Submitter Sarabande of Elements on Aggramar (US-A) has the following thrilling tale to tell:
“‘CRO THREADSTONG!!! SHOW YOURSELF!! YOU WANT WAR? I BRING WAR!!!!’
I heard those words, more like a loud, creaking, groaning sound echo throughout my garrison, followed by thundering footsteps that shook the sturdy buildings within the walls. It didn’t take long to find the source of the frightening sounds. It was …
The Fruit Vendor.
Cro Threadstrong feared an ogre army, and even came to AU Draenor to enlist your aid in preventing the little old lady that he knew as ‘The Fruit Vendor’ from gathering that army. What he never expected was that he should actually fear a fruit vendor.
I don’t know if this is the Fruit Vendor’s true form, or just an ally, who heard all of the shouting emitted for years by that irascible leatherworking vendor in Outland’s Shattrath, across time and across universes. All I know was that this fruit vendor came to my garrison looking for that very specific orc. Maybe I can keep Birchus away from the inn for a while.”
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