The Queue: psilent pletter

Psilent pletters are fun! Pespecially when you put them in places they don’t normally pbelong.

Who can even tell that they’re there? They’re psilent!

Of course, psilent just looks like someone with some psi-abilities, so maybe I need to find better words to give a silent p to.

Pwhile I psearch the pdictionary for more pwords, it’s time for — The pQueue!

I get some recurring work dreams, but that’s because I spend so much time there. Usually, it’s an annoying work dream involving whatever annoying conference setup I’ve got to do soon. Or the one time where I invented a whole new kind of laptop in my dream that had a CD player with a top-loading hinged lid like a Discman right next to the trackpad. A piece of tech that I’m pretty sure has never existed, because that would be silly!

Sometimes I dream about the big water park near here, but that’s always been more of a fantastical story kind of setting. I could draw a floor plan, but that’s only because it’s basically the same as it is in real life. I haven’t invented a new location in my head.

All I know is that I definitely don’t dream of seven decrepit houses on the edge of a dark forest, and the secrets that lay buried beneath them. I certainly don’t dream of the light in one of their windows beckoning me closer and inviting me to lay my head under its roof.

Cooking!

I’d love to know how many times I’ve made a dish, or if I’ve created a totally new, unheard-of dish. I’d also like an achievement for every time I almost cut a finger off or burn myself while cooking. I’d especially like to know if it truly was fit for the Queen!

Maybe not entirely achievement-based, but at the very least, statistics! Those would be so interesting — for like a week, then I’d probably go back to ignoring them.

Have fun storming the (sand) castle!

• New Corygrimmar
• New Oldtown
• Old Newtown
• I can’t believe it’s not Dwarven District
• Queuesville, Azeroth. Population: Queue

I mean, I know which one of those I’m leaning towards as your tyrannical benevolent dictator. I could be open to more suggestions, though. For the right price.

As someone who usually tends towards drinking weird things over eating weird things, I’m gonna have to say Punch-Saron. He just looks so happy as a bowl of punch! You could even say he’s pleased as punch.

Meanwhile, Yogg-Ramen seems angry to be trapped as noodles. That’s definitely a vengeful bowl of soup if I’ve ever seen one.

Does food made from Old God make you just as insane as the actual Old God? Somehow more insane?

Even if I’ve had a big lunch with a lot of bread in it? Ah, I see.

Is posing questions like this and then answering them a sentence later a sure sign that I don’t even need to eat Old God foods to have a touch of madness come over me? Hup ehyeog bite ot r’luhhor mgehye’lloig radiates outwards llll timeline epgoka uh’eor mgehye’lloig ph’ ymg’ whole lw’nafh. Ahh ahor ymg’ bug mg’lloig if ymg”ve syha’h mgepah mg’lloig 

Today’s Bacardi has been basking in the sun all day and is more than charged up to provide you with some extra good luck. This could be the week that really makes you feel good about your Great Vault! It could also be the week that further reinforces every opinion you’ve ever had about the Great Vault. That’s the problem with luck, it can sometimes never be enough.

Would you rather?

One million dollars will be yours if you post a selfie every time you eat a meal for the rest of your life.

Or!

One million dollars will be yours if you never check social media ever again

Today’s Anna Earworm™: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)

Be good out there, folks! Be good in here too and leave Anna lots of questions for tomorrow! Maybe questions about Mac and Cheese?