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If you enjoyed the Welcome to the Machine quest in Cataclysm, you can revisit it in Highmountain... only with more Kobolds. And your own intern. Thisis a hightlight from a recent livestream. You can catch us live at http://www.twitch.tv/blizzardwatch
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It happens
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I think in one of these buildings is the... I see a dot, so I'm going to go in the direction of the dot
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Oh, there he is. Blueaxe Skull Captain. Who is conveniently wearing a skull
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Yeah, that's helpful for identification. Look, we know that finding the shaman buddy is super important
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We just had to help the dead person first. Because dead people are important
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Well, dead people can't help themselves. Living people... They can do stuff. Come on
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You know, we're like going with that whole honoring the ancestors thing
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Blood Elves are really small. Trolls are tall. Yeah, I didn't realize..
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Oh, there I got the skull of bossing around. Kobolds use skulls to designate their leadership
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Hey, ghost lady! Hey, ghost lady, ghost lady! Pay attention to us
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We think we prevented the defiling from happening. Maybe. Here, are you happy
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I mean, you can't be too happy because you're still dead. Some of them seem to be digging less enthusiastically
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Go talk to the blue wax gatekeeper and see if he will let you through to the candle king
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If you can get through by donning the skull, the smell will be worth it
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So, oh, I have... I have... Look at me
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I have... Look. No, look at me. I... Yeah, that's a little weird
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I'm a ghost wolf with a skull. With a candle. Not that I look any less weird, I mean..
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Look at this. Look at this! It's just... It's perched on top of my head
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I'm a ghost wolf, though, since I'm a ghost wolf. It's like floating in my head
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This thing is cropping through my hair. Ta-da! I hope my skull is still there somewhere
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I mean, this looks like it's... You can't even see the candle
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Because it's on top of our heads. But when I'm a ghost wolf
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you can totally see the candle. And nobody... Maybe that's just to make sure nobody takes it. Okay
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Wow, this is... This is way up there. Oh! We've got to talk to the intern
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Hello, Rat Catcher. Okay, so you can talk to Kabold. His is named Ollie
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Rat's a good friend. Unless rat bites. Then rat makes good meat
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So this Kabold says, Why no have candle? Darkness eat you if no have candle
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Look, I have a candle. See? Oh, and he told me not lazy guarding
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Okay, so now we have to go talk to the intern. We definitely have to talk to the intern
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That would be why the intern is... Okay. Oh, um, you're being chased
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What am I being chased by? Wait, no you aren't. Where are you? Um..
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Very busy. Always jobs to do. Smart workers catch rats. Others dig
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Okay, he told me, Harpies like shinies. We trade treasures for wax
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Build biggest candle ever. This is giving me a lot of insight
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into the mind of Kabold. Intern Jackie says, Chair empty. I sit
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No one notice. I sit in the chair one day. She really wants..
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She just wants to sit down. Yeah, the chair looks super empty
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Jackie, I'm horrid. And I understand you so perfectly right now. Because orcs don't believe in chairs. Okay. Um..
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Have you noticed that this thing in the middle of the cave is like a giant candle
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It's a giant candle and it like flickers and glows. Where did they get all that wax
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Well, I just talked to the guy and he says they traded it for wax
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And I'm like, I don't know. I just talked to the guy and he says
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they trade treasures for wax to build the biggest candle ever. Only he said it less grammatically than I did. Oh
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Well, I found the gatekeeper. What you want, Stinky? I am the key master
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Are you the gatekeeper? Okay. You no come in yet. Give orders to other Kobolds on throne of ordering around
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If you want in, then maybe we talk. Jackie! Jackie! I get to sit in the chair
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It's my turn to sit in the chair, Jackie. Jackie is not going to be happy about this
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Oh my god. It's... Oh my god. This is awesome. Is the chair all you dreamed it would be
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You'll see. You'll see why. This is amazing. Okay. You seem to be..
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What do you want me to find? We have a shovel. I'd like you to..
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Oh, go find a shiny. Dig dirt in dead place. This one has dull minds
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Oh, so they're finding... Sharp chisel. Hey, buddy. Can you kill my chisel
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at best and sharpness ever? Slay... Okay. Wait, we're quest givers now
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Oh god. It's welcome to the machine all over again. You're the cobalt
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This is amazing. Okay, you killed basilisk. Bring it back. He's going to poke it dead for me
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I'm using the less articulate quest choice. Too slow! Boss not have all day
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Move too fast, candle blow out. Darkness eat me. What you want me to do
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Can wax off extra hairs? Make drip bath. Check ears for waxes
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Make a big candle. You know that big candle that's there? Make it bigger
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Okay, I... This is going slowly because I have to take screenshots
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I'm just going to come back here again eventually. Okay. I'm mine
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Take pickaxe. Do you want rocks? Pick a little doll. More rocks. More pretty's better
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I'm doing good. Boss is the bossiest. Yeah, Jackie
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You can keep the chair warm for me. You do that. Okay
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That was the best. Oh my gosh. I don't even know. That was the best
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I don't even know. Oh my gosh. I..
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Really, this is... Oh, I have to make sure that everybody finished everything. Jackie
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Jackie, I need the chair again. Jackie. I'm sorry. Alright. I already found the shiniest shinies
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Why, thank you. How are they? Are they good? I can't actually, like..
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talk to Snazzle right now. He's too far away! Oh, no. But if I get out of the chair... But..
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I think we have encountered a problem. No! I have to finish the quest
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I don't think that's possible. Okay. Can I sit in the chair
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if I'm a wolf? Will that help the situation? No. This is terrible. Snazzle
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I just want to talk to you, Snazzle! Snazzle... You're harshening my fun here
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Okay, so obviously we have a bug situation going on. We have a bug
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I guess we will have to finish this quest at a later date
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And we should probably go figure out what's up with that shaman guy now
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I'm really sad. Hey, I'm the boss! You should not be attacking me right now because..
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Oh, it's an alligator thing. It doesn't care if you're the boss. Jackie
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take a memo. Deal with this! Okay, so we're sorry that we came running through here
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and killed all you guys before because it's much more fun when we go down there
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with the skull on our head. I mean, honestly, I had never
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realized there was that much kobold mentality. Dude, kobolds are awesome. It's just the candle thing
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and it's like, shut up about the candles guys! Okay, so if we get out of this area, do we lose the skull
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Or is the skull just going to be with us for the rest of..
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Oh, it just went away. Oh, okay. Alright. So, let's go find the skull
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