a second. He but he's like
29:03
leaning over his workplace slowly
29:05
cleaning the counter with a threadbear
29:07
rag and then you realize that he's less
29:10
of a person and more of kind of a weird
29:13
marionette. Um he's hanging from strings
29:17
from the uh sprinkler above. And it's
29:20
not one of the dough people like you've
29:22
seen before. This clearly was at one
29:24
point a person who has just been filled
29:27
with dough and marinara and is
29:30
perpetually cleaning the counter of the
29:32
kitchen. Uh further down there is a uh
29:36
from the from the line from the line
29:38
cook there is a prep cook uh and the
29:41
cashier out in the front room also the
29:44
same way. Uh, all of them kind of um
29:48
like imitations of life, but not in the
29:50
same way that the people out front are.
29:52
Um, and as you take note of the line
29:55
cook who's cleaning, the little old man
29:57
turns to you and says, "We pride
29:59
ourselves on a clean and safe
30:01
workplace."
30:03
So, team who's so team going into the
30:06
subb,
30:08
how are you guys doing?
30:11
>> Fantastic.
30:13
You're not dealing with the pizza
30:15
monster.
30:16
>> Uh are I assume you're heading down into
30:18
the subb because you've uh you did you
30:22
did help uh Chad, Brad, and Eli uncover
30:25
the uh the hatch from the copy town into
30:28
the subb. Uh there is a uh there's a
30:31
ladder that heads down there.
30:34
Um,
30:35
heading down in there is reveals
30:38
honestly you aren't sure anybody's been
30:41
down in the subb in a very long time.
30:44
Um, it is as uh case found the floor
30:48
plans and so you already know that it is
30:49
a just an array of tight corridors. Um,
30:53
but then those corridors are made even
30:54
tighter because like there's boxes
30:57
stacked everywhere but then some of
30:58
those boxes have been overturned.
31:00
There's like old file cabinets that look
31:02
like they've definitely seen better
31:03
time, you know, just rusting down here.
31:06
Um, it's lit. At least it's got that
31:08
going for it. It's got those like weird
31:09
yellow work lights uh in places. Uh, you
31:13
can kind of see dust stirring around in
31:15
the air.
31:16
Um, and you can also see here and there
31:19
uh side corridors marked off with police
31:21
tape because remember that people were
31:22
down here looking for missing workers
31:24
for a while.
31:25
Um,
31:27
one other thing you see, or rather don't
31:29
see importantly now that you're in the
31:30
subb is you don't see any CCTV cameras
31:33
down here. What would you all like to
31:34
do?
31:37
>> I want to make sure to yell up to Brad
31:40
that uh they might see some uniformed
31:44
characters of the Narc squad come and we
31:46
don't want any extra attention and I'm
31:48
sure he doesn't either. So, you know,
31:49
just send them away and don't mention
31:51
anybody that came down in the subb. He
31:54
just kind of makes a cool signage. He
31:55
says, "We'll keep them off your back,
31:57
Broki. You little rat guy have a good
32:00
hunt."
32:04
>> Come on, Detective Grumbles. Let's go
32:06
find those rats.
32:09
Need to know who that guy's dealer is.
32:13
>> Yeah, for a second, Phil, when you said
32:15
that it's lit down here, I was like,
32:16
"Yeah, it is."
32:19
>> It uh it does smell a little lit down
32:21
here, but it's ancient.
32:24
you know, from the guy who came down
32:25
here and disappeared for a day.
32:28
>> Um, I'd like to look at the floor plan
32:30
and try and just navigate the corridors
32:35
to get towards the sabaros.
32:38
>> Okay.
32:38
>> Well, where would be under the
32:40
sabarrows?
32:41
>> Okay. So I think so as you start moving
32:44
and you start like you know following
32:46
trails towards where the varo would be
32:49
um you also realize that uh the dust in
32:52
the the dust that's in the air is also
32:55
like there's like big patches of it on
32:57
the ground or on the wall um or in some
33:01
weird cases on the ceiling like it's
33:03
very heavily on the ceiling. Um, and you
33:05
realize that when you turn in a correct
33:08
direction, head towards the Zaro, the
33:10
dust is actually heavier going in that
33:12
direction. Like the dust is like smeared
33:14
on the walls or smeared on the ceiling
33:15
or whatever.
33:18
Um,
33:20
and yeah, you can follow this trail uh
33:22
to a maintenance junction.
33:26
At the the maintenance junction is also
33:28
kind of a dead end. Um, it's where a lot
33:31
of the pipes from down here lead. Uh the
33:33
pipes also appear to be covered in the
33:35
dust and also some kind of like dark red
33:38
dark red or brown substance. Uh and
33:41
above you in the ceiling uh partially
33:44
concealed by some of the other pipes is
33:47
a hole and the hole in the ceiling is
33:50
coated in this dough/blood
33:52
concoction
33:54
that is all over that is all over the
33:56
pipes as well. And you also see the
33:58
cables. Somebody spliced together some
34:00
cables, some kind of messy work, and fed
34:03
it through the hole in the ceiling.
34:08
Uh, what would you like to do?
34:12
>> How tall is the ceiling?
34:14
>> Uh, how tall is the ceiling? Uh, this is
34:17
So, anybody who's taller than about six
34:20
Anybody who's taller than 6 feet is
34:21
probably pretty uncomfortable down here.
34:22
Anybody who's 6 feet fits just about
34:25
right. Anybody over six feet is probably
34:27
hunching um and would probably like be
34:30
able to haul themselves pretty easily up
34:32
into the hole.
