Tavern Watch Plays See You Space Cowboy, episode 2: Hot dog pratfalls and Cybertruck demolition

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Hello, space cowboy. Hello boys and
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welcome back to Tavern Watch plays CU
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space cowboy where we follow wonderful
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outlaws and doing random stuff here on
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this tabletop game. I am your TV show
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host Joe Perez and I am joined by a
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wonderful cowcade of miscreants. Uh
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starting us off we have Trish otherwise
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known everywhere on the internet as
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Awkwardish Panda.
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>> Hi that's me. Thank you for having me on
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again. Uh, I'm Trish, awkward as Panda.
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Uh, I am playing Kit Brooksfield. She's
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our uh kind of androgynous, very tall,
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very skinny, very cute, not at all
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helpful in this situation hacker that is
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just feeling very out of place at the
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moment and is wondering what the heck
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she's got to do next.
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>> Next on our list, he loves hot dogs as
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much as he loves cigarettes. Uh, Chris,
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who are you playing?
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Well, thanks Joe. [sighs] Uh, I am
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playing Colt Sterling. Uh, the man, the
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myth, the the the hot dog legend.
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>> The hot dog legend himself. Uh, next on
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our list, she is deadly with a pair of
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knitting needles as she is with an
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actual knife. Uh, Joan Albbright, who
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you playing?
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>> I'm playing Veronica Graves. She goes by
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V.
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And then following it up with uh our
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wonderful sticky fingered accomplice in
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all things uh Liz Harper. Who are you
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playing?
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>> Uh hello. I am Jen. Just Jen. She's a
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totally normal averageel looking person
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who's definitely not about to slit
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someone's tires. [laughter]
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>> And then rounding us out with big dad
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energy is Phil. Who are you playing?
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>> I am playing Luke Navaro, who is
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literally big and also has big dad
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energy. is about to big dad some fools.
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[laughter]
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When last we left off, our fine
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cavalcade of outlaws had been
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essentially at the end of their
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financial barrel. Uh needing more money
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in order to fuel the ship as well as get
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some uh extra provisions to make sure
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that they could go wherever they needed
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to go without eating necessarily just
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rations. That wonderful space lobster
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isn't going to buy itself after all. Uh
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they received word through our wonderful
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television program that dictates what
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bounties are available every single day
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that the most nefarious of the nefarious
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bounties were available. Uh the crypto
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bro and NFT salesman by the name of the
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NFT hound a person who uh really the
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only thing more illegal in series and in
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CU space cowboy than actual human
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trafficking is cryptocurrency and NFTts.
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Uh because well, yes, they really
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clearly are. Uh then we our our
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wonderful group of outlaws w up uh going
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to one of Colt's contacts uh who
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happened to be an information broker
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over on the strip. Found out that their
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mark, the person that they're going
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after, has a uh entourage of three other
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individuals that are just as wonderful
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as they are. uh as well as being people
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who frequent the Get it Mart, the CU
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Space Cowboys equivalent of 7-Eleven, uh
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and do things that are unspeakable, like
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actually eat the uh sandwiches outside
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the middle of a uh vending machine,
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which I mean, what kind of trash human
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does that? These trash humans, they were
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able to figure out which Get It Mart was
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going to be their next one that they
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were going to be frequenting. uh decided
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to have a little bit of a a stakeout.
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Spent a few hours milling around, wait
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for them to show up, and show up they
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did. Uh in their cyber truck, blasting
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uh spaceship noises instead of regular
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engine sounds because spaceship noises
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are, and I'm going to air quote here,
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cool. Uh blasting EDM music and being
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absolute terrors to the clerk and
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everyone involved. When last we left,
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uh, Luke had made themselves known, uh,
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and was going to offer an alternative to
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cryptocurrency.
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Take us away.
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>> Oh. Uh, yeah. So, when one of them turns
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around to see what I'm talking about,
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I'm going to say, "Oh, the thing you can
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catch is these hands, and I'm going to
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attempt to knock him out." [laughter]
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>> All right. Well, why don't you go ahead
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and uh, Luke, I believe that is going to
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be a muscles, and you are going to be
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getting into a fist fight or knock
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someone out. Knock someone out is what
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you're going for, right?
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>> Yeah, I'm going for knock someone out.
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Uh,
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>> all right, let's let's make that roll.
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>> Do I get a bonus because my talent is
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catch my muscles talent is catch these
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hands.
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>> Yes, you get a plus I think it's a plus
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one modifier. I
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>> think it's a actually it's a d4 for
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talent. But
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>> is it a d4?
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>> Yeah, talents are good if you can get
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them. Gear is flat bonuses, but since
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I'm trying to knock him out, not get a
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fist fight, my brass knuckles don't
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apply.
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Four and five is a nine.
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That is a mixed success. So let's see
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here. How is this going to be a mixed
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success?
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Uh so in this particular case and knock
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someone out, it's they notice that you
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were about to attack them. Maybe you
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shouldn't have announced yourself. Uh
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and they instead get to attack you
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first. So you need to make a reaction in
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order to avoid this essentially is what
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it boils down to.
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Okay.
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>> So, this is going to be a a dodge, dip,
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duck, dive, and dodge. [laughter]
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>> Oh, no. I'm bad at the
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U. That's fine, though. Uh, so what are
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they doing? Are they like pulling a
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knife on me? Somebody got a gun?
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>> No, he's going to try to call.
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>> We're just going to fist fight. All
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right,
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>> for for the for the sake of flavor, uh,
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it is uh casting that you uh wind up
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walking up behind and throwing the first
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punch because thematically it is
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appropriate that the muscle head and the
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muscle head are facing off with each
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other. that jerk. Uh well uh I'm gonna
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get an eight on a d8. So uh that is
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another I believe mixed success. Let me
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just double check the main book here. Uh
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you hesitate stumble. You are going to
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wind up taking a wound. Uh so both of
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you wind up taking a wound. So you're
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going to go ahead and mark a wound on
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your sheet. Um should be fine here. Uh
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it doesn't really matter until you uh
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hit four wounds.
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All right, that is our first action out
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of the way as uh Casoli tries to
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coalcock you with a very English
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uppercut all uh AEW/Ring of HonorWWE
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style. Uh you stumble back, you get a
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little bit of a [ __ ] a cocoa onto the
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chin with your fists as he gets his
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forearm right up under your arm uh your
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your neck as well. Uh so next up, who's
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up?
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I hear fighting start inside, but I
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still just want to slit the tires on
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their escape vehicle.
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You know, maybe maybe just because I
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really really want to slit the tires on
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this car, but also I'm sure it's a
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practical move to keep them from getting
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away.
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>> Okay. Uh so that is going to be brake
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stuff, I believe. Let me just double
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check what that is going to be under.
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Uh I think it's going to be a moves for
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you.
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Okay,
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that's not good. That's a five. I think
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a five is maybe the lowest partial
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success.
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>> It is.
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>> Oh, but I have a but I I have a knife,
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so I think that would give me a plus
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one, but that's still that's that's not
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much.
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>> Uh no, I don't think it still puts you
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in the mix success range. Again, uh for
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those at home,
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>> these types of systems uh are designed
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so that most things wind up in
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>> uh when you average out the dice rolls,
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they wind up being in the mixed success
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range. Part of that is because I don't
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get to roll dice. Um it's narratively
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more interesting if there's adversity uh
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and things that give you the opportunity
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for essentially me to add complications
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to the scenes. Uh otherwise, if all the
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characters were good at everything all
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at once, you would have a very short
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game session with very little uh reward
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for doing well. Um and there are things
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that you can do to offset this. Uh such
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as like uh Phil's character Luke having
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talents that allow you to do things like
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add D4s, uh items that give static
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bonuses up to plus three depending on
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how good they are and the quality they
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are, and other things as well, such as
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adding your help to another person's
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action if it narratively makes sense.
