Matthew Rossi
The Queue: I wish that I had Karlach’s hair
Where can I find a Fauxhawk like that, I want Karlach’s hair.
The Queue: Startled Gasp
I don’t know why I can rewatch the opening cinematic for Diablo 4 and catch new things I love every time. Small things, like the frustrated sigh and startled gasp captions when your character finds their no longer alive horse with its innards outer.
This is the Queue. Torment 1 wasn’t that hard to unlock, but I’m not looking forward to Torment 2.
Mike Morhaime’s Dreamhaven has a potential cozy hit on its hands with Sunderfolk, the cutest freaking Tactical RPG I have ever seen
The Queue: I love Diablo 4 even more now
All I have done since I closed the podcast this Tuesday is play Diablo 4, use the potty, shovel emergency food into my craw so I can continue to play Diablo 4, and love my wife. And that last one I don’t have to think about because she’s the only thing I love more than Diablo 4 right now. My cat and dog are on par with it, and the rest? Well, I’m sure it’s all very nice. But I don’t have a giant winged hat or glowing tattoos all over my body in real life, much less blow up demons with blood orbs.
Anyway, let’s get this Queue done so I can go back to Sanctuary and see just how bad Neyrelle has screwed this all up.
The Queue: Everything is glowing and shooting at me
Shattered Space is a real paradigm shift of a DLC, it takes the standard Starfield experience and treats it like that weird cube the Cenobites have in the Hellraiser films. Now, I’m not saying it’s a genre altering masterwork — in a lot of ways, it’s as quirky and weird as Bethesda games always are. It has weird bugs and weird bugs, glowing people trying to kill me, and a whole lot of desperate people who are willing to believe their big snakey god has sent me despite all the evidence that trusting me is an absolute mistake.
It’s the Queue. I keep shooting ghosts and hoping for the best.
The gameplay basics to know about Dragon Age: Veilguard (so you can spend more time choosing the best hairstyle in the character creator)
The Queue: I am partially fused with infinity
You’re riding a huge cat! And stars are falling all around you!
Hey, y’all. It’s The Queue. Shattered Space is out next Monday. Sadly, I cannot afford it — I had to choose, and I chose Vessel of Hatred. Plus Dragon Age: The Veilguard will be out soon. I’m sorry, Shattered Space, but I am not a Being of Indescribably Power.
Let us do that Queue that you do so well.
Ten things you could buy with $700 instead of a PS5 Pro
The Queue: I love Diablo 4
I’ve basically been singing I love Diablo 4 to the tune of Joan Jett and the Blackheart’s I love Rock and Roll. I do this while playing, you guessed it, Diablo 4. I have played a lot of ARPG’s over the years — Wolcen, Last Epoch, Grim Dawn, Darksiders Genesis — and while I think Darksiders may be one of the best ARPG’s ever created, I still seem to be absolutely in love with Diablo 4.
Anyway, yeah, been playing a lot of D4 this week.