Liz Patt

Liz Patt @lizexmachina — Liz is a collection of cat gifs and coffee masquerading as a person. She tried to escape World of Warcraft multiple times, but it kept calling her back with its siren song. Liz now plays every Blizzard title she can get her hands on and plans to sleep someday. She is owned by three cats who resent all time she spends playing games instead of petting them.

Cute!

Meet Caretta, the resident sea turtle (and reptilian agent of chaos) of the deepest ocean tank in North America

by Liz Patt on December 1, 2025 at 5:00pm @lizexmachina

During a recent trip, I had time to visit one of the many aquariums found across the United States.

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Diablo

When does Diablo 4 Season 10 end and Season 11 begin? Prepare to tackle the Lesser Evils beginning December 11!

by Liz Patt on December 1, 2025 at 9:00am @lizexmachina

Diablo 4 Season 10, the Season of Infernal Chaos, has been an absolute blast for players, especially those who like to experiment with different Legendary items (courtesy of Chaos Armor).

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When does Diablo 3 Season 36 end and Season 37 start? It’s Kanai’s Cube-o-Rama again, beginning December 5, 2025!

by Liz Patt on November 13, 2025 at 9:00am @lizexmachina

Diablo 3 Season 36 holds the distinction of being the first to have a theme return for a season since the title went into maintenance mode.

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Midnight

The World of Warcraft: Midnight beta test is now live (if laggy), so get ready to file those bug reports

by Liz Patt on November 11, 2025 at 2:30pm @lizexmachina

We've been looking forward to the beta test for World of Warcraft: Midnight, to get a better look at the game (and what some of its features look like with more players).

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Cute!

Cuteness is getting a little poke-y this week as we celebrate porcupines

by Liz Patt on November 10, 2025 at 3:00pm @lizexmachina

Happy Monday, Watchers!

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Seven videos of baby pygmy hippo Mars sitting down when zookeepers (and mom) wanted him to stand up

by Liz Patt on November 3, 2025 at 3:00pm @lizexmachina

Watchers, it may be Monday (and thus, full of suffering), but we can still find ways to enjoy ourselves.

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Midnight

Set on a table is a wooden mug carved with the words, Home Sweet Home.

Midnight Player Housing test on the WoW patch 11.2.7 PTR is now over

by Liz Patt on October 31, 2025 at 8:00pm @lizexmachina

Player Housing is a long-desired feature in World of Warcraft, and there was certainly some unhappiness when the Blizzard team announced that the feature required would require you to own Midnight to try it out.

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Enjoy eight years of Fiona the hippo and friends embracing their HallZooween treats at the Cincinnati Zoo

by Liz Patt on October 27, 2025 at 3:00pm @lizexmachina

Friends, it’s essential to enjoy your seasonal favorites as the days grow shorter and the weather grows colder.

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Diablo

Every major change coming in Diablo 4’s patch 2.5.0, launching December 11

by Liz Patt on October 22, 2025 at 3:00pm @lizexmachina

Diablo 4 patch 2.5.0 is coming, and with it comes a slew of changes (for both Seasonal and Eternal servers) that frankly, read as pretty frustrating to the casual player initially.

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