34:35
>> So, let's say like
34:38
>> uh no, there is no ladder on this. It
34:40
does not look like the access hatch you
34:41
came down, which was like a neat square
34:43
hole with a ladder attached to the wall.
34:44
This looks like a hole that's been
34:46
punched in the ceiling.
34:49
>> You want to go up?
34:50
>> According to the distance, it's where
34:51
the hatch we want should be or somewhere
34:54
else. I mean, Roger Roger's tall enough
34:57
and he's stooped over, so when we get to
34:59
the hole, he can poke his head up in
35:01
there.
35:02
>> Okay. Uh, yeah, we'll say Roger can. Uh,
35:04
so this is not quite This is not quite
35:08
uh in the access. I guess this is kind
35:10
of where the access hatch for the
35:11
Sparrow is, but it's also kind of behind
35:13
it. Um, Roger, you you poke your head up
35:17
and you actually see a uh kind of a
35:20
longer corridor. Um, this one is
35:22
illuminated just by emergency lights
35:24
that uh are barely on at this point. Um,
35:28
you see the cables uh that were down
35:31
below spliced into the into the electric
35:32
system uh kind of all over the basically
35:35
they go down the floor of the corridor
35:37
and around the corner. Um up the hallway
35:40
you see uh two two doors. Is that the
35:44
right number of doors? Yes. Uh, so on so
35:47
what you see on one side, Roger, you see
35:50
two doors. On the other side, you see
35:52
what looks like would be a third door, a
35:55
metal door, except it is welded shut.
35:57
And then next to the welded shut door is
36:00
a large hole in the wall.
36:03
>> Oh, well, Roger's going to pull himself
36:05
up into that hallway and and yell down
36:09
to the others. Well, I guess not really
36:10
yell, but tell them what he's seeing.
36:13
Um, but he does not wait for anybody
36:15
else to climb up behind him as he heads
36:17
down towards where the hole is to see
36:18
what the hell is that.
36:20
>> Okay. Uh, all right. So, you got your
36:22
two doors on the right, you got a hole
36:23
in the wall on the left. Which one are
36:24
you investigating first? And is anybody
36:26
following Roger up through this hole?
36:29
>> Big hole. Big hole. Big hole.
36:32
>> Yeah. Okay.
36:33
>> Everyone loves a big mysterious hole.
36:35
>> It's made for me.
36:37
>> I hope not. Uh, this one uh leads into
36:42
uh the the hole and also the welded shut
36:45
door. Um lead into a walk-in freezer. Uh
36:50
however, it doesn't appear to have been
36:51
uh freezing in quite some time. It is
36:54
tight. It is humid. It is dark. Um and
36:57
it smells like decay. It's a little cold
37:00
in here, but clearly whatever cooling
37:02
system is in here needs coolant, needs
37:05
repairs, needs an update since 97. You
37:07
never know. Um there's uh boxes uh
37:11
stacked around the outside. You can tell
37:13
just from a s single sniff that
37:15
whatever's inside them is definitely
37:16
expired. Um you also see some pools of
37:19
dried blood around the entrance uh that
37:21
you came in the entrance hole.
37:25
Um and there is another door on the
37:28
other side of the freezer.
37:29
>> Is there actual blood this time? Not
37:31
just a pizza. Yeah, this is this is
37:35
Yeah, this is definitely like real blood
37:37
and not uh pizza sauce.
37:39
>> Oh, what uh what about the other two
37:41
doors that are behind me? Are those uh
37:43
they look locked or
37:46
>> uh the other So, as you head out into
37:49
the hall, two things happen at once. Uh
37:50
which door would you like to check
37:51
first? The first door on the right or
37:53
the second door on the right?
37:54
>> Let's go with door number one.
37:56
>> All right, so two things happen at once
37:58
here. Uh, one from down the hall, uh,
38:01
past the like past the hole in the wall,
38:05
past the walk-in freezer, past the door
38:07
you didn't check. Um, you see what looks
38:10
like, and you just saw these outside.
38:11
You see what look like rats. You've seen
38:13
rats outside. Uh, there's way more in
38:16
here. There's a dozen of them, but then
38:17
you realize that the rats are moving
38:19
weirdly slow and they're kind of wiggly.
38:22
And then as they kind of pass under one
38:24
of the emergency lights, you're like,
38:25
"Huh, those rats are weirdly bulbous."
38:28
and their eyes are caked shut with red
38:30
sauce and they're wiggling wriggling
38:33
slowly down the hallway towards you.
38:35
>> This sounds terrible.
38:37
>> And so you and so you open the first
38:39
door on the right uh which as you turn
38:41
it, you realize it has a little sign on
38:43
the wall that says next to it says break
38:45
room. Uh you open the break room
38:48
and what kind of
38:49
>> I want to know
38:50
>> and what can only be described as a
38:53
small pile of bones uh comes rolling
38:56
down at you uh because one was very near
38:59
the door and entering the room caused it
39:00
to tumble from its pile and slide across
39:02
the floor. Uh people who are if anybody
39:05
was following Roger uh you notice that
39:07
when he opens the room and they hear the
39:09
bones uh the pizza rats that were coming
39:12
down the hall kind of perk up and start
39:14
to wrigle like they're going to follow
39:16
Roger into the break room. Uh what is
39:18
anybody else doing here?
39:20
>> Being horrified,
39:22
>> trying not to scream.
39:24
>> Appropriate reactions.
39:26
>> Uh is the the break room. There's only
39:28
one door going in and going out.
39:30
>> Mhm. Yep. That's it. We should probably
39:33
grab the bones. As much as it sucks to
39:36
say,
39:36
>> that's a lot of bones.
