Listen, if you want to dangle your feet in the forbidden waters of interspecies love, go for it. I wish you the best of luck. But if you're married, do try and use a little bit of discretion -- and a lot of protection. All those excuses you made about late nights at the office are going to come crashing down on your head when this little ogre/tauren monstrosity shows up at your doorstep with a suitcase and a note from its mother. By the way, divorce courts in Azeroth still use the method of trial by combat, so make sure to grab any epic weapons from the hallway armory before your spouse gets to them. (Thanks to submitter Zhenyä of Argent Dawn [EU-A] for the screenshot!)

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