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While it does raise the success range,
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um it can make narrative se sense for
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people to uh essentially uh jump in and
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make those roles. It encourages
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collaboration in the efforts that you
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make. Uh so go ahead and at this point
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you've you take out the knife uh and you
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stab through one of the tires and you
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get through all four of them. Uh and
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that's when you realize that they are
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essentially run flat tires. Um, they
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will they will be reduced in speed,
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which means that they will be easier to
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track. And anybody who's ever driven on
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run flat tires that have been punctured,
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it sucks. It is the worst possible ride
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you can ever be in in your life, there
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is no cushion. Uh, and this kind of it's
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a cyber truck. Its suspension is already
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garbage. So, they're in for uh the the
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most annoying of potential rides and an
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easier time for you to track them uh
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should something of that nature happens.
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>> You know, that was just so satisfying to
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do, though. So, I feel like that was a
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full success even though
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>> even though I haven't stopped the car,
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it's an I feel like I feel a big
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emotional win here.
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>> Yeah. Uh okay. So, that is Luke. That is
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Jen. Who's next?
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Um, so Colt hears things popping off
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inside. Uh, and he's still sitting
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outside.
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Uh what I'm going to say is uh he's he
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glances in through the doors and sees
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what's going on
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and kind of steps back
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and off to the side figuring
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unless somebody inside is drawing a gun,
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there's it's dangerous, but they're also
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here on a job and they're all adults. So
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he steps uh kind of out of the way and
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draws his weapon and leans against the
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side of the building waiting for them to
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come out. I think this would fall under
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a read a situation so you can sense how
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dangerous, tense, or otherwise difficult
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the situation is before you make that
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decision of whether or not you're going
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to get involved.
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>> So yeah,
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>> I think that makes perfect sense.
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>> It's a cool role. Yes,
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>> it is a cool roll, which because you are
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a chain smoking monster, you get plus
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one on that.
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>> Hooray.
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If I could find my d10 again. You know,
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you'd think that I would have it in an
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easy to find place. [laughter]
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There it is.
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>> You'd think
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>> seven.
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>> Uh that is
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>> actually plus one.
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>> Uh it could be one of several things is
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what it really boils into. Uh it's very
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likely that you are correct. It is not
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essentially a super dangerous situation
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yet. Uh these guys definitely come
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across as dweebs. Uh they don't exactly
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strike you as the most dangerous of
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people. Uh but that could change in a
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moment's notice. So you're on edge.
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We'll put it that way.
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But you can proceed. It hasn't quite
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boiled over yet. Uh that leaves us uh V
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and Kit.
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I think I'm gonna wait. Go ahead.
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>> Would see dad mode go into the let me
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chill here for a minute and would do
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exactly what he did. But she really
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doesn't actually know what she's doing
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in a fight.
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>> Okay.
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>> Doesn't usually get into them very
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often. So she would be like, "Yeah, let
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me pull my gun out and just wait here."
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>> So I think that would be a Rita
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situation for you as well.
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>> And that's under cool.
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>> Under cool, right? Okay. Okay. So,
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that's a d10.
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He'll do. Let's see where we go with
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this. And I get a plus one cuz smoking,
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right?
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>> Yep. It is a cool. [laughter]
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>> That's a five
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>> with the plus one.
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>> Uh-huh.
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>> Well, uh, so
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>> I'm doing great, y'all. [laughter]
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>> Uh, but you do have a talent in raid a
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situation, so I believe you do. No,
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that's uh that's Sorry, not all of you
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put your names on it. Yeah.
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Nope. Yeah, we're good. [laughter]
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Um, same thing. You, it seems like it
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could be a more dangerous situation than
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it is. You are uncertain on how to act.
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Uh,
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>> wait, how does juice work again? Cuz I
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have juice. Would that help here or no?
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Or if it's just one?
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>> No. Juice you can expend here and then
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you get to roll the dieice again and add
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it to the first roll.
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>> Not on a partial success.
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>> Oh, not on a partial success. I think it
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Oh, it is only a failure, right?
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>> Yeah, you can use it when you you can
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use it when you completely fail. You get
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to add the numbers, but then if you add
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those numbers to get the second roll to
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the first roll and you still partially
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succeed, then you fail.
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>> You don't have enough. [laughter]
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>> I don't I don't have enough in my juice
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box. I'm sorry.
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>> No, that's okay. Uh I think that it uh
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leaves us with uh with uh V. V is the
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last one to act here in this particular
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moment before we go back to the top of
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the order.
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>> Yeah. So V is going to
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to prepare um
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to stab whoever tries to leave first,
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assuming that of course is the guys
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we're after and not one of us.
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>> Probably
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>> get you close [laughter] to the door.
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>> Um again, I think this is going to be
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one of those uh another Rita situation.
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Uh, but you do have a talent in this.
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So, not only do you get to roll your
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cool, uh, which is a d12, but you get to
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add a d4 to that as well.
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>> Is it cool or brains?
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>> Read a situation is cool.
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>> Oh, I see it there.
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>> It's actually listed on both.
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>> Can Can you pick?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Is it? Oh, no. It is.
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>> Yeah, you could. You could do either. I
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know that.
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>> I'm like, wait, did I do something
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wrong? [laughter]
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>> She's like, no, I could use
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[clears throat]
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>> Let's see.
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I'll do the I'll do the one that I have
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the talent for
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because it's slightly better odds.
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>> We've got a total of four
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>> with the bonus.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Um
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>> twos.
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>> Cool. Uh mark yourself a juice.
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[laughter]
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Uh that is a failure. Um, what does your
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gut tell you in this situation? I I
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think that the gut tells you that these
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guys are highly dangerous, uh, and that
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they need to be stopped sooner than
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later. So, I think you're more compelled
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to act than to sit back.
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>> All right, then. I'm going to go in.
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>> All right. Uh, we'll go ahead and say
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this is going to be a
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I guess getting a bis a fist fight I
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guess would be the best case the par put
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it. So it's either moves or muscles
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which I believe your character
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>> moves.
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All right. So I I guess I'm picking the
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one closest to me to the door.
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And that's another two. Can I If I spend
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this juice, that won't take it all the
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way up to a success, will it?
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>> Uh, to a mixed success,
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>> you have to get a 10 or better total.
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So, you'd have to roll you'd roll all
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your dice involved. So, you you you
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would roll if you have any bonuses or
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benefits like that, you'd roll that as
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well. Uh, but if you're rolling a I
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believe in this case, your moves are a
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d8, you need to hit an eight,
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>> a d10. Uh,
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>> but I got another two. So, my dice like
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twos today.
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>> All right. So, it is a failure because
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you use your juice. You don't get to
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mark juice for this. Um, you're going to
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take a wound as you go to step in and
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stab Casignoli as Luke and and Casagnoli
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are fighting. Uh and then at this
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particular uh juncture uh the blade back
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sheet uh comes in and pulls out a knife,
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deflects your uh knitting needle blades
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uh and gives you a glancing blow in your
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shoulder.
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All right, that brings us back to Luke.
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All right. Uh this clerk asked us nicely
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not to mess up his store. Uh, and I know
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I got friends with guns outside, so I
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kind of want to What role would it be to
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basically kind of take Messi Donley and
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kind of like move him towards the door?
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I don't know if that's like
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he's he's the he's the big guy, so I'm
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not just going to be able to like, you
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know, collar him and carry him out with
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him. I think I'm going to have to like
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lead him that way in a fist fight.
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>> Uh, I think you you're either going to
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be it's either going to be a fist fight
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and this will be an artifact of it like
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you guys are wrestling. Uh, or I could
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see an argument where it would be a lift
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heavy stuff potentially. Um,
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>> yeah,
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>> where in in theory. [laughter]
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>> Uhhuh.
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>> Um, the only difference is you wouldn't
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get to catch these hands on a lift heavy
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stuff.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um,
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yeah, I'm thinking that or I'm thinking
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let me try Yeah, I'm going to do that
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cuz I was going to try to briefly sell
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you on uh manipulate someone, but no, I
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think it's funnier if I just try to
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punch him towards the door. Uh, well,
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let's go with lift heavy stuff.
