The Queue: I love bulleted lists

Why?

• They make it easier to organize my thoughts
• Often I sit down and use a bulleted list to group together related ideas
  • For example, using a subsidiary bullet to list an idea complimentary to a previous full bullet point
  • Like you could have a bullet saying Theropods and then several sub-bullets like Extinct Theropods with all the various groups like:
    • Carcharadontosaurs
    • Ceratosaurs
    • Megalosaurs
    • Coelurosaurs
      • Extinct Coelurosaurs
      • Extant Coelurosaurs aka birds

Now, let’s Queue this.

Reasonable guesses on what’s going on:

• Monkey’s Paw
• The Mayan Apocalypse of 2012 was extremely slow acting
• The show Selfie
• Angry fey folk visiting us all in our sleep, and beating us
• Mister Rogers is still dead
• Insufficient amounts of Godzilla

Looks like we’re getting another bulleted list. This one’s in ascending order, meaning that the one I want most is the one I list last.

• Arcana Unleashed — I don’t hate the Forgotten Realms, but several settings I prefer to it are on this list or have been released in previous years. And I’m also not terribly excited by the Red Wizards of Thay.
• Star Wars — Without knowing more than the simple fact of its existence, I’m more in the I’m interested but wary camp for now.
• World of Warcraft — I think this one’s pretty obvious and finally my Night Elf Paladin will be real.
• Greyhawk: Crown of the Witch Queen — Look, I’m a total sucker for Greyhawk. The fact that this is above the WoW book should tell you that.
• Dark Sun — Been waiting for 5e to take a crack at the Burnt World of Athas since 2016.

Another bulleted list! We’re going crazy! Once again in ascending order, although I love all of them equally

• Brian Wilson
• The Old Apartment
• Jane
• Spider in My Room
• Pinch Me
• If I had $1000000

• Yes
• Wait, that was a question with two options.
• You should just sell the Voidcores unless you’re trying to gear up an offspec or something.
• There, we got the requisite number of bullet points to slake our dark thirst.

I love a lot of memes, here’s a few of my favorites:

• Anything with the Doom Slayer and Isabelle.
• Godzilla napping in the Colosseum
• Pretty much any meme with Dinosaurs in it
  • Especially the one with the T-Rex realizing he can’t clap his hands
  • Or the one with the human standing there waving next to a whole lot of enormous carnivorous Theropod dinos and the caption Why are you waving? Run!
• This meme with Warduke from D&D because it has Warduke from D&D.
• Leeeeroy Jenkinnns

That’s the Queue for today. If y’all want to help me out, next Wednesday you could ask me some questions about prehistoric animals.