39:41
>> How many creatures worth of bones has
39:43
been here?
39:44
>> Okay, so if you walk into the room and
39:47
you can you can vaguely count them. Uh,
39:49
and the the older So, I'll describe the
39:52
break room a little bit. Uh, the old
39:54
it's uh there's a there's a refrigerator
39:57
near the back of the room uh towards
39:59
where you're at. There's some chairs and
40:00
some tables and also a big foosball
40:02
table. Bones towards the back of the
40:04
room appear to be older bones. They're
40:06
broken. They're shattered. Um towards
40:08
the foosball tables, some of the
40:10
skeletons are still almost kind of
40:11
intact. They still have their tendon
40:13
structures in place. Uh a rough count of
40:16
the bones reveals 22 human adults, five
40:19
cats, 37 rats, and a chimpanzee.
40:23
>> Okay,
40:24
>> this is worth of
40:25
>> Never mind. Leave the bones.
40:29
case is like, "Take the bones." Opens
40:31
the door, never mind.
40:33
>> So, looking around, are we able to
40:35
determine um where the discrepancy
40:39
between the floor plan and the um the
40:42
expected um square footage of the of the
40:45
restaurant might be?
40:47
>> Yeah, it's about the floor plan of an
40:49
entire Sabaro and its back rooms. They
40:51
the permit they submitted in 98 attempt
40:53
basically walled off the Sabbaro and
40:55
pretended the whole thing never existed.
40:57
Okay.
40:58
>> So, you can add up that it's probably
40:59
the break room, whatever the small room
41:01
next to you is. It's not much there.
41:04
Walk-in freezer. And then you can figure
41:05
there's probably a pantry and a kitchen
41:06
and a front room. You can you can kind
41:08
of guesstimate it's
41:10
>> Yeah.
41:10
>> Yeah.
41:12
>> Subtracted this from the Okay,
41:14
>> exactly. They subtracted this from the
41:16
available floor space of the prominade
41:18
and just walled it off to pretend it
41:19
never existed.
41:20
>> Mhm.
41:21
>> I should probably try and find Louisa.
41:22
It's been a while to split the party.
41:25
Yeah, I think you guys I think you guys
41:27
are close enough now that you can
41:28
actually hear in the distance you hear
41:30
what sounds like like muffled disjointed
41:34
speech uh almost like someone is
41:35
flipping through channels very quickly
41:37
and then I think you hear Louisa respond
41:40
um Louisa the uh the little man uh
41:44
shuffling along in front of you leads
41:46
you back into the pantry and prep area
41:49
past the
41:51
>> past the human body mannequin dough
41:54
people working
41:55
leads you into the pantry and prep area.
41:57
Uh, and there is uh it this area not it
42:03
it's clean, but it smells kind of
42:04
mildwy. Uh, there's a sink faucet that's
42:07
kind of dripping, and that's the only
42:08
real sign back or real uh like sound
42:12
back here. Um, there is a there is a
42:16
door marked exit which is welded shut.
42:19
Um, there is a door to a walk-in
42:22
freezer, but in the center of the room
42:24
is a uh you know those carts that
42:27
teachers would wheel in when when it was
42:29
time to watch a video instead of them
42:30
teaching you for the day.
42:32
>> Uh there's a there's a TV and there's a
42:34
VCR uh emitting a blue glow. Uh they've
42:38
got there's wires coming from a hole in
42:40
the wall actually a very large hole in
42:43
the wall towards the uh TV and
42:45
connecting it. And the old man points
42:48
very proudly at the VCR and says, "This
42:51
is where we learned who we were and what
42:53
our purpose was. This is training." And
42:57
uh he will uh if not stopped, he will
43:01
punch a button on the VCR and you will
43:03
see an old Sabaro training tape from
43:05
1990 from uh yeah, probably older than
43:08
1997 if we're being honest. Uh start
43:12
playing. And in the exact same voice
43:14
that you heard when he first spoke
43:16
through Marcus, you hear, "Welcome to
43:17
Zabarro. What can we get started for you
43:19
today?" Rest of the party, you hear a TV
43:23
VCR kick in through the hole in the wall
43:25
into the pantry that says, "Welcome to
43:28
Sabarro. What can we get started for you
43:30
today?"
43:30
>> Well, I think that's uh an obvious place
43:33
to investigate next.
43:34
>> Makes sense. Uh the rest of you will
43:37
catch up with Louisa and find that you
43:39
you find in the kitchen uh there is a
43:42
looks like a little old man leaning on a
43:44
cane staring at the TV like reverently
43:47
like this is his favorite thing in the
43:48
whole wide world is this training tape
43:51
which is currently detailing the
43:52
customer experience and general
43:54
housekeeping expectations of all Zabarro
43:56
employees. Uh Louisa is standing here um
44:00
holding a manila folder stuffed full of
44:04
some kind of papers um following this
44:07
old man probably with Louisa. Would you
44:08
say a vague look of horror on your face
44:10
at all times?
44:12
>> But I'm doing my best to seem attentive
44:15
and you know nodding and smiling at the
44:18
right places. Um,
44:20
>> maybe smiling a little too wide.
44:24
I a little bit.
44:28
>> All right. Uh, so yeah, we we we've
44:30
we've rejoined the party here. Uh, I
44:33
think I think a little old man looks up
44:34
when the rest of you come in and he kind
44:36
of goes, "Oh, fellow investors, have you
44:39
also come to join in our business
44:42
proposition?"
