The Queue

It’s Wednesday already? How did that even happen? And worse, how does it keep happening? Every week, Wednesday leaps out of the shadows unexpectedly, always surprising me.

And so here we are. Wednesday again.

Happy patch day, everyone! I’m writing this from the past, so I have no idea if the patch’s launch has gone smoothly or horribly awry. Maybe it’s somewhere in between. Regardless, I hope patch day finds you well and that you’re not one of the classes whose changes are painful to endure.

Let’s Queue, eh?

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

I have a dog now. I’ve never actually been a “dog person,” but I’ve always had a soft spot for Badger — he’s one of my sister’s dogs, but he’s always wanted to be a solo house dog and he gets to be that here. He also gets to be relentlessly spoiled and I doubt he’ll object to that. He’s currently curled up right next to my chair, nose on my feet, where he will happily stay as long as I let him.

I have a feeling I’m going to be a dog person in very short order. Anyway, let’s get to your questions!

It’s my birthday. I am already having a rough day.

I haven’t mentioned it here much lately, but heck, it’s my birthday, go buy one of my books.

I am so very old.

Don’t fear floors made of lava, fear Grues.

Learn from my mistakes, friends, and get out before the floor becomes lava. I realize that you may not always know when a segment of floor is about to become lava, but trust me on this one: when it does, it is bad. In WoW, you should always be prepared for the floor to become lava.

Oh, hello, all! I suppose it’s Tuesday, innit?

Guess that means we’re Queuing!

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

Is it okay to punch a corgi if he asks you to do it? What if you know it’s just an illusion, and that’s definitely not really a corgi politely requesting that you smack it silly? Would you be all right with attacking it even as it’s staring at you with those big soulful eyes and helpfully wagging its little tail as it encourages you? I spent a good ten minutes deliberating these very questions on my latest Alliance alt.

Then the goggles wore off and I punched Flynn right in the kisser. No regrets.

In short, the thing I keep forgetting to do is write this article, and that’s why I’m often awake in the middle of the night.

Hi. It’s the Queue. Let’s talk about stuff.

Do you have any idea what my life turns into when Liz isn’t here?

Terror. The answer is terror.

I almost feel like I report to MitchNo now.