"When I heard Khadgar needed my expert Gnome Hunter skills, well, of course I came climbing up the tower to see him," writes submitter Zylofletcher of Spectacular Death on Llane (US-A). "But I do love fireworks, and you can call them 'flares' all you want, but they look like fireworks to me. I was listening, though! He didn't have to get all snarky with 'Fine, I'll just fill your pet moose in on the plan then, shall I?' I mean, there's nothing wrong with my ears, I could hear him from the railing! Sheesh!"

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