The Queue: A short Queue

Sometimes Queues are short y’know?

Not all of them, but some of them.

While I go looking for a longer Queue, it’s time for — The (Short) Queue.

They do still have a debuff, which I’m counting as a raid buff because it makes everyone do more damage. We all know that the day you don’t have a Monk in your group that’s the day when you wind up a few percent short of a kill and if only your big damage dealer was just doing 5% more damage with every hit!

I’ve complained about this before, but they definitely shouldn’t still have it. Or at least shouldn’t be the only class that can provide it. Especially with stripping more raid buffs away from other classes. I know that there are a non-zero amount of players out there who feel ‘forced’ into playing a Monk or Demon Hunter for the good of their raid. Whether or not that pressure is all in their head, they don’t want to hurt the group by changing to a class that they might enjoy more.

But yes, Monks used to provide the 5% Stats buff, and no longer do.

Why, it’s you! The person who is reading this answer at this very moment! I hope you have a good day and that you find twenty bucks in a pocket on a pair of pants you haven’t worn in a while.

Don’t tell the others that you’re my favorite though, it’s a secret.

Did you get the meatballs?

How do we know that you really escaped and you’re not just sitting in a forgotten corner of IKEA using one of their inventory computers to talk to the rest of us? You could become the Phantom of IKEA! Surely you could hide in the cabinets and live off of the various Swedish foods in the cafe.

What did you buy? Did it have all of the parts it needed, or are you making a return trip to pick up bracket?

How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb? At least one more than Bacardi because he just stared at it and then complained when my roommate didn’t put him down fast enough. Maybe if you shed a little light on the situation Bacardi would reward you with extra special loot.

Today’s Anna Earworm™: Have You Ever Seen the Rain

This has been your short Queue for the long weekend, make sure to leave Anna with lots of questions for tomorrow!