Submitter Gimmlette writes, "It's time, once again, for another submission in the series 'Answers to Questions You Didn't Know You Had.' Ah, the Fire Festival. Two years ago, Spectacular Death discovered you can have a maximum of 12 people dancing around the fire pole. This year, in keeping with our desire to land on sharp, pointy things, we conducted experiments to see how many guild members can stand on the festival bonfires. The answer is zero. They have a force field which prevents you from landing. The tent, however ...

In the interest of science, several guild members made the trek to K3 in Storm Peaks because it's a perfect blend of fire and snow, to see how many we could stand on the top of the tent. The attempt quickly devolved into chaos, when Renofren said Thollie was taking up too much space and attempted to shove her off. Nillen's turtle decided it wanted nothing to do with this mess and wandered off. Whillow's iPhone was playing the Pointer Sisters' 'Fire' so she was dancing, oblivious to the shoving match next to her. All of this caused Donnan to pull out BOTH flasks. I had to fish him out of one of the fountains in Dalaran. So, the current answer is 5. Now, if you will excuse me, I have some Sulfuron Slammers to purchase and drink, one after another."

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