BlizzCaps
BlizzCaps: I demand to be taken seriously
"After a long day of fishing up lunkers and Lunarfall Carp, you just want to go take a nice long nap back at the garrison," writes submitter Arugadh of Deep Forest Caravan on Wyrmrest Accord (US-A).
BlizzCaps: Hungry like the wolf
"Apparently, shaman get hungry and lazy while in Ghost Wolf form," writes submitter Zadji of Pirate Scum on Suramar (US-A). "Instead of burning calories schlepping around Talador himself, Zadji hopped on a talbuk taxi and, at some point during the ride, decided to see if he could snack on a bit of talbuk brain."
BlizzCaps: I’m so excited! I’m so … scared
Hey! Our gnome jokes on this column are sophisticated and refined, not stupid. And if you say otherwise, I will fight you in the pit.
BlizzCaps: Hold onto your butts!
Submitter Mortanix of Mature Content on Whisperwind (US-A) writes, "After watching the newest trailer for Jurassic World and seeing Chris Pratt's character riding with raptors at his side, I was so impressed with how cool the idea of hunting with a pack of raptors would be that I went to Gorgrond, tamed a beautiful emerald raptor, and got myself a pack of raptors ready to take on the jungles of Tanaan! Look out Iron Horde! I'm bringing the heat: Jurassic style!"
BlizzCaps: I start to complain that there’s no rain
"I knew California was in the middle of a drought, but seriously, did Blizzard have to turn off the streams in Tanaan?" asks submitter Lib. "I don't like it when my wolf has to drink straight from a waterfall. It's bad enough that I can't bathe, but having to smell wet dog is just too much."
BlizzCaps: Where once there was a yacht, now there is naught!
"I've known this was here, off the edge of Netherstorm, since The Burning Crusade," writes submitter Heilandcoo of Deathtacular on Llane (US-H).
BlizzCaps: What are you laughing at?
"My night elf hunter was feeling a bit smug after downing this worm on his various mounts," writes submitter Thalarr of Never Tell Us the Odds on Undermine (US-A). "Little did he know the worm was laughing at him -- or more precisely at his ridiculous hair debacle."
BlizzCaps: The abyss gazes also into you
It turns out that all of our recent meddling with time has created a parallel universe version of our toons. And like all parallel universe residents, Manmade's doppelganger is pure evil. And has a mustache.
BlizzCaps: A motley crew
"I'm not much of a pet battler so I don't have a wide variety of pets at level 25," writes submitter Gimmlette of Spectacular Death on Llane (US-A). "But I do check to see what battle pets are waiting for me, hoping they can rofflestomp the few I have available."
BlizzCaps: All flights are grounded indefinitely
"When my warlock brought all her proto-drakes with her through the Dark Portal, she didn't get Khadgar's memo about no flying mounts," writes submitter Worgzara of Azeroths Knights on Stormwind (US-A).