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Cory Taylor

Cory Taylor @CoryjTaylor — Cory comes from the Land of Ice and Snow, an avid Blizzard fan he's been hooked since Warcraft 2. He spends his time in Warcraft as a Guardian Druid, and out of Warcraft wishing he could spend 6 months out of the year hibernating.


The Queue: Far from home

I’m staying at my Mom’s house while she is taking a big trip. Feeding the fish, watering the lawn, and mowing said watered lawn. Y’know, house stuff. Don’t worry, Bacardi has my roommate looking after him and making sure he gets his soups and feasts most fancy.

It’s not even that far away from my house, but I always like to play it up — which annoys my favorite person a little bit. I know it’s only 25 minutes away, but that’s like forever!

While I figure out what I didn’t pack along with me, it’s time for — The Queue


The Queue: Oh what a day, what a lovely day!

It’s both Canada Day and Independence Day this week!

A good portion of North America is about to go to a big party and play in the sun while maybe blowing up a small portion of their country. All I’m most reminded of right now is that I don’t really have a Canada Day outfit that’s all red and white, so I guess my red shorts will have to do. If it wasn’t going to be super hot, I could wear my hockey jersey, which is about as Canadian as anything. It would’ve been more Canadian if the Oilers had won, but alas.

While I go and try and put a good outfit together, it’s time for — The Queue!


The Queue: Welcome to Summer

A full season of fun in the sun! Or if you’re in Canada, a full month of fun in the sun, and then we’ll be back to a chill in the air. That’s if we’re lucky! We could also spend the whole time under a smoky sky from wildfires nearby.

That’s a problem for future us to deal with, until then it’s time for a nice relaxing beach day!

While I get extra sunscreen, it’s time for — The Queue!


The Queue: Just a regular monday

It’s just a regular old Monday. You’ve asked questions, and I’ve answered them. I haven’t even said anything as wildly contentious as I did last week! Although I still stand by it, some of those classes could lose a bit of extra weight in their midsection.

While I pour myself a big cup of coffee, it’s time for — The Queue!


The Queue: Collector’s Edition

Check out my new, slightly used copy of Warcraft 3’s collector’s edition! It’s so shiny and full of great art and fun little side bits.

I got it for a song and a half, too, so I’m pretty happy to have it up on my shelf. It’s even got the original CD key, so I wonder if I could install it on a computer without the internet and play the very base version of the game before all of the patches and such tweaked things. It’d be interesting to find out!

While I see if I still have a computer with a cd tray, it’s time for — The Queue!


The Queue: psilent pletter

Psilent pletters are fun! Pespecially when you put them in places they don’t normally pbelong.

Who can even tell that they’re there? They’re psilent!

Of course, psilent just looks like someone with some psi-abilities, so maybe I need to find better words to give a silent p to.

Pwhile I psearch the pdictionary for more pwords, it’s time for — The pQueue!


The Queue: Would you rather?

As gamers, we’re no strangers to someone or something asking you the question — would you rather? Would you rather have that power up or this one? Would you rather save Ashley or Kaiden? Would you rather take the hard route or the ultra-nightmare route?

All of this has been on my mind since I found this little tin of pre-written questions at a bookstore event today. It’s just 50 little cards, and there have been some tough ones and not-so-tough ones. Unsurprisingly, my girlfriend, a proud owner of a big St. Bernard, would rather find herself in a room full of giant puppies instead of kittens. Being able to only read the first or last page of every book was a bit of a tougher one, though — I went with the first page, you can build out so much more of a story from there!

Would you rather read the Queue, or take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed, and believe whatever you want to believe.

I mean, I know if you’ve come this far, what the likely answer is — let’s Queue!


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