44:43
>> It's I'm so glad we caught up with each
44:46
other. This gentleman from Zabarro
44:50
number Oh, I'm sorry. What number are
44:52
we? Is is this again?
44:53
>> We are Zabaro 641.
44:56
>> Yes. 641 has been showing me the
45:00
business proposal for reopening the
45:03
Zabarro and expanding. It's a very
45:07
wellthoughtout business proposal such as
45:10
a building inspector might have put some
45:13
time in on it.
45:14
>> We learned quite a lot from the business
45:16
inspector. He knew a lot about retail
45:18
leasing and business expansion in the
45:21
modern era.
45:22
>> Exactly.
45:24
Uh-huh.
45:27
>> So, yeah. Can I talk to Louisa for a
45:30
second?
45:30
>> Of course. Confer at your confer as much
45:33
as you like. I'll be waiting right here.
45:35
>> Okay. First of all, next time you walk
45:38
through a wall, check for cameras first.
45:41
>> I thought about that as I was walking
45:43
through the wall. I should have thought
45:45
about that before. I don't really do
45:48
this very often. So, you're right.
45:51
You're right. I should not have. And uh
45:54
now then I wound up here and she's sort
45:56
of looking eyes up at the ceiling and
45:59
around her and um
46:03
>> Oh, there are no camera there are no
46:04
cameras inside this borrow for what it's
46:05
worth.
46:07
>> I I was more thinking about the horrors.
46:10
>> Oh, yeah. There there the horrors are
46:12
still present.
46:13
>> Those Yes. I I went from a place with
46:16
cameras to a place that replaced the
46:18
cameras with a multitude of horrors. So
46:22
I
46:24
So I think this
46:26
>> had to turn the room sideways and we've
46:27
got bodies to deal with eventually.
46:30
>> There's a way to explain everything. Um
46:33
I I believe this would be our anomaly
46:35
and it just wants to make everyone happy
46:38
by opening more Zabaros. And I don't
46:42
know why people are getting turned into
46:43
pizza, but pizza makes people happy,
46:47
especially when it has pineapple on it.
46:50
So,
46:51
>> it pipes up at this point. Our our
46:54
companions, our doppelgangers are how we
46:56
learn about the world. It's how we
46:58
learned about business.
47:00
>> And you did say dope. I did say
47:03
doppelganger.
47:05
>> Is that what?
47:06
>> That's what they're called. Yes.
47:09
And you do have a very good handle on
47:11
business. It's This is an excellent
47:14
business plan. I think we can work with
47:16
this.
47:16
>> Excellent.
47:17
>> Knows how to rake in the dough.
47:20
>> There it is.
47:22
>> I can't That's a competition.
47:24
>> Yeah. I can't make the pun, but Daddy
47:26
can.
47:29
All right. Also,
47:30
>> team pizza puns.
47:32
>> Yeah, remember team that's three pizza
47:34
puns at this point from now on out.
47:35
Further pizza puns will be three
47:37
demerits.
47:38
Okay. So, it sounds like you all want to
47:41
help this thing reopen.
47:43
>> Well, a sabarro.
47:46
>> Um, do we though that my only plan was
47:50
to, you know, it wants to make people
47:53
happy. We want to make people happy. The
47:56
agency wants to make people happy.
47:59
Does Triangle agency have any of its
48:03
legitimate business concerns in food
48:05
service?
48:06
>> Uh, yeah, absolutely.
48:07
>> Pizza.
48:09
>> Pizzas are triangles.
48:11
>> Exactly. I mean, would the agency find
48:15
it acceptable to operate its own
48:19
beautifully triangular pizza business
48:22
which we could help apply this towards?
48:27
Uh I think I think among one thing you
48:29
also know that they would love to have a
48:31
business directly underneath their
48:32
corporate competitor
48:35
>> a a place from which they could keep an
48:37
eye on Wuhan Baxter Corporation. Uh
48:41
>> so perhaps if we reopen the Sabarro with
48:44
the help of our anomalous friend, we
48:48
could we could fulfill several
48:51
uh functions of the agency. And what
48:56
they choose to do with our anomalous
48:58
friend in the future is in the future.
49:02
>> Okay. So
49:05
>> I'm open I'm open to other ideas.
49:09
Uh, does anyone have any other ideas?
49:11
>> The only other idea
49:12
>> at the very Go ahead.
49:14
>> No, go ahead. Please go.
49:16
>> At the very least, we might be able to
49:17
convince it um that that uh the
49:20
triangulate agency might help it.
49:23
>> Yeah, I would say that the body count
49:25
for this establishment is already
49:27
particularly high. Um, but if we wanted
49:31
to go straight to corporate, our agency
49:34
could offer even more information than
49:36
the training video here uh with advanced
49:40
updated techniques. Um, if if you were
49:43
willing to come back
49:44
>> Oh, you know what? I bet I bet our
49:47
friend would like to speak with um some
49:52
Triangle Agency representatives
49:53
directly.
49:55
um we could send him there um through
50:00
the use of this perfectly normal
50:03
briefcase that we just happened to have
50:05
brought with us.
50:07
>> He's considering your plan. He says, "I
50:10
we love the Sabarro. We are the Sabarro,
50:15
but then as we explained to Louisa, we
50:19
even if we move to a new location, we
50:21
would like to have it be a replica of
50:24
this one. We are nostalgic, you see. And
50:26
also, we understand how this business
50:28
should run. Uh, could you perhaps build
50:32
me another Sparrow in this triangle
50:35
agency?
50:36
>> Absolutely. Or you could, you know, you
50:39
could go and explain to them how you
50:41
want to stay at this location.
