Elizabeth Wachowski

"It's been a while since Spectacular Death on Llane (US-A) provided an answer to a question you didn't know you had," writes submitter Gimmlette.

At last.

"After the update this week, I found that the gnomes guarding my garrison were getting a little ...

Are we all present and accounted for?

Frequent submitter Gimmlette begins today's entry with a quote from Jarod Kintz: "'A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet.' That's particularly true in Spectacular Death (A-Llane).

Submitter Tumblestock of Black Dragonflight (US-A) writes, "My dwarf hunter finally made it to Draenor, but was a bit delayed due to a bizarre dimensional detour; as a result, he wasn't ready to fly on Tuesday with everyone else.

My existence is a hellish nightmare.

Submitter Zyloluma of Llane (US-) writes, "This is a true story!  Not a staged picture, that is where I really, truly ended up!

Submitter EmmaEverley of Earthen Ring (US-A) writes, "My paladin and her druid friend are just sitting enjoying the view from the shipyard lighthouse.

Submitter Jondrette of Bartleby and Waltham Co on Wyrmrest Accord (US-A) writes, "Due to an unfortunate mishap with some gnomish technology, I found myself turned into a seal and promptly indoctrinated into a small tribe of other seals." They rapidly turned to violence to survive on the mean streets of Stormwind, and were soon the undisputed crime lords of the city.