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>> All right,
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>> roll me a D.
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>> Maybe a muscles roll.
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>> All righty.
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My D12.
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It landed on a 10.
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>> That's fantastic. That is at the
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>> at the very least that is a I believe a
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full success. Um, so yeah, you are going
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to go ahead and uh well, you punch,
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kick, or in this case move somebody
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away. Uh, you successfully get Cas
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Mcnoli out of the door.
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>> Yeah, I'm punching him out the door. Oh
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no, your ape's gone.
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[laughter]
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>> As you see, uh, NFT switches his, uh,
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face mask quickly to an ape. APES NEVER
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DIE, MAN.
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>> OH, BOY.
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>> All right, that's Luke. Next up,
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is he going through the door? I'd say
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yes on a success. That was uh if that
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was Luke's intention. I believe he is
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through the door.
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>> Yep. My intention was to drive him
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outside where my uh gun having friends
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are all located.
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>> Yeah, I think the moment that uh he
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falls backwards through the door, Colt's
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drawing his weapon and firing. All
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right, get in a firefight.
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That's a under your moves, I believe. A
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d12.
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>> It certainly is.
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Oh, let's see here. The D12. My
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favorite.
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And um that, my friend, is an 11.
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>> All right. Well, winds up.
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>> Sorry, I have a handgun. And that's a
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plus one. So, it's a 12.
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>> Uh, this is a rousing success. Uh, not a
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natural 12, so you don't get to mark
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juice. Um,
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so the scene essentially happens where
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uh Luke and Casoli are fighting back and
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forth. They're going toe-to-toe. They're
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going uh completely like beefcake versus
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beefcake. Luke manages to get the upper
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hand. Uh starts essentially sumo
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fighting him outside of the the uh get
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it mart and into the street. And as soon
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as Casnoli pops through the door, Colt,
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who has had his gun ready this entire
20:58
time, uh the camera zooms in on his face
21:02
as he takes a deep drag of the cigarette
21:04
and the shadow is lit by the burning
21:06
embers of the cigarette uh casting his
21:08
face in a devilish red and yellow light.
21:10
Uh, and you don't actually see the
21:12
sequence, uh, aside from any other point
21:15
of view, but you hear the the pull of
21:17
the trigger, the fall of the hammer, and
21:19
a loud crack as the music stops for a
21:23
moment. Uh, and Cassignoli falls to the
21:26
ground.
21:30
Next,
21:33
>> I high five, Colt. [laughter]
21:37
>> All right, back inside. That is uh we
21:41
have Kit and we have Jen.
21:48
>> Uh I'm still waiting for somebody
21:50
[clears throat] to come out.
21:51
>> Yeah, I think we're both still outside.
21:54
>> Mhm.
21:54
>> So, okay. So, you've seen what just
21:57
happened to Cassigoli.
22:00
>> Okay. Um [clears throat]
22:03
>> I have anybody I can point a gun at?
22:06
>> Everybody is still inside as of this
22:08
time.
22:14
I think Kit probably walks in and pulls
22:16
her gun out
22:19
and like
22:24
I don't know. Give me a second cuz I'm
22:26
trying to decide what I want to do cuz
22:27
she wanted to just wait for somebody to
22:28
come outside. She really doesn't want to
22:29
wreck this dude's shop.
22:32
>> Fair.
22:34
I was going to say, would they maybe
22:36
like start heading out now that they've,
22:38
you know, seen their buddy get shot?
22:40
>> There is a there is a key component in
22:42
the encounter that will trigger that and
22:44
we are one one event away from that
22:46
occurring, which is why it depends on
22:47
what you guys do.
22:49
>> Nice.
22:49
>> Um
22:56
Oh, I have an idea. We're both still
22:58
outside,
23:00
>> you and me. I would walk in gun not
23:03
drawn. Hey, somebody's tires out front
23:05
just got slashed. [laughter]
23:09
>> I believe that falls under a manipulate
23:11
somebody.
23:12
>> That works. I can do that. That's a d10
23:15
for me. Not going to roll the same d10
23:18
as last time, though.
23:20
>> It's why you always have spare dice on
23:22
hand.
23:23
>> Uh, that is a six.
23:26
>> Uh, that is a mixed success. Um,
23:30
>> oh wait, no, that is a seven. I mean, it
23:32
still makes a six, but it's a seven
23:34
because smoking.
23:36
>> Uh, NFT looks over at you and, uh, the
23:38
face changes to a a sad armadillo. Um,
23:43
and he just, why would anybody destroy
23:47
such a beautiful piece of machinery?
23:50
Uh, he believes you, but is not
23:53
compelled to move. Uh, simply because
23:56
one, he hasn't noticed his friend got
23:57
shot. Uh, and two, there's still like a
24:00
disturbance going on inside where one of
24:03
his other friends is in combat with one
24:05
of, you know, somebody else here
24:07
already. Uh, he doesn't want to quite
24:09
move outside yet,
24:11
>> but that is that is a mark in the
24:12
column.
24:15
>> The column.
24:15
>> That's my turn. I guess I tried.
24:19
>> Yeah, I really fight. I don't want to
24:21
mess up this guy's store either. Their
24:24
blood stains are so hard to get out of
24:26
tile.
24:30
I
24:30
>> I feel like you're not embracing the the
24:31
the cowboyness of this as much as I
24:33
would have hoping.
24:34
>> Listen, [laughter] I what I am embracing
24:37
here is that I have a cyber truck in
24:39
front of me and a knife and a gun and
24:43
[clears throat]
24:47
would I would I have heard that exchange
24:49
from being out in front of the store
24:50
about the about the
24:53
Yeah, I thought you would. I want to I I
24:56
want to shoot the the the windshield.
25:01
>> All right, go ahead and uh let's
25:03
[laughter] let's I I don't see a reason
25:05
not to. I say go for it. Uh Jen, why
25:07
don't you go ahead and uh get in a
25:09
firefight? I think you have a D12 and a
25:11
you have a pistol, so it's a plus one.
25:15
>> That's a 12. Not a natural 12, but with
25:18
a plus one. I want to shoot the
25:19
windshield and yell, "And also your
25:22
windshield is busted."
25:24
[laughter]
25:26
>> Okay. Uh yeah, you you haul off. You
25:29
actually get on the hood of the cyber
25:31
truck because f this machine. Uh you
25:35
take out your your handgun. Uh it's like
25:38
Beretta. It's not exactly a hand cannon,
25:41
but it's not exactly uh the tiniest
25:43
thing ever. Uh you unload a clip into
25:46
the windshield, kick it through. Uh that
25:48
windshield is completely toast. The
25:50
inside of the car is also just filled
25:51
with shattered glass because why not? Uh
25:54
and there's this wonderful like
25:56
shattering and tinkling sound uh as as
25:59
it sort of collapses. And also
26:02
surprisingly easier than you thought it
26:04
would be. These things really are pieces
26:06
of junk.
26:07
>> Um
26:08
>> this is this is the most satisfying job
26:10
we have ever had. Guys, we need to find
26:13
other people with Cyber Trucks.
26:16
>> [laughter]
26:17
>> Uh,
26:17
>> I think just to add ump to it, I' I'd
26:19
turn around and look over my shoulder
26:20
and look back at them be like, "O yeah,
26:22
windshield's gone, too."
26:24
>> You mean other cooks with Cyber Trucks
26:26
or just other people?
26:28
>> Yes.
26:29
>> Same difference. [laughter]
26:32
>> Uh, I think that is the last box on this
26:34
clock ticked. Um, and they all look at
26:37
each other inside. Uh, and this is where
26:40
they are going to try to make an escape.
26:42
Um, you are going to get pushed back and
26:46
uh they're going to try to barrel
26:47
through and get into the car and take
26:50
off. Uh,
26:52
>> wait. I'm standing on the car.
26:55
>> Yeah, it's going to be it's going to be
26:57
I'm going to narratively say you can
26:59
jump off.
