Itchpocalypse

I’m writing this less than 24 hours after my eye injections, and while they were much less painful than they usually are — admittedly, I did kind of say just hit me with all the freezing drops you have and the very nice nurse proceeded to treat my eyes like the freezing agent was parmesan and we were at an Olive Garden — I am now experiencing what I call the Itchpocalypse.