50:42
>> I could speak with someone about my
50:44
business plan.
50:45
>> Absolutely.
50:47
>> And and you think they would you think
50:49
they would assist me? I think they would
50:51
absolutely love for you to come and
50:53
visit and and discuss this plan with
50:55
them.
50:56
>> Very well.
50:57
>> They love they love
50:59
>> how I I have never left the building
51:03
myself. Uh how would I get to this
51:06
agency of yours?
51:07
>> This briefcase we have is is a magical
51:11
transportation device.
51:12
>> Very well.
51:13
>> All you have to do is step inside and
51:16
the the briefcase will do the rest.
51:19
Uh, so when you show it the ordinary
51:22
briefcase and explain what it has to do,
51:24
the old man uh becomes lifeless like the
51:27
other dopelgangers out in the main room.
51:31
Uh, when the anomaly's consciousness
51:33
leaves its body,
51:35
>> in the corner of the kitchen, you hear a
51:37
very loud clatter and what can only be
51:40
described as a large pile of rotting
51:43
dough, cheese, and body parts in the
51:45
form of a tube-shaped pizza snake enters
51:48
from the kitchen and slithers uh head
51:52
first into the ordinary briefcase and
51:55
says, "Remember, we will be expecting a
51:57
duplicate of Zabarro number 641 on the
52:00
other end or we will consider you to
52:02
have lied to us. Lying is against
52:04
corporate policy. Customers must be
52:06
dealt with honestly and fairly.
52:09
>> We'll make sure to mention that to
52:11
whoever takes him out or how that works.
52:14
>> Slam click.
52:19
>> But I I do genuinely think perhaps we
52:22
should reopen the Sabarro. I it's a
52:28
reformed anomaly might actually be
52:31
helpful for such a thing. I don't know.
52:33
>> It's committed to making people happy.
52:37
And if it wants to run a good business
52:40
and make people happy and could restrain
52:43
from turning individuals into these
52:48
things and then we would have a presence
52:51
in this building which I think the
52:54
agency would approve of. H
52:57
>> it's going to need some heavy PR
53:01
people that
53:02
>> so
53:03
>> that is what she fortunately
53:06
>> fortunately PR is my specialtity. What
53:10
if we said that there was a documentary
53:14
the other week about the lost the
53:17
explosion in the mall? Yes. That was so
53:20
many hours ago that we had that
53:22
conversation.
53:23
>> Yep. So yeah, at your at your first
53:26
meeting this Monday morning. It's a
53:28
Monday, by the way.
53:30
>> It's been a long week.
53:32
>> It's such a Monday.
53:33
>> It has been a Monday. Yes.
53:35
>> Uh what if what if that documentary was
53:38
part of a quiet PR campaign about
53:41
reopening the Sabarro? That the lost
53:46
Sabarro, you could spin that into this
53:49
exciting mystery of the lost Sabarro in
53:52
the mall.
53:54
And it does seem like our friend has
53:58
attempted to speak with the leasing
54:00
agency which likes to pretend that there
54:02
is no loss sabarro in the mall. Perhaps
54:04
we could
54:06
change that.
54:08
Perhaps I could ask the agency to
54:13
perhaps the fact that this that this
54:15
place has been sealed off is actually
54:17
just a clerical error and that there is
54:20
in fact a Zabarro which has been under a
54:24
long period of construction and
54:25
rebuilding here and it was just you know
54:29
it was an error that the wall was put up
54:32
and actually there's going to be a new
54:34
Zabaro here in a few weeks under the
54:37
management of Triangle Agency. You would
54:39
think that Triangle Agency would want to
54:41
use a Shell company.
54:42
>> I Well, yes, obviously there's there's
54:45
some intermediaries there. That's just
54:47
common sense. I don't know, guys. Do we
54:49
want to own and operate our own Sabarro?
54:52
>> Might be a good base of operations.
54:55
>> That's above my pay grade, so I'm not
54:58
answering that question. Yeah, you guys
55:00
you guys would have access to a pizza
55:01
restaurant with a fairly expansive back
55:03
room and uh also subb that you might
55:05
have be the only ones who have access
55:07
to. But if that was an ask the agency
55:10
call, uh we're going to need to extend
55:13
that chain of causality out a little
55:14
further back. So let's assume that the
55:18
covering up of the wall was a clerical
55:20
error that caused that clerical in the
55:22
construction order that caused the wall
55:23
to be put up. And the new permits in '98
55:26
were also an error. And stemming further
55:28
back from that, whatever the whatever
55:30
the leasing lady has upstairs is also an
55:33
erroneous map. What is the root cause of
55:36
so many clerical errors stemming back
55:39
>> uh almost 30 almost 30 years at this
55:42
point?
55:43
>> So what was going to happen is the the
55:46
shop next door was going to expand into
55:49
this space. M Oh, yes. The milk corner
55:52
wanted to double their size.
55:54
>> Yeah, they were going to open a little
55:56
um ice cream uh section where with a
56:00
nice little enclosed restaurant, kind of
56:03
moody and thematic, but then um the uh
56:07
in in the middle of in the middle of
56:09
building, they walled up this side, but
56:10
they uh they never got around to
56:12
punching through.
56:13
>> Okay. So, business plans that fell
56:15
through somewhere. Okay. Um that's
56:17
feasible enough for me. And then just
56:19
this was just like misunderstanding
56:20
after misunderstanding over the years.
56:22
They were going to renovate this place
56:24
and instead it got closed off. Let's see
56:26
who wants to make the ask the agency
56:28
call.