27:00
>> Um,
27:01
>> but but maybe I I This is a great place
27:04
to be. This sounds very exciting.
27:07
>> We shall see. We shall see. Um,
27:10
[laughter]
27:11
you all get one opportunity to try to
27:13
prevent this before they are in the car
27:15
and we are in a chase sequence.
27:20
>> Try my needle stab again.
27:22
>> Go for it.
27:24
>> All righty.
27:30
H Which one was that? It was uh moves.
27:34
>> Moves in a fist fight.
27:36
>> Yep.
27:38
>> All right.
27:42
uh four.
27:44
>> That is a failure. Uh the blade, you go
27:47
to stab uh the blade backshi here. Uh he
27:50
pushes you off uh as a random screen uh
27:54
face from the wizard uh appears on his
27:58
face because of course it would. Um, and
28:00
he is pushes you back into a display
28:02
full of uh weird milk and milk
28:05
alternatives uh and just takes off
28:08
through the door barreling through uh
28:10
trying to barrel through Jet and
28:11
everybody else.
28:13
All right, that is V uh V's a go. We
28:17
still have Luke, Jen, Colt, and Kit. You
28:20
have one shot.
28:22
>> I'm going to take that shot at whichever
28:23
one of these is the skinniest.
28:26
the skinniest, which is going to be the
28:28
normal one. Uh, he comes barreling
28:30
through the door and tries to slide and
28:32
duck underneath Luke. Um, his face
28:35
currently is projected as the clerk that
28:38
you were talking to earlier. [laughter]
28:40
>> Yeah, I would roll my eyes and grab my
28:42
handgun and just shoot him.
28:44
>> Go for it.
28:45
>> As he's running out the door.
28:49
Uh, that is a
28:52
I'm trying to math.
28:55
Uh, with the handgun, it's plus one,
28:57
right?
28:57
>> It's a plus one on whatever you're
28:58
rolling the die.
28:59
>> It's a seven.
29:01
>> Mixed success. Uh, normally in this
29:03
case, you would both get a wound, but
29:04
I'm going to say that that doesn't
29:05
happen because that's not funny. Um,
29:08
instead, what I think is going to happen
29:09
is, uh, he goes to slide underneath
29:12
Luke, sees you go to pull the trigger,
29:14
uh, and winds up trying to twist himself
29:16
and sprains his ankle. Uh, at the same
29:19
time you go to take the shot, uh, it
29:21
misses, but then kicks up a piece of,
29:24
uh, like ground into your arm. You don't
29:27
take a wound, but man, it really stings.
29:30
Um,
29:32
>> and he's able to to to try to get up and
29:34
try to get in. So, that leaves us uh
29:36
we've had V, we've had uh uh Kit, Luke,
29:42
Colt, and uh Jen. Yeah, I I was I was
29:46
going to ask which one of these was the
29:47
skinniest little twerp, but that
29:49
answered it. Um I'm going to try to
29:50
restrain the normal one so we can ask
29:53
him where the rest of them are heading
29:54
off to.
29:55
>> All right, Luke. I believe that would
29:57
wind up kind of classified as a disarm
30:00
someone or knock someone out.
30:01
>> I was going to go with restrain someone,
30:03
which is under muscles.
30:04
>> Oh, it is under muscles. Yeah, sorry.
30:06
[laughter]
30:07
>> Yep. Uh
30:09
D12, don't fail me now. D12 fail me now.
30:13
That's a two. I'm using my juice. Oh no,
30:16
>> he's using the juice.
30:17
>> And that's at 11 for a total of 13.
30:20
>> Heck yeah. Free son. #sponsored.
30:23
[laughter]
30:24
>> Uh this this twerp of a this trip of a
30:27
man uh goes ahead and uh like tries to
30:30
get up to get into the car and you just
30:32
grab him by the scruff of the neck. You
30:33
you have full control over him.
30:34
>> Yeah, I've got him with the I've got So
30:36
one of Luke's arms is very obviously
30:38
cybernetic and he just grabs this punk
30:40
by the back of the collar with it.
30:41
Hello, sunshine. Let's talk. [laughter]
30:45
>> All right, that leaves Colt and Jen.
30:50
>> Uh, how many are left? Two.
30:56
>> Go ahead, Liz.
30:58
>> Just going to shoot them. The first one
31:00
to approach the car, I'm I'm going to
31:03
shoot him.
31:05
>> Okay. Go ahead and take a shot.
31:07
>> That's It's a straightforward solution
31:09
to a straightforward problem.
31:11
take a shot.
31:12
>> Eight.
31:14
>> Uh, eight falls under mixed success even
31:16
with the plus one.
31:18
>> Um, you take a shot. Uh, you wind up uh
31:21
winging the blade. U, but the blade also
31:24
at that same time uh winds up throwing a
31:26
knife at your direction and takes a uh a
31:28
slice out of your arm as it barely
31:30
grazes you. You each are going to take a
31:31
wound there because I think it's funny.
31:35
>> Worth it.
31:37
Colt, you're the last one up. as your
31:40
resident chaos goblin when the f when
31:43
the final guy comes running out. Uh,
31:46
while you would imagine that Colt would
31:48
have just aimed and shot at him, he had
31:51
one of those hot dogs in his other hand
31:54
and he just whips it so that it hits the
32:00
ground right in front of where he's
32:02
running
32:03
in the hope that in his panic he slips
32:07
on the mustard, ketchup, relish,
32:11
onions, all of that. It's banana peel,
32:14
but make it a hot dog.
32:16
>> I've got a I've got a gun, but what if a
32:18
Pratt fall instead? [laughter]
32:20
>> Yeah, I I don't know what this falls
32:23
under. Go ahead and sell me on a sell me
32:25
on something here, cuz I can't decide
32:27
what this falls under.
32:29
>> It's It's ambush someone under moves,
32:31
baby.
32:32
>> All right, we're ambushing with a hot
32:34
dog. Let's go ahead and roll it.
32:38
Oh, boy. That's a seven.
32:42
Mixed success. He uh so you actually
32:44
wind up getting NFT on his way out. Um
32:48
you you throw the hot dog underneath his
32:50
foot, you aim almost perfectly and he
32:53
stumbles. Uh but unfortunately he
32:56
stumbles directly into the open door of
32:57
the truck.
32:59
O uh and with that everybody is gone.
33:03
Uh, with all of our mixed successes, uh,
33:06
the Blade and, uh, NFT Hound are going
33:09
to leave their friends here and take
33:12
off. Uh, Jen, you're able to dive off
33:15
the hood if you so want. Uh, but they
33:17
are going to take off.
33:22
>> Okay, I'll roll off the hood. I guess
33:24
that's the sensible thing to do.
33:27
>> Jump in the window. Jump in the window.
33:30
>> Yeah, jump in the car with the in Jump
33:32
in the car with the incelss. It'll be
33:33
great. [laughter]
33:36
>> Uh we will we will go ahead and
33:38
narratively say you're able to jump off
33:40
the car without any sort of problem. Uh
33:42
because again, these things are are not
33:44
exactly well built and are, you know,
33:46
the angles that you come off of it are
33:48
are pretty low to the ground all things
33:50
considered. Uh, and they take off
33:52
screeching into the night with their uh,
33:54
tires flopping in the uh, the nightoom
33:58
thump as this car is make still making
34:00
spaceship noises and blasting terrible
34:02
uh, license free EDM music uh, off into
34:05
the night. [laughter]
34:08
And Luke in your grip is the normal one.
34:11
Uh, you guys have successfully uh, taken
34:13
one of them out. Uh, Claudio lays dead
34:17
on the ground in a uh pool of marinara
34:20
sauce as it were.
34:22
Uh, and then the normal ones just like
34:25
sitting there squirming as you've got
34:26
him like you're tall enough that you
34:28
have him lifted up and he's just like,
34:30
you know, the cartoon shows where like
34:32
you pick somebody up by the scrub of
34:33
their neck and they're like swinging
34:34
their arms and kicking their feet.
