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Video GamesMar 5, 2026 11:00 am CT

Turnip Boy Robs a Bank isn’t just a nightmare I had one time, it’s also the free Epic Games Store game this week

Turnip Boy isn’t just a felon and a menace, he’s also the star of this week’s free game on the Epic Games Store.

  • Turnip Boy Robs a Bank
    • Release Date: January 18, 2024
    • Game Type: Action Adventure, Heist
    • POV: 3rd person, top down
    • Party: Single Player
    • DLC: None, though this is a sequel.

Honestly, as soon as you read the title you knew whether or not you’d want to play this game. You play as a Turnip Boy, and he robs a bank. All your friends are vegetables. Turnip Boy has a gun, a haunted brick, and C4, so it should go fine.

This game has some decent gameplay, while you explore the bank and get into an old timey Bonnie and Clyde-style shootout with the cops from time to time. But the real draw is obviously just how off the wall the entire premise is. It’s basically Hades if Zagreus was a felonious rutabaga. It does play a little more action-y than the original title, but the difficulty isn’t overly punishing for the OG fans of Turnip Boy. May he have many sequels to come.

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