56:29
>> Well, I I think that's on me and the new
56:31
six uh the new D8s I pulled out. Do the
56:35
D4s.
56:37
>> I was going to say put those away and
56:38
pull out 64 instead.
56:40
>> 64.
56:41
>> Uh and let's figure out which QA you are
56:45
rolling with. Uh all right. So,
56:48
>> I forget. Can we assist in this in this
56:50
uh game?
56:51
>> Oh, she is on her own.
56:53
>> All right.
56:54
>> Could it be attentiveness? This is like
56:57
I'm I'm
56:59
>> showing attention to detail,
57:00
understanding complicated information,
57:02
discovering what someone is trying to
57:04
hide, like an entire restaurant.
57:07
Uh yeah, I could see attentiveness since
57:09
this is also establishing a business
57:11
space. I could also see professionalism.
57:13
Um, maybe duplicity, cuz you're
57:16
definitely lying. Any one of those three
57:20
makes sense to me. What one do you
57:21
think?
57:22
>> I I think attentiveness because I'm
57:24
trying to lean into that this sort of
57:27
chain of events that could have happened
57:29
that we're trying to bring to flu
57:32
fruition. And I especially like kind of
57:34
this idea that maybe there's just an
57:37
underground PR campaign that was already
57:39
in place to make this hidden Zabaro be a
57:43
a huge hit.
57:45
>> Okay. See, I like that also because one
57:47
of the things one of the only things the
57:48
agency can't do is alter free will, but
57:52
putting a campaign in place to attract
57:54
attention, that's not altering anyone's
57:56
free will. That's just maybe you attract
57:58
a little attention. Okay. Uh, Liz, go
58:01
ahead and make that 64 roll. Make the
58:04
best roll of your life,
58:06
>> you guys.
58:08
>> Uh-huh.
58:08
>> That is three threes and three fours.
58:12
>> Let's go. All right, let's go.
58:15
>> Once again, transcendence happens. Uh,
58:19
we don't have to worry about chaos
58:20
obviously because the anomaly is
58:21
contained. Uh but again we have that
58:24
moment where Liz, you connect the uh you
58:26
are psychically connected to the
58:28
entirety of the company as you wield the
58:30
agency's power perfectly. Uh obviously
58:33
all hands doesn't make any sense here
58:35
because once again this is uh this is an
58:37
an ask the agency. Would you like to
58:39
replenish three quality asurances or
58:41
give yourself three commendations?
58:44
>> I'll take the commendations.
58:46
>> All right, sounds good. Uh I will give
58:48
you credit for three commenations. It's
58:50
almost like you sat in the backwards
58:51
chair, but you didn't.
58:55
Um, yeah. So, okay. So, then what
59:00
happens is really like, so it's just
59:02
like this weird chain of events. I think
59:04
you walk your way back out of the
59:06
Sabarro without the anomaly's power here
59:08
anymore to maintain this building this
59:11
in its weird state. I think like the
59:15
like the dead bodies that were in the
59:16
kitchen are still there, but they're
59:18
just dead bodies anymore. They're not
59:19
filled with dough and they're now the
59:22
kind of body that the the agency is very
59:24
good at getting rid of. Um I think
59:27
unfortunately the three people in the
59:28
hospital who were already uh technically
59:32
dead the technically dead human calzones
59:34
in the hospital I think close their eyes
59:36
and that's it for them. and you make
59:38
your way out, you make your way out to
59:40
the dining room of the Zabaro and where
59:41
what there was before a blank wall you
59:43
had to come through, you had to phase
59:45
through with your anomalous powers is
59:47
now just one of those closed metal
59:49
shutters of a spot in the mall that's
59:50
waiting for renovation.
59:52
>> Um, and you all can let yourself back
59:54
out.
59:55
>> Although, when you open the door, you're
59:58
immediately confronted with a booth for
1:00:00
a trial credit card that somebody put
1:00:03
right outside the door.
1:00:05
Well, you know, it had a it had a cloth
1:00:07
uh the back of it was cloth. We can just
1:00:10
sort of push through that or crawl under
1:00:12
it.
1:00:12
>> Mhm. Uh there's still four dead bodies
1:00:16
under the table.
1:00:18
>> Well,
1:00:19
>> uh would somebody like to volunteer a
1:00:21
plan for getting rid of the four dead
1:00:22
bodies before you all leave the
1:00:23
building? Or I guess talk to the leasing
1:00:25
agent, which we'll kind of montage. Or
1:00:27
could the four dead bodies go back into
1:00:30
the Zavarro with the other dead bodies
1:00:34
and we can just deal with that as part
1:00:36
of the cleanup p plan for
1:00:40
I there's already some bodies to get rid
1:00:42
of. I mean that's just the way it is. So
1:00:46
this could just add to that pile.
1:00:48
>> I mean Roger could also spend the next
1:00:50
couple minutes just making the bodies
1:00:52
disappear without a trace. It's kind of
1:00:54
what he does.
1:00:55
I that's up to you, Roger.
1:00:58
>> Might want to combine those two plans.
1:01:00
Maybe bring them inside before you start
1:01:01
eliminating them because at this point,
1:01:03
somebody somebody's probably down here
1:01:05
or getting ready to put put in a work
1:01:07
order to get those cameras working again
1:01:08
cuz dang it, the cameras in the
1:01:09
prominade just all went out all of a
1:01:11
sudden.
1:01:12
>> Yeah, we'll just say that Roger drags
1:01:14
them with maybe with some help into the
1:01:16
back and then uh makes them vanish.
1:01:19
>> That sounds good. Roger, would you say
1:01:21
that this qualifies as burying a miss? I
1:01:23
would say so. I think so, too.
