"I've had waaaay too many snow days this winter," writes submitter Lib. (Another frequent commenter who made it over from the old site! Yay!) "I can't do snow angels myself because of my knees ... I'd never be able to get up again.  So I made -- er, I mean let -- my crocheted dolls do it for me." Lucky you. All I have is a felt Dr. Zoidberg that my sister-in-law made for my son, and as beautiful as he is, he's reluctant to spend time anywhere that cold. He'd freeze his tuchus off! Much better to vacation in a nice, warm dumpster, where there's moldy bread, and maybe a fish or two.

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