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When I was seven months pregnant, I drove half an hour at 11 p.m on a Saturday night into one of the worst neighborhoods in the next city over from me just to stock up on Twisted Tornado. Don't even ask me how far I drove for a loaded baked potato with extra sour cream and no cheese.

Submitter Coral decided to use some spare time in her garrison to re-enact the famous Budweiser Frogs commercial from 1995.

That's a very specific age to put on a race that can easily make it to the quintuple digits, and may in fact be immortal. I'd be more impressed if the web site noticed the ashen skin and blue lips and suggested she seek medical attention.

"Dating pro-tip: Keep quiet, nod and smile." Or, y'know, don't try to pull off jokes from fifty year old Borscht Belt routines unless you have Milton Berle's legendary ... uh, comedic prowess.

"It's always bittersweet when one of our guild members gets deployed," writes submitter Gimmlette of Spectacular Death on Llane (US-A).

"Tonight I was extremely lucky in looting the Solar Spirehawk from Rukhmar," writes submitter Marconin of Convert to Raid Galleon on Aerie Peak (US-A).

I am so incredibly disappointed in this prison. From what I saw on Orange Is the New Black, I was expecting drama! Intrigue! Passion! Girls with secretary glasses and arm tattoos kissing other girls!

Listen, I'm not trying to dictate anyone's taste in music. I understand that everyone likes different things. Heck, I had "I Wanna Be Rich" by Calloway on my iPhone for about two years, until the shame of it finally broke me.

"I really enjoy invasions," writes submitter Gimmlette of Spectacular Death on Llane (US-A).

Has submitter Neckburns of Gilneas (US-H) been taking riding lessons from Patsy in Monty Python and the Holy Grail?