1:01:26
>> Would Would you say this qualifies as
1:01:29
ensuring they will never speak of this
1:01:30
again?
1:01:31
>> Yeah, I think so. Cuz now they'll just
1:01:33
speak of the new shinies borrow that's
1:01:35
going to revitalize the prominade.
1:01:38
>> All right. Uh, does anyone else have
1:01:40
anything they want to do or shall we do
1:01:42
a little montage of what happens here
1:01:44
after all this is over?
1:01:46
>> Um, can I count it as bringing something
1:01:48
to a screeching halt when I turn the
1:01:50
room sideways and stop us from getting
1:01:52
arrested?
1:01:54
Uh yeah. Yeah, that seems fine.
1:01:57
>> But I way back in the first episode, I
1:02:01
made the excuse that we needed the all
1:02:02
of these plans because, you know, you
1:02:04
want to know the the the things that
1:02:06
have been buried and lost in the old
1:02:07
plans. Could I consider that giving a
1:02:09
great excuse?
1:02:10
>> It was an okay excuse. I don't know.
1:02:13
Great. Do you think it was great? You
1:02:14
think it was a great excuse?
1:02:16
>> Probably. I thought it was a pretty good
1:02:17
excuse, but you know, that's from my
1:02:19
perspective as the person making the
1:02:20
excuse. Good.
1:02:21
>> I thought you gave a good excuse at the
1:02:24
uh at the hospital.
1:02:26
>> Yeah.
1:02:26
>> Uh that was creating a distraction
1:02:28
though.
1:02:29
>> That's
1:02:29
>> I have a I have a I have a separate
1:02:31
sanctioned behavior for giving a great
1:02:33
excuse. So I don't know that I
1:02:34
>> excuse I'm inclined to be permissive.
1:02:37
I'll give you that one. Anybody else
1:02:39
have a commenation on their prescribed
1:02:41
behaviors that they want to argue for?
1:02:43
Uh I will note that right now Doy and
1:02:45
Louisa are meeting all theirs. Tad and
1:02:48
Roger are one off each and case I don't
1:02:52
think you let's see uncover what someone
1:02:54
really needs reinvent the wheel change
1:02:56
someone's life permanently
1:02:58
>> yeah I don't think I direct directly did
1:03:00
that even though I was part of a group
1:03:03
that killed a bunch of people I did my
1:03:06
team did help reinvent this sabaros
1:03:09
which is what this anomaly really needed
1:03:12
but I didn't do any of these directly
1:03:14
>> that's true
1:03:14
>> so I think I'm all right that was kind
1:03:17
my thought on dig up some dirt. It's
1:03:18
like, yeah, I went into the break room
1:03:20
and found all the bones, but did I
1:03:23
actually dig up any dirt there? Were
1:03:25
there more bodies or did we did we not
1:03:27
know that the pizza monster was killing
1:03:29
people? Yeah.
1:03:30
>> Uh, okay. So,
1:03:32
>> that uh that did the uh dumpster
1:03:35
>> adventure. Oh, yeah. You did that. You
1:03:37
did that.
1:03:38
>> Um, you discovered I was going to say
1:03:41
could give it to you for that. You
1:03:43
discovered that it was uh able to take
1:03:44
itself apart and crawl through the
1:03:45
building, but I don't know if that
1:03:47
counts as dirt. Up to you.
1:03:50
>> Uh, sure. Why not?
1:03:51
>> It makes up for my uh my my my
1:03:54
>> You're touching two living things. Yeah.
1:03:55
>> Yeah.
1:03:57
>> All righty. Uh, with that, so we'll do
1:04:00
uh we'll do a little montage rather than
1:04:02
making you also talk to the leasing
1:04:04
agent upstairs. uh with the change that
1:04:06
you affected in reality um there at the
1:04:10
end you were able to successfully go
1:04:12
upstairs and uh or send somebody from
1:04:14
the triangle agency to the leasing
1:04:15
office at some point and negotiate for a
1:04:19
lease uh in the um in the prominade of
1:04:22
the Wuhan Baxter Corporation obviously
1:04:25
through a shell agency because the
1:04:26
triangle agency isn't just going to put
1:04:27
their name right out there you're not
1:04:29
they're not renting they're not they're
1:04:31
not opening a restaurant with their
1:04:32
whole chest um but you they'll negotiate
1:04:35
for the Sparrow and I think the the two
1:04:38
things get two things happen at the same
1:04:40
time over the next four months. One is
1:04:42
that the location in the prominade gets
1:04:45
rebuilt
1:04:47
uh into almost a replica of itself. They
1:04:50
actually follow 641's business plan
1:04:52
because it turned out to actually be a
1:04:54
really good thoroughly thoughtout plan,
1:04:56
oddly enough. Um, and then like they,
1:05:01
you know, they even do the step of
1:05:02
researching the celebrities on the wall
1:05:03
and swapping out some out for more
1:05:05
acceptable celebrities these days as
1:05:07
opposed to ones who don't be associated
1:05:08
with that guy anymore. Uh, he's on a
1:05:10
certain he's in a certain file. Uh, and
1:05:13
then at the same time, the staff in the
1:05:17
vault builds a perfect replica of the
1:05:19
Zabaro, including fake staff uh, in the
1:05:23
inside the vault back at the Triangle
1:05:25
Agency. 641 is not real happy with the
1:05:28
delay. It's very accustomed to its home
1:05:32
and uh I think there's actually a couple
1:05:34
interns uh who make the mistake of
1:05:37
entering 641's temporary holding space
1:05:39
in the vault and are killed by the pizza
1:05:41
monster. Um but luckily the agency is
1:05:44
able to repurpose those people as the
1:05:45
first two staff at the replica 641 in
1:05:47
the vault. Uh there's some discussion
1:05:49
whether they should let Zabaro 641
1:05:51
manage Zabaro 641. But uh they decide
1:05:55
that while it does know a lot about
1:05:56
pizza, it doesn't know much of anything
1:05:58
about management.