34:36
>> That's exactly what he's doing.
34:38
>> Perfect. Uh, step one is take off his
34:40
stupid little hat. God, I hate stupid
34:42
little masks. Underneath the mask is
34:44
another mask.
34:47
>> God,
34:48
>> this is just embarrassing.
34:50
>> Where'd your Where'd your little friends
34:51
go? Clearly, they weren't in a big hurry
34:52
to take you with them.
34:54
>> I I'm not telling you anything, fuzz.
34:58
And he goes to reach into his jacket
35:00
where you see he has an Uzi strapped to
35:02
his side.
35:04
>> Oh, just
35:06
>> Oh, man.
35:08
I want to try to punch it out of his
35:09
grip.
35:10
>> That is a disarm someone. Uh, all right.
35:13
I'm gonna roll muscles for it.
35:15
>> Uh, yep. Yes, you can.
35:18
>> Can this be a catch these hands?
35:21
>> I don't think it's a catch these hands
35:22
moment.
35:22
>> Ah, that's fine.
35:27
Uh, nine.
35:29
>> Uh, mixed success. I think he uh he
35:31
manages to get a shot off before you you
35:34
knock it out of his hand. Um, we're
35:36
going to say he
35:40
Where's my dice? I'm going to I want to
35:42
roll dice. Everybody's rolling dice. I
35:44
didn't get
35:48
>> Let's see who gets winged.
35:51
>> I volunteer as tribute.
35:54
>> Well, congratulations cuz I rolled a one
35:55
and you're the first name on the list.
35:56
So, you take a wound.
36:02
>> Yeah. I'm going to punch his gun out of
36:03
his hand. Do I look like the fuzz? I'm
36:05
worse than a fuzz kid. I don't have to
36:07
bring you. In fact, it'd be better if I
36:08
didn't bring you in alive. So, why don't
36:10
you tell me where your little friends
36:11
are headed?
36:12
>> No, you're right. You're not fuzz.
36:13
You're just old. You're just an old guy.
36:15
Look at you. Look at you. You know, you
36:17
can't even You lost even an arm. Huh?
36:19
You don't like What did it do? Wither
36:21
off.
36:23
>> Let me guess. This guy's got a D6 for
36:25
cool.
36:27
>> Yeah, 100%. [laughter] Yeah, it sounds
36:29
like a D4 for brains.
36:30
>> Oh, 100%.
36:33
>> Can I walk up with my handgun and shoot
36:35
this kid in the thigh and get him to
36:36
talk?
36:37
>> Oh, you don't even have to. I got a
36:38
Magnum. [laughter]
36:41
>> Please feel somebody else manipulate
36:43
this little twerp while I'm holding up.
36:44
>> I I was going to say I feel like this is
36:46
going to fall under no matter how you
36:47
flavor it, it's either going to be a
36:48
manipulate somebody or a gather intel
36:50
depending on how you go about it. If
36:52
you're shooting them, uh I think this is
36:54
going to be a manipulate someone.
36:56
>> They both fall under the same thing for
36:58
me and I can't use my bonus talents with
37:00
them because they are who they are. Uh,
37:03
let's do threat first and I'll
37:07
>> The other option is you turn up the
37:09
sexiness to 11 uh and use your sex
37:12
appeal talent to add the D4.
37:14
>> Okay. Well, then I'll do that. I'll
37:16
flirt with him a little bit and I'll
37:18
while put pressing the gun right up next
37:20
to him. Uh, sweetheart, I kind of want
37:25
to know where your friends are going.
37:28
>> All right. You are you are making the uh
37:30
the bedroom eyes at this guy. Uh, go
37:32
ahead and roll that cool check for
37:34
manipulate somebody and add your d4 with
37:36
it as well for sex appeal.
37:37
>> All right, I get a d4 with it. Oo.
37:41
Okay, let's roll all the dice. Uh, there
37:45
we go.
37:47
Oh, that was a good roll. I rolled an
37:48
eight and a three.
37:50
>> So, it's an 11. That's a That's a a
37:52
wonderful success. Um,
37:53
>> it did turn up to 11. Well timed, Joe.
37:56
>> Yeah. Oh,
37:58
>> so
38:00
you you say this very sweetly to him and
38:02
you guys all see uh Kit like turn on
38:05
like the the the dripping sex appeal in
38:07
her voice. Uh and this guy just melts.
38:10
He stops flailing. Um
38:13
>> does he
38:15
>> the Uzi is gone already. Um the camera
38:17
pans up very clearly trying to not show
38:20
something on cable television that it is
38:22
not allowed to show. Um, and he just
38:25
goes, "Uh, oh, oh, you're you're really
38:28
pretty. You you you smell really nice. I
38:33
This is what This is what women smell
38:35
like."
38:35
>> Oh, God. I'm holding this guy as far
38:37
from me as I can. [laughter]
38:39
[ __ ] hour. [sighs and gasps]
38:42
>> I'm not making this up uh totally as I
38:44
go along. Literally, these people are
38:45
creeps in the book in this adventure,
38:47
folks. I I promise you. M uh the they're
38:51
they're probably they're probably
38:52
they're probably going back home. Uh
38:54
they they have a there's a warehouse
38:56
over in the warehouse district. They uh
38:58
that they they have they we we hang out
39:00
there all the time. We got we got lots
39:01
of I could show you my collectibles.
39:03
>> Oh, that would be wonderful. Sweetheart,
39:05
can you give us directions?
39:07
>> And he does. He winds up like there's
39:09
zero hesitation in his in his voice
39:12
anymore. This this man is just like
39:14
adores you. He's staring at you with
39:16
like you if he didn't have another mask
39:19
on, it would be heart eyes. Uh actually,
39:22
as a matter of fact, that's what image
39:24
flashes on the uh the face mask, the the
39:26
holographic face mask, those little tiny
39:28
heart eyes that are pulsing.
39:30
>> Wow.
39:32
Well, aren't you sweet? Can we go now?
39:35
As she's looking at everybody else like
39:37
dead behind the eyes. [laughter]
39:41
Well, you guys you guys definitely uh at
39:43
least have uh a couple bounties you
39:45
could cash in in the meantime while you
39:47
because you know where they are now.
39:49
>> These these guys all they all trade in
39:52
crypto, right? It's not just the NFT
39:53
hound.
39:54
>> They're all wanted. NFT Hound's just the
39:56
most dangerous of them all. So,
39:57
>> okay. So, so they're all worth more dead
39:59
than alive.
40:00
>> They are all worth more dead than alive.
40:01
So, these guys are worth uh 200 double
40:04
dollars alive. Uh Clauddio's already
40:05
dead. He's worth 600 dead.
40:07
>> All right. M
40:09
>> I'm just [clears throat] looking at the
40:10
muscle waiting for a neck to snap.
40:13
[laughter]
40:15
>> That's what I would like to do to this
40:17
little twerp.
40:18
>> Preferably while he's distracted.
40:20
[laughter]
40:21
>> Okay. Um yeah, go ahead and make me a
40:24
roll.
40:26
>> Uh what are we considering this getting
40:27
a fist fight? Kind of.
40:31
>> Uh I mean there's no fight in this guy.
40:33
So
40:33
>> says is is this break stuff?
40:36
>> I think this is break stuff. brake stuff
40:37
feels right.
40:38
>> Yeah.
40:41
Uh and that is a 10 on the break stuff.
40:43
>> Yeah. This guy just you snap his neck
40:45
and he just slumps like his body just
40:48
releases. But there it's not like it is
40:50
the most disturbing like gratified sigh
40:54
escaping from underneath the mask. You
40:57
feel deeply unclean after all of this.
41:00
>> Yeah. No. Immediately Kit's just like,
41:04
"Oh my god, get it away from me. I will.
41:07
I will. Where's the
41:08
>> Oh, god. Where's the closest bounty
41:09
booth? [laughter]
41:11
>> Uh yeah, you guys can take them into the
41:13
authorities. They're not there. There's
41:14
little little stations everywhere. Uh
41:16
you turn in the bodies and the the clerk
41:19
looks at him and goes, "Ah, fast work.
