Elizabeth Wachowski

After a bad breakup, submitter Valexion of United and Honored on Blade's Edge (US-A) just wants to be able to mope around his garrison for a while. Unfortunately, his personal cheery little bluebirds of happiness won't leave him alone, the skies are clear and sunny, and the flowers are in bloom.

Today's submitter writes, "Glaras of the Queue on Nesingwary (US-A) contemplates a now unused portal in the Twilight Grove in Duskwood.

Submitter Savvymark of Hyjal (US-H) was trying to solo 25-man heroic Icecrown Citadel when she was felled by a spear thrown by Sister Svalna.

My cellmate was right. The Black Temple is a great place to hang out when the guards are after you. It's practically deserted! All I had to do is kill the dude with the blindfold and the sweet daggers, and now I've got this rooftop apartment all to myself.

"Minaithelan of Spectacular Death on Llane (US-A) kept telling us the pet food he was being sent was a bit 'off'," writes guild leader Gimmlette.

Okay, I'm guessing this might be a reference to Half-Life or Halo or one of those other games that I never got around to playing in high school, but to me, this looks like a ghost person brandishing an axe. So you know what that means. That's right. FALLOUT 4 CONFIRMED.

Ragnaros yells: TOO SOON! YOU HAVE TAKEN THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL TOO SOON, EXECUTUS! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS INEXCUSABLE ERROR?

After years of dealing with unwanted intruders, the Curator of Karazhan is not willing to mess around. Submitter Lyssá of Decoden on Aszune recorded the machine's interactions with her.

"Random graves aren't anything new in the game," writes submitter Gimmlette of Spectacular Death on Llane (US-A). "It's not unusual to find the eternal resting place of someone or something anywhere around the world. This one is above Ironforge, on the top of the mountain from which the city is carved."

Thankfully, Tarma had enough time to look at pictures of Ony's thousands of grandchildren, which made the aging broodmother feel a little better.