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Submitter Lanse of Moon Guard (US-A) is used to ticking off the Stormwind guards -- he is a rogue, after all, and they don't look kindly on pickpocketing. But he underestimated exactly how much they had invested in his capture.

Listen, if you want to dangle your feet in the forbidden waters of interspecies love, go for it. I wish you the best of luck. But if you're married, do try and use a little bit of discretion -- and a lot of protection.