41:21
These were just posted a few hours ago.
41:24
>> Good job."
41:25
>> Yeah. Well, two down, three to go. You
41:27
know, thanks.
41:28
>> Well, here's your uh here's your first
41:31
uh first check. And uh you get 1,200
41:34
double dollars.
41:35
>> Wow. Nice.
41:40
>> It's a good day.
41:42
>> At this point, uh you guys can start
41:44
heading your way over to the warehouse
41:46
district if you want. Again, you know
41:47
where this is now. There is no real uh
41:51
difficulty finding it. You can see
41:52
little bits of cyber truck as you go
41:54
along the way that have fallen off, bits
41:56
of glass, stuff like that.
41:57
>> I'm I'm just looking at this and
41:59
laughing. Can we
42:01
>> Can we report them? Can we report them
42:04
for littering?
42:07
>> They're already on the bounty list.
42:10
>> Oh,
42:12
would that raise the bounty? Because
42:15
also they're
42:16
>> already
42:16
>> They're already They're already at the
42:18
highest bounty for uh for for this
42:20
low-level threat that they can't be.
42:21
>> I had to try. I had to try.
42:24
>> A+ for effort. A+ for effort. [laughter]
42:27
>> You can try to convince when you go to
42:28
turn in the bounty later. You can go
42:29
ahead and try to convince them of that.
42:31
No,
42:31
>> I feel like get that money.
42:33
[laughter] Yeah.
42:34
>> Uh, yeah. Does do some people need to
42:37
get patched up? I only got one wound.
42:38
I'm fine for now.
42:40
>> Uh, I can patch people up.
42:42
>> I can algae.
42:45
>> I can patch people up. Other than
42:47
myself.
42:48
That's a brains roll.
42:51
>> That is a brain roll.
42:52
>> That's a a brains roll. And I have a
42:54
first aid kit.
42:56
>> Uh, which will give you I think first
42:58
aid kit is plus two.
43:00
>> A plus one. Oh, is it?
43:02
>> I don't know. I thought it
43:04
>> I'm double checking.
43:05
>> Okay.
43:08
>> Well, I rolled a six, so I think either
43:11
way, a six is heals one wound.
43:14
>> Yeah, it heals one wound. It's a It's a
43:15
plus one.
43:16
>> Uh so, yeah, you can go ahead and heal
43:18
uh one wound for everybody that you
43:19
you've treated.
43:21
>> Okay, I will I will hit everyone who's
43:24
wounded with uh one less wound. Yeah,
43:27
that makes sense.
43:29
I am also wounded, but you cannot use
43:32
patch someone up on yourself.
43:36
>> That is correct. Would somebody like to
43:37
try to patch uh Jennup?
43:40
>> Uh, which one is that?
43:41
>> I'm just making brains.
43:43
>> That's a brain.
43:43
>> I'm just making sad eyes. I'm helping
43:45
everyone else and not complaining, but
43:47
making sad eyes because there's
43:53
[laughter]
43:55
>> I mean, you don't want me to do it. I
43:57
have a d6 in brains. [laughter]
43:59
>> Yeah,
43:59
>> Colt has a toolbox. I mean, you're not a
44:02
you're you're not
44:03
>> You can try. I don't have anything I can
44:05
add to it, though.
44:07
>> Well, but you have you're you're brain.
44:10
So,
44:12
>> all right. I will attempt
44:17
>> fix stuff.
44:21
>> Just don't fix me like you like you did
44:23
to that computer earlier. A five. That's
44:25
heals one wound. Five. A five heals a
44:27
single wound. We're good there.
44:30
All right. So, everybody
44:31
>> takes me like one of your French
44:32
laptops. [laughter]
44:33
>> Everybody is patched up.
44:35
>> Wow.
44:39
>> All right. Uh so, I'm assuming you guys
44:41
are going to start heading over to the
44:42
uh the warehouse district at this point.
44:46
>> Mhm. Yep.
44:47
>> Seems like the way to go.
44:49
>> Okay.
44:49
>> I bet I bet I could smash that cyber
44:52
truck up some more and that would be
44:56
>> [laughter]
44:56
>> Better than money.
44:57
>> We can pick you up some spray paint and
44:59
a couple of baseball bats on the way.
45:02
>> See, you you guys were not here. It was
45:05
so satisfying. You should try.
45:07
>> I saw it. Looked very satisfying.
45:11
>> All right, you guys.
45:12
>> The shower.
45:15
Uh you guys make your way into the
45:16
warehouse district and it is exactly as
45:18
you would expect to see uh in any old TV
45:21
show uh with the drop of backdrop of
45:24
just you know being in space. Uh
45:27
warehouses dot the various corridors and
45:30
and pathways and walkways and driveways.
45:33
Uh some are are very clearly in use,
45:36
some are uh very clearly disused. and
45:39
you find the one that you were described
45:41
by our heartstricken corpse. Um, where
45:46
it is a looks like a plain
45:49
concrete twostory box. Uh, it is
45:53
surrounded by a 15t high stone wall all
45:56
the way around. Does not have an obvious
45:58
door or gate. It looks like it and I'm
46:01
an air quote solid wall all the way
46:03
around. Uh there does not appear to be
46:06
any obvious windows from where you can
46:08
see and that is where we currently are
46:12
as far as what you can see from outside
46:14
of the facility. You can see a very
46:16
clear set of truck tracks that
46:17
definitely look like they went into a
46:19
wall. Um so you assume that there's some
46:21
form of gate that is blended in with the
46:24
uh the the stone work here.
46:29
How would you guys like to proceed?
46:32
I would like to check for any entrances,
46:34
any entrances other than the obviousish
46:38
one. Um,
46:41
>> uh, yeah, that's a good idea. I have
46:44
security system knowledge under brains
46:49
to just, you know, are there any extra
46:51
doors? Are there any
46:53
do they have a security system? Is there
46:57
anything that we shouldn't be doing
46:58
here?
47:00
Well, let's go ahead and make a roll for
47:02
that. Jen, as you are are starting to
47:05
poke around and seeing if there's any
47:06
obvious uh situational security system
47:10
knowledge stuff. Uh so we're going to
47:12
say that this is going to be a gather
47:14
intel I believe. Uh and you are going to
47:16
get a plus it's either that or a read a
47:18
situation. uh and you are going to get a
47:20
plus uh d4 from your security system
47:23
knowledge as you are looking for uh
47:25
stuff you are pretty well familiar with
47:29
>> that is a six
47:31
>> even with the d4
47:33
>> even the d4 was a one but yes a six is a
47:37
six is a partial success I'm gonna be
47:39
glad of it
47:41
>> okay uh so would anybody like to assist
47:45
in this before we go ahead and uh give
47:49
the end results of it. And can you
47:52
explain to me narratively how you
47:53
assist?
47:56
This is me attempting to encourage more
47:58
mechanics.
47:58
>> Is there anything that I can
48:02
hack into on this building to try to
48:04
assist with like trying to get in more
48:06
information?
48:08
>> Uh possibly. So you are familiar with
48:11
security systems to a certain uh extent
48:14
as well. Um, one of the things that you
48:16
could potentially do is help scan for
48:18
access points. Uh, so I would say that
48:21
that would fall under brains. And
48:23
because you are using essentially a
48:25
computer technology, I would allow you
48:27
to use your computer technology talent
48:29
with it to add to D4. So you'd get a D12
48:31
and a D4 and you can add it to uh the
48:35
role with uh with Jen there.
48:38
>> Okay, then that's what I am going to do.
48:40
We are going to add
48:43
uh 10 to that a six and a four.
