Submitter Gimmlette writes, "It started with a throw away comment in Ironforge, someone yelling about a free keg. Well, we have Kegenstein in Spectacular Death on Llane (US-A) and that comment provoked a lot of laughter. It also gave rise to a caption contest. Guild members were invited to explain how Keg got into a predicament which might necessitate a #FreeKeg. Basolde won with the following caption.

Keg and I were just outside of the Hall of Explorers. We had been there for most of the day enjoying many of the finest brews in Ironforge. I pointed at a dragon skull on display and said, 'Whoa, that looks like Deathwing!' Before I knew it, Keg darted up from his seat and took off toward the skull. I called out, 'Keg! What are you doing?' He yelled back, 'I'm gonna punch that dragon in the face!' I shouted at him to stop, but I guess he couldn't hear me over the sound of his armored boots clanking against the stone floor. Keg moves really fast for a dwarf in plate armor. As he neared the dragon skull, I heard Keg yell, 'I'll knock you all the way to Kalimdor!' That's when I decided that running away was a good idea. The next day, I heard that something called 'The Skull of Tyrannistrasz' was broken and Keg was in jail.

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