Cory Taylor

It’s my birthday! Today, this very day!

Of course, if you want to have a week-long celebration to properly observe it, I won’t stop you. Just make sure you watch lots of spooky things and tell someone a joke. Jokes and spooky things sum me up pretty well now that I think of it. Here’s a couple just for you, guaranteed groaners.

How do you know when a skeleton is sick? It runs a high femur!

Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? It really raises their spirits!

While I think of some more wonderful spooky puns, it’s time for our daily question and answer column — The Queue!

Happy Thanksgiving!

I’m thankful for the amount of turkey and gravy I was able to eat. I’m also thankful for all of you here reading this right now! You all rock.

While I go take a post-turkey nap, it’s time for our daily question-and-answer column — The Queue!

Oh, fine, you all convinced me. I’ll try out the fancy new Elves in Warcraft: Forever. 

Of course, the first step is coming up with a good name, and after I couldn’t be Tobias Fünke, Ursus Ursus, or Trucka Saurus, I had to settle on Lookout Itsabear. I’ve only just gotten to the second hub in their starting area, but it’s already such a weird mix of familiar and new. It’s been so long since I leveled a character without immediately covering it in heirlooms and spending money that it’s been a fun throwback.

Will I start up another Skyborne Elf when the game comes out? I don’t know, but until then I’ll keep poking around the Azeroth of old.

While I sit and drink some of this sparkling water to get my mana back, again, it’s time for our daily question and answer column — The Queue!

There just aren’t enough hours in the day. Plus, sometimes you have to go to work so you can afford to live and buy food and stuff.

If only I had time powers like the Bronze Dragonflight. I’d probably waste them, but it would be fun!

While I try to travel through time, it’s time for our daily question and answer column — The Queue!

Sometimes the muse strikes

no not the rock and roll band

inspiration fool

 

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When I was telling Liz that I wouldn’t be able to contribute much to BlizzCon coverage, but I would jump on if there was a Heroes of the Storm announcement, I didn’t expect to have to get to work for the first major news out of the opening ceremonies! I also told her that the article would just be me laughing and then end with an “I told you so.” However, I did manage to contain myself just enough that I kept all of my “I told you so” moments to Discord chats.

Heroes is back, baby! I’ve got my Xal’atath bundle bought, my PTR updated so when she goes live today I can jump on, and I’m ready to shout from the mountaintops that this game continues to deserve your support. It’s the best thing in the MOBA space, hands down, and I love it so much. It’s wonderful to see support for it from the highest point of Blizzard, and it was great to see the crowd pack the seats for the exhibition match between Gen.G. and Dignitas.

While I go hang out in the Nexus, it’s time for — The Queue!

For the first time in six years, Heroes of the Storm is getting a brand new character: Xal'atath, the Harbinger of the Void, will be joining the roster!

This Peon makes some excellent points, and I would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

While I dodge the overseer’s boot, it’s time for our daily question-and-answer column — The Queue!

The second week of the Race to World First is complete, and our top three guilds have fought their way to the last boss.

I had a chest cold a week ago, and the cough is still holding on. I’m fine, except for the hacking and coughing every once in a while. It’s only really bad when I lie down, and who spends their evenings lying down? Sleep is overrated, I’ve heard, anyway.

While I look into replacement lungs, it’s time for our daily question and answer column — The Queue!