Elizabeth Wachowski

"When my warlock brought all her proto-drakes with her through the Dark Portal, she didn't get Khadgar's memo about no flying mounts," writes submitter Worgzara of Azeroths Knights on Stormwind (US-A).

"I don't know what it is about the Alliance 'capital' of Stormshield, but it's grown on me," writes submitter Saik. "Maybe it's that it's on another planet. Maybe it's the dirty roads and its busy atmosphere."

"While searching for new pets in the Black Temple, my evil paladin discovered an unexpected business opportunity," writes submitter Tabynyea of DA Kazoku on Zangarmarsh (US-H).

Why not give him a trial run? If he's a good leader, the Horde will be stronger; if he's a bad leader, Saurfang gets rabbit stew and scrambled eggs for dinner tonight. It's a win-win situation!

Submitter Jibbi has a heartwarming Winter Veil story to share.

Has previous submitter Darius inadvertently started a meme? Draenei shaman Osephala of Velen (US-A) is the latest to get in on the trend of taking a S.E.L.F.I.E. while about to fall to one's doom.

"Okay, yeah, Delvar is supposed to be my bodyguard, but this is just silly," writes submitter Arugadh of Deep Forest Caravan on Wyrmrest Accord (US-A). "He seems to think that keeping me safe means standing as close as possible, no matter where I’m at. I mean, how likely is it that I’m going to be assassinated in my own garrison?"

Or space goat's best friend or whatnot.

"This is why we can't have nice things!" exclaims submitter Darby. "You try to raise an undead army of mighty heroes and someone comes along and breaks your sword! Boys, just say sorry to each other and let's go get some ICC cream for dessert!"

Submitter Soeurlouve of GrandGalacticInquisitor on Llane (US-A) found herself cornered by two enemy tauren, one of whom was wielding a fearsome baguette for a weapon. What's a lowbie worgen to do when outnumbered by the Horde? Why, pull out her Alterac Brew-Pup, of course!