1:06:00
>> Um so it continues to run a perfectly
1:06:02
normal replica Zabaro in the vault which
1:06:04
will yes serve you a pizza but also the
1:06:07
company now owns a uh also owns a Zabaro
1:06:11
branch in the basement prominade of the
1:06:13
Wuhan Baxter headquarters in turn city.
1:06:17
Another job. Well done, agents. So,
1:06:20
let's run down our little post mission
1:06:22
checklist here. We uh successfully
1:06:24
captured the uh the uh the anomaly. So,
1:06:28
that is three uh three commendations for
1:06:32
every agent. Uh well done everybody. Uh
1:06:35
and then we have uh report completion.
1:06:39
Uh thorough and no mistakes. Yep,
1:06:43
everything seems fine there. Uh we will
1:06:46
also so who is who is submitting the
1:06:49
report I guess is another thing. Uh I
1:06:52
assume I assume it's Louisa. This is all
1:06:53
paper.
1:06:54
>> Louisa could submit the the paperwork
1:06:55
and Louisa's all also kind of like she's
1:06:59
kind of into the we're going to make a
1:07:01
plan. We're going to make this Zabaro a
1:07:03
huge success.
1:07:04
>> Seems good. So, all this ends up with a
1:07:08
with a complete a thorough no mistake uh
1:07:12
exemplary grade mission report which
1:07:14
will be an additional six commendations
1:07:16
for everyone.
1:07:17
>> Whoa.
1:07:18
>> Uh and then let's see. We've everybody's
1:07:21
already made final defense. Then we
1:07:23
award your superlatives
1:07:26
uh to see so I believe it is one for
1:07:28
each one that you successfully
1:07:30
completed. If you did all your bonus
1:07:32
activities, you get an additional three.
1:07:35
So, let's see. I'm going to add the
1:07:37
numbers up here. Starting with Tad. Tad,
1:07:39
you you accumulated six across the
1:07:41
course of the mission. Another six for
1:07:44
the exemplary report is 12 plus two out
1:07:47
of your three prescribed behaviors
1:07:49
leaves you at 14 commendations.
1:07:52
Lisa, you accumulated six across the
1:07:54
course of the mission plus another six
1:07:56
for the successful report is 12. And two
1:07:59
behaviors, you actually are going to tie
1:08:01
Tad at 14 combination. Did you Did you
1:08:05
give me credit for giving a great
1:08:06
excuse?
1:08:08
>> Oh, did No, I didn't. You're right. So,
1:08:09
excuse me. That will actually bump you
1:08:11
up to 18.
1:08:14
Uh, case 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 accumulated
1:08:17
across the course of the mission plus
1:08:19
another six for your success leaves you
1:08:20
at 13 commendations.
1:08:25
Roger. Uh, 1 2 3 seven. Seven
1:08:29
commendations across the course of the
1:08:30
mission plus your three prescribed
1:08:31
behaviors. uh takes you to 10 then 13
1:08:33
with the bonus. Uh but two demerits uh
1:08:38
leaves you what that just say 7 13 14 16
1:08:42
total for Roger. And last but not least
1:08:45
Doy who cleaned up on this mission. Holy
1:08:47
cow. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
1:08:53
16 22 combinations for Doie.
1:08:57
>> Wow. With that and the second uh outing
1:09:00
for your team, Doy, you are the new team
1:09:02
MVP.
1:09:04
>> Uh someone will be by in the morning to
1:09:06
drop your socks of success off on your
1:09:08
desk with 13 accommodations case. You
1:09:13
are still on probation
1:09:14
>> standard,
1:09:15
>> but 13 is still a phenomenal number and
1:09:19
uh it's a very mild mark in your case.
1:09:22
Uh Tad, Louisa, and Roger, you did fine.
1:09:25
Thank you for coming. Oh,
1:09:28
>> yay.
1:09:28
>> Oh,
1:09:30
>> and uh with that, that will be the end
1:09:33
of our game.
1:09:34
>> Well, that was fun. And thank you for
1:09:35
running it again, my friend.
1:09:36
>> Oh, no problem. I
1:09:38
>> there there's a lot going on, but I
1:09:40
really do enjoy the system. It's so
1:09:42
>> goofy and open-ended.
1:09:45
>> It's It's very strange and very fun.
1:09:47
>> I wasn't expect Okay, we we talked about
1:09:50
pizza explosion, like pizza restaurant
1:09:52
explosion. All right, cool. Like, let's
1:09:54
see what's going on.
1:09:55
did not expect it to turn into what it
1:09:58
was and that was just so cool. Thank
1:10:01
you.
1:10:01
>> Well, I'm glad you guys had fun. Uh I
1:10:03
hope folks at home had fun listening and
1:10:06
uh maybe we'll play this game again. I
1:10:08
know Triangle Agency is definitely a
1:10:09
favorite here on Tavern Watch plays. Uh
1:10:12
maybe we'll revisit our agents again in
1:10:13
a few months and see what they've been
1:10:14
up to. Uh with that, uh everyone have a
1:10:18
great morning, afternoon, or evening.
1:10:20
Bye-bye.
1:10:22
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