48:47
>> Okay. Uh that will successfully bring
48:49
you above the threshold necessary uh for
48:52
it to be a success because there are no
48:53
partial successes in the uh the the
48:56
grouping together and you have hit that
48:58
threshold. Uh yeah, you're able to find
49:00
all of the security systems. Uh Jen, as
49:03
you're going through, you notice a
49:04
couple of the cameras without any
49:05
assistance. Uh, and you are actually
49:07
going to we're going to try to get a
49:09
little bit closer look to try to make
49:11
see what make a model it is. Uh, and you
49:14
get stopped by kit at the last second
49:16
before you walk into view of one that
49:18
you did not see. So, they are not
49:21
alerted to your presence currently. Um,
49:23
but you do see several cameras, heat
49:26
sensors, uh, looks like, uh, various
49:29
rudimentary forms of security in place.
49:32
Nothing crazy high-end. uh looks like
49:35
stuff that you'd probably easily be able
49:37
to uh do a potential blend in break and
49:41
get around uh if you so wanted to.
49:49
>> I'm going to let everyone else keep
49:50
going while I think about this.
49:54
>> Other people do things.
49:56
>> Mhm.
49:59
I mean, left to my own devices, I'll I
50:02
would Yeah. See, I know there's cameras
50:04
now and heat sensors, but I really want
50:05
to know if there's like a skylight on
50:07
top of this warehouse that requires me
50:08
to scale a wall.
50:10
>> It does require you to scale a wall.
50:12
>> Does require me to scale a wall. H
50:16
>> uh I mean, I guess I do know where the
50:17
heat sensors and cameras are now, so I
50:19
can try to avoid them while I do that.
50:22
Yeah, I will say because you have the
50:24
knowledge, this is going to give all of
50:25
you a situational plus three to any uh
50:29
stealth or uh any sort of blending or
50:33
maneuvering that you do to get around
50:35
these things.
50:36
>> Um this is on top of any other talents
50:38
that you have in this or any other gear
50:39
that gives you benefit.
50:41
>> Yeah, I want to go up um scale of walls
50:44
under both muscles and moves, but I'm
50:46
going to use moves because I have the
50:48
talent urban parkour.
50:50
>> Yes, you do. And if I'm doing my dice
50:52
math, the average on a D8 plus D4 is
50:54
slightly higher. [laughter]
50:57
>> And uh a few of you, I think uh V also
51:00
has urban parkour.
51:01
>> I do.
51:02
>> Nice. Let's go, parkour gang.
51:06
>> All right.
51:07
>> Uh 7 + 2 plus the situational three is a
51:10
12.
51:12
>> You scale the building flawlessly,
51:15
weaving in between all the sensors and
51:17
cameras. You notice as you're climbing
51:19
up and get next to one of the cameras,
51:21
they don't move. These things are
51:22
pointed in single directions. These guys
51:24
cheaped out like crazy, which I mean,
51:27
it's on brand. [laughter]
51:31
Just a wee bit. Just a wee bit. Uh V,
51:34
were you going to try to scale with them
51:35
as well?
51:36
>> Yeah, I got a uh 13.
51:40
>> Same thing. Uh you and Luke are making
51:42
this wall look like it's a set of
51:44
stairs. Uh, no issue getting up to the
51:47
top of the roof. Uh,
51:48
>> can we take out any of the cameras that
51:49
we pass on the way or do we want to do
51:52
that?
51:52
>> You've already effectively uh made them
51:55
uh functionally useless because between
51:58
Kit and Jen, you don't have to worry
52:01
about them. Now,
52:02
>> I think I point out that the cameras
52:04
don't move and V is probably actually
52:05
able to use one as a handhold completely
52:07
without alerting anybody.
52:10
>> All right, that leaves uh Kit, Jen, and
52:13
Colt. Are you guys going to try to scale
52:15
as well?
52:16
>> Who's carrying me like a background?
52:18
>> See up here? [laughter]
52:20
>> Yeah. What's up here first before
52:22
everybody gets up?
52:22
>> Is there anything worth bringing him up?
52:24
>> I want to do the reveal once everybody
52:27
potentially gets up there.
52:29
>> I mean, Colt Colt can scale, too. He
52:31
He's for as thin as he is. Um, when he
52:35
starts to climb it, it's like watching a
52:38
a walking stick go right up a wall.
52:41
[laughter]
52:42
Yeah. Yeah, go ahead and roll that scale
52:43
of wall under moves. Hey, hey, Joe.
52:46
>> Yeah, that's a 15, buddy.
52:50
[laughter]
52:51
>> Nice.
52:51
>> Uh, so wait, you rolled the 12 and a
52:53
d12.
52:54
>> Uhhuh. Brother, mark yourself a juice.
52:57
Woo!
52:58
>> Juiced your way up that wall. Team move.
53:00
I sure did.
53:01
>> You guys, as you're looking up at the
53:03
and taking stock of it, you're looking
53:04
down, seeing if you can possibly help
53:06
people up. Uh, you don't even notice
53:08
Colt uh scale the wall. It's almost if
53:11
he just walks straight up uh and is just
53:14
behind you and like kind of gives you a
53:16
little bit of a jump scare as he leans
53:17
over uh the wall looking down with you
53:20
is like, "Oh yeah, that okay." And you
53:22
both do a little jump back uh because he
53:25
just comes out of into the scene out of
53:26
nowhere. Um which leaves uh Jen and Kit.
53:31
>> Kit literally was looking for one of
53:33
them that she could just jump on their
53:34
back and get a piggyback ride.
53:37
Uh, that's
53:38
>> she's linking light, but she's not.
53:40
>> We could retroactively say that Luke
53:42
could have carried you up. Luke is the
53:44
strongest with the D12 and muscles.
53:46
>> I'd say that that's pretty fine. And
53:47
then that just leaves Jen to justify how
53:49
they get to the top.
53:51
>> Uh, I'm going to use muscles. And I have
53:53
a talent called Can I climb that? Which
53:55
I just uh she loves to climb things,
53:58
especially things [laughter] she's not
53:59
supposed to climb.
54:02
>> That's such a good talent.
54:04
She's a She's a D8 in muscles, but that
54:06
I think
54:07
>> I discovered that talent when I was six.
54:10
[laughter]
54:12
>> Uh yeah, I dare I dare say that talent
54:14
definitely applies here.
54:17
>> Uh but that's a a two and a two. That is
54:22
a four. I am going to use my juice.
54:25
>> Reroll both dice and add it together.
54:27
And you want collectively above a 10.
54:30
So, I I take the fours that I already
54:32
have and I add whatever else I roll.
54:35
>> Correct.
54:36
>> Okay.
54:36
>> And don't forget your uh situational
54:38
plus three.
54:39
>> Yep.
54:40
>> Oh, I I didn't add the plus three.
54:42
>> Oh, actually that means you didn't fail.
54:43
>> Then then you didn't fail. You uh
54:46
[snorts]
54:46
>> Okay.
54:48
>> Would anybody
54:49
>> That gives you a seven. So, would
54:50
anybody like to assist before I do the
54:52
complication?
54:55
>> Yeah, I'll help help her up.
54:57
narratively. How do you help?
55:00
>> Uh, I'm going to toss down. Uh,
55:04
how tall is it? Do I need like a rope or
55:06
something? Or maybe there's a
55:08
>> It's about two stories tall. So, that
55:10
roughly equates to about 30 feet.
55:13
>> Uh, yeah, maybe there's a piece of gear
55:15
up here I can lower down and he can grab
55:17
hold of.
55:19
Colt actually carries a toolbox with him
55:22
that's full of normal stuff that could
55:24
help you in these situations.
55:26
>> Like a length of rope.
55:28
>> Like a length of rope which he will hand
55:30
over.
55:31
>> I was going to say Colt is very useful.
55:33
Turns out uh so why don't you go ahead
55:36
and who's going to make the role? Uh is
55:38
it going to be V or is it going to be uh
55:42
Colt here?
55:44
What kind of a role do we think
55:46
>> we should have thought about having a
55:47
roll having a coil of rope before we all
55:51
started free climbing the wall?
55:53
>> Yeah, but three of your party members
55:55
don't care about that
55:56
>> fun this way.
55:58
>> Um
55:59
>> get stick bugged.
