Matthew Rossi

So you're running a D&D game, and you're not sure what you want to do.

Pegomastax was almost certainly not a vampire. I mean, it had weird, elongated fangs, especially for an herbivore, but it was almost certainly a normal member of the Heterodontosauridae and not a vampire. Which is good, because if it were a vampire, it might well have survived all the way to the present day and then you’d have to worry about a vampire with 65 million or so years of experience coming after you when you slept.

With all that experience you would never hear it until it had those teeth in your throat.

This is the Queue. Don’t worry, there are no such things as vampire dinosaurs.

Yet.

Okay, so you're finally going to play Diablo 3.

There are all these farms in the Wetlands that are just there.

Yaar, as inexorable as the tides, as surprising as a fully armed galleon blasting a broadside into yer flanks, it's again September 19, also known by you landlubbin' bootlicks as Talk like a Pirate Day. Now, if you want how actual pirates spoke, there was probably a lot more swearing in there.

If you're in the thick of Diablo 3's Season 18, you may be wondering: when am I going to have to get serious about wrapping up my Seasonal Journey?

Just as an update for y'all leaving comments on Wowhead -- nope, I still don't have my shoulders.

That’s right, I’m paraphrasing the Bhagavad Gita by way of J. Robert Oppenheimer.

We will now commence.

Yesterday, within two hours, I saw articles talking about a Battlestar Galactica reboot and then this tweet from Variety claiming that the CEO of Sony Pictures, Tony Vinciquerra, told them he knows famous people who want to redo the Princess Bride.

There are rumors swirling around about what we might get at this year's BlizzCon -- everything from Diablo 4 and Overwatch 2 to a potential WoW expansion announcement.