"Just call me Bugsie Malone, hanging with my cockroach posse," writes today's submitter. "When you're about to kill an insect, the bug spray for their lives. Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? ... I mite be. You know what really bugs me? Insect puns. (I'm gonna keep it going until you put this on BlizzCaps.)" All right! I surrender! We do, in fact, negotiate with terrorists in this column! Please stop with these terrible jokes before I lose my mind, or start psychosomatically itching all over from the insect pictures.

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