56:01
>> So, here's the deal. I will I will allow
56:03
you to make a
56:06
scale a wall roll
56:09
uh for said person uh under your under
56:14
your moves
56:16
>> uh for me.
56:19
>> You know, it should probably be Colt cuz
56:21
I can do that as a d12.
56:23
>> Do it.
56:24
>> So, I think Colt will then break in and
56:27
and and go ahead and do that. So, go
56:28
ahead and roll your D12 there, son.
56:32
You know, I love saying that my dice
56:34
have been hot, but uh yeah, I rolled a
56:37
three and then with the plus three,
56:40
[laughter]
56:41
>> that's still No, no, that's more than
56:43
enough combined together with the help
56:46
pole that brings it above a 10, which is
56:48
all we're looking for. Uh so yeah, you
56:51
are above a 10 collectively, which means
56:53
that uh we'll say that Jen almost used
56:58
one of the uh cameras as a handheld or a
57:00
foothold and was about to knock it off.
57:03
Uh which is when uh Colt snaps to grabs
57:08
the the coil of rope out of uh the
57:10
toolbox, launches over to the side, and
57:14
catches uh Jen at the last second before
57:17
she has to use it. and therefore they
57:19
are not alerted to your presence. Still
57:22
>> wonderful.
57:24
Uh as you guys go ahead do your RP.
57:29
[laughter]
57:31
>> Thanks, man. That was a that was a good
57:33
save.
57:35
>> Uh yeah, don't mention it. You can uh
57:37
get me a hot dog later.
57:39
>> I will get you a hot dog later.
57:43
>> It's It's later. They're They're still
57:45
going to kill you one day, but I'll I'll
57:48
help. Wait, wait. I know. I'm going to
57:50
fish that pack of smokes that I got from
57:53
the guy earlier, and I'm going to give
57:54
it to you. So, you have Now you have
57:56
some extra.
57:58
>> That's even better. Thank you. Amazing.
58:00
[laughter] Wonderful. 10 out of 10. No.
58:02
No.
58:04
>> Perfect. Okay, friends. As you reach to
58:08
the the top of the roof and you dust
58:09
yourselves off and share your cigarettes
58:12
and brush and and and get sorted, you
58:14
notice that in true
58:18
'9s TV fashion, the vast majority of
58:21
this roof is taken up by a gigantic
58:24
glass skylight. And as you lean over and
58:27
tap on it ever so lightly, you notice
58:30
that this is just nothing but regular
58:32
glass. It is not bulletproof. It is not
58:35
blocks. Uh, it is nothing special. And
58:38
again, because these are cheap jerks,
58:42
the alarm system has been disconnected
58:44
from it because it probably rattles and
58:46
was setting it off and they were just
58:48
getting annoyed and instead of fixing
58:49
it, they just disconnected the damn
58:51
thing. So, the the it is completely like
58:58
it it is an invitation waiting to
59:00
happen. And as you look in, uh, you see,
59:05
I mean, if you ever seen the movie Big,
59:09
think of [laughter] think of that,
59:12
>> but with like the cheapest knockoff toys
59:15
you could ever possibly find. We're
59:17
talking like trikes from like Space
59:20
China. Uh, we're talking like uh
59:23
knockoff rockam sakum robots instead of
59:26
like and lifesize but instead of rockom
59:28
sakum robots it's like knock them down
59:31
cyber guys or something like that
59:33
>> dropping at fel schwarz.
59:36
>> Yeah, [laughter] 100%.
59:39
or Space Teu or Space AliExpress. Like,
59:42
these are like the cheapest knockoffs of
59:44
everything, but it's like exactly what
59:46
you would expect a 14-year-old given a
59:48
credit card would do left to their own
59:51
devices on the internet. Like, that's
59:53
exactly what you see below. And there
59:55
are a ton of like just hangers on here.
59:59
You don't see uh Backsheen, you don't
1:00:02
see NFT Hound, but you do see a bunch of
1:00:04
goons. Uh, and these look exactly like
1:00:07
you would expect. A bunch of guys in
1:00:10
like hoodies and sweatpants that have,
1:00:12
you know, ironic sayings on them like,
1:00:14
"My other ride is your mom." Uh, like
1:00:18
>> like they're they're they're playing
1:00:20
games or like again, not to reference
1:00:22
more pop culture, but it just makes
1:00:23
sense. If you've ever seen the Teenage
1:00:24
Mutant Ninja Turtles movie where they're
1:00:25
training the foot kids, it's that group
1:00:28
of kids just hanging around and there's
1:00:30
like one guy who's very bald walking
1:00:33
around like checking on everybody and
1:00:35
making sure everybody's okay. Uh and he
1:00:38
doesn't really seem like he's saying
1:00:39
much. Uh but they all definitely get out
1:00:41
of his way uh when he uh when he walks
1:00:44
through.
1:00:45
And so then I ask you in this moment,
1:00:48
what would you like to do?
1:00:52
>> Wow. I would like to break all of this
1:00:54
glass. That is my first and last thought
1:00:57
that I would like to break every inch of
1:00:59
this glass and shower those people below
1:01:02
with shards of broken glass because
1:01:05
>> that's kind of my first instinct.
1:01:07
>> A good point.
1:01:07
>> This is This is going to bring me so
1:01:09
much joy. I see. I'm just totally off
1:01:12
the bounty hunting.
1:01:13
>> [laughter]
1:01:14
>> There's absolutely 1,000%
1:01:17
a trampoline directly at the bottom
1:01:20
level below the skylight because
1:01:22
[laughter] this is an anime.
1:01:25
>> Why break the glass so we can lift this
1:01:26
thing and just bounce in?
1:01:30
>> But I want to gummy bear theme song so
1:01:33
bad.
1:01:34
[laughter]
1:01:39
>> Disney.
1:01:40
>> All right. So I guess in this question
1:01:43
this is going to fall under a break
1:01:45
stuff role. Uh I believe that is going
1:01:48
to firmly fall under Luke's purview as
1:01:50
the muscle uh bound character of this
1:01:52
group.
1:01:53
>> Uh with with the dad like the double axe
1:01:56
handle the skylight.
1:01:57
>> I'm going to like reach into whatever
1:01:59
backpack he's got and look for whatever
1:02:00
a crowbar or hammer I know he has cuz
1:02:02
I'm still on his back like a backpack
1:02:04
and just hand it over like over
1:02:05
[laughter] his
1:02:06
>> You're the only thing on my back. I got
1:02:08
a big metal fist. I got a crowbar in my
1:02:10
>> I just gota hold on because I know we're
1:02:12
about to go flying. [laughter]
1:02:14
>> Oh, you want to jump in? Okay. Uh,
1:02:17
that'll be different.
1:02:18
>> Oh, I was just gonna I was going to
1:02:19
break the glass first and then jump in
1:02:21
after the glass starts falling
1:02:23
everywhere.
1:02:23
>> That's fine. I'm still holding on.
1:02:25
>> Break stuff.
1:02:28
That is a 10 on the break stuff.
1:02:31
Wonderful. That is a rousing success.
1:02:34
Uh, so [snorts] you see Luke raises back
1:02:38
his mechanical fist, uh, and finds the
1:02:41
perfect sweet spot and just brings it
1:02:43
crashing down. Uh, the glass shatters in
1:02:46
this like beautiful and terrifying just
1:02:50
absolute sheet of like breaking noise as
1:02:53
giant shards start falling down below.
1:02:57
From inside, you hear uh really crappy
1:03:01
cover music of like EDM Disney songs
1:03:04
blasting up from the arcade below. Uh as
1:03:07
everybody like the the record scratch
1:03:09
happens, they stop and they look up as
1:03:11
they see all of your faces with a grim
1:03:14
grinning resolve uh as all this glass
1:03:17
come shattering down. And that's where
1:03:19
we end this episode. So thank you very
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much friends for joining on us uh
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Uh we have one more to go uh and this
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retribution will be had against the
1:03:34
crypto bros. I am absolutely confident.
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