"Here we see Shårn of Nesingwary (US-A) relaxing in the Legerdemain Lounge in Dalaran after a long night of battling various dragons and Titan constructs," writes ... our submitter. (I'm not going to try to figure out how to write those characters. Are you insane? Even the Armory can't comprehend it!) "A mug of ale would be nice. What would be even nicer? Something to sleep in besides hardened leather armor. The best thing, though, is what she already has ... a group of friends who she can rely on to go and stand in the fire right next to her, facing down whatever dragons may be lurking in the far frozen North."

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