The Queue

I’m getting ready for Cyberpunk 2077‘s upcoming patch 2.3 and also August’s Ghosts of K’aresh and as is often the case this means I can’t stop thinking about Anthem. Playing Fallout 4 has gotten me to think about how close to good that game actually was, and how depressing its final fate ended up.

It’s Wednesday, and frogs don’t need any more reason than that. Let’s Queue.

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us the questions and we lowkey kinda hate all of you for getting this stuck in our heads sometimes.

Sometimes to stay cool, you just gotta get in a big pool. Whether or not that pool is filled with healing mud, that’s really a personal preference.

I went to an outdoor pool with my favoritest person over the weekend, and it was a lovely way to beat the heat. Followed closely by some tropical beverages at a Tiki Bar. Which is a pretty great one-two punch of staying cool.

While I think about buying another tropical shirt, it’s time for — The Queue!

Valeera won’t stop collecting. Not until the map is 100% explored.

This is The Queue, where I make it a habit of turning certain questions into silly vignettes. It’s good creative exercise, I tell you!

I mean, I did in fact forget it was Thursday, but I’m capable of lying, so I could tell you I didn’t forget.

I did, though. I may or may not have gotten to the point where I’m modding Starfield with Power Armor from Fallout, while also modding Fallout with Starfield themed robots. I know, I could just get the Captain Cosmos PA from the Creation Club, but that costs money and I don’t have any of that.

Yes, I am still that one guy you know who really likes Starfield and wish other people had given it a chance. I was that guy for Diablo 3 and nowadays everyone thinks that game was a masterpiece, so I figure I’ll just try and wait it out. Besides, I’m likely going back to WoW next week anyway.

I don’t think they would let mounts stabled at the Trading Post eat customers, but I am wondering about this fel boar, who is ten times my size and has very hungry eyes. Fel isn’t usually my aesthetic, but you know, maybe this boar and I could be friends. Or enemies. Frenemies? Well, we’ll talk about the moral quandary of our mount collection in a minute. Let’s Queue.

I’m so thrilled to have a version of my bestie Red to hang out with in Spirit City. The only downside is, he really clashes with my color scheme just now. Maybe we’ll just be besties around Christmas? But then, I have a ton of other cute little gingerbread guys to use then. Eh, we’ll see.

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us the questions and we’ll get around to answering just as soon as we renovate.

I’m staying at my Mom’s house while she is taking a big trip. Feeding the fish, watering the lawn, and mowing said watered lawn. Y’know, house stuff. Don’t worry, Bacardi has my roommate looking after him and making sure he gets his soups and feasts most fancy.

It’s not even that far away from my house, but I always like to play it up — which annoys my favorite person a little bit. I know it’s only 25 minutes away, but that’s like forever!

While I figure out what I didn’t pack along with me, it’s time for — The Queue

All I need in life right now is to sit on a fluffy cloud and spend all day fishing while gently floating above a placid body of water.

This is The Queue. You know the drill.