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"I was flying through Outland on my way to do the Netherwing quests (and what a painful questline, oh my God) and the lighting in Terokkar Forest happened to catch my eye," writes submitter Augrumn of Iron Edge Clan on Moon Guard (US-H).

I think I had beer-basted dwarf back home in Wisconsin once. Or it might have been calamari. It's hard to know exactly what you're eating after a few Leinenkugel's and a basket of cheese curds.

"If you're looking to get the achievement "Azeroth's Top Twenty" and unlock your portable audiophone, you want to do the quick and easily obtained scrolls first," writes submitter Gimmlette.

"After a long day of fishing up lunkers and Lunarfall Carp, you just want to go take a nice long nap back at the garrison," writes submitter Arugadh of Deep Forest Caravan on Wyrmrest Accord (US-A).

"Apparently, shaman get hungry and lazy while in Ghost Wolf form," writes submitter Zadji of Pirate Scum on Suramar (US-A). "Instead of burning calories schlepping around Talador himself, Zadji hopped on a talbuk taxi and, at some point during the ride, decided to see if he could snack on a bit of talbuk brain."

Hey! Our gnome jokes on this column are sophisticated and refined, not stupid. And if you say otherwise, I will fight you in the pit.

I remember what my Shaman and my Paladin looked like in their first few days of existence after The Burning Crusade, but I have to be content with memories; I can't show anyone.

Submitter Mortanix of Mature Content on Whisperwind (US-A) writes, "After watching the newest trailer for Jurassic World and seeing Chris Pratt's character riding with raptors at his side, I was so impressed with how cool the idea of hunting with a pack of raptors would be that I went to Gorgrond, tamed a beautiful emerald raptor, and got myself a pack of raptors ready to take on the jungles of Tanaan! Look out Iron Horde! I'm bringing the heat: Jurassic style!"

"I knew California was in the middle of a drought, but seriously, did Blizzard have to turn off the streams in Tanaan?" asks submitter Lib. "I don't like it when my wolf has to drink straight from a waterfall. It's bad enough that I can't bathe, but having to smell wet dog is just too much."

"My night elf hunter was feeling a bit smug after downing this worm on his various mounts," writes submitter Thalarr of Never Tell Us the Odds on Undermine (US-A). "Little did he know the worm was laughing at him -- or more precisely at his ridiculous hair debacle."