The Queue: A Zhevra with no hooves answers your questions
@MatthewWRossi
I’m just kidding. I have hooves.
I just won’t drop any for you.
So if black or white studded belts are the poster child for Hot Topic, what would Off Topic’s poster child be?
I’m a black and white striped fantasy equiform. I don’t really do fashion, as a general rule. Or I’m extremely fashionable, depending on how you view being black and white striped.
Q4tQ: Do you blow up the same Crown Chemical Wagon every time you do the Crushing the Crown daily?
I’m really too busy waiting in the graveyard for my res timer so I can respawn and refuse to drop hooves for Horde players in the Barrens to do Crown Chemical this year, sorry.
Q4tQ: Where do y’all do most of your Que reading?
I’m asking because I’ve locked myself in the bathroom to save my delicious chips from an insatiable 18-month-old who is sticking his fingers under the door as we speak. So…I’m just curious…
Remember that graveyard just south of the Crossroads? That’s where us quest mobs wait to respawn. I read most of it there.
Q4TQ:
Whats one power from your Artifact that you wished could transfer over to our Necklace? As Ret – it would have to be being able to have my Divine Storm launch out in the direction I’m facing when I use it. I miss that.
Zhevra got the artifact power to not have hooves when we die.
Q4tRossi: I invented a new talent tier for warriors, pls pick one.
1) You sprout dragon wings, clearing roots and snares, gaining flight and 150% moved speed for 3 seconds (45 sec cooldown)
2)Bull rush: You sprint forward recklessly at with a 100% move speed bonus. Colliding with enemies deals damage and knocks them into the air. Colliding with allies removes snares and roots. Each collision reduces your speed bonus by 20%. Lasts 10 seconds. 2 minute cooldown.
3)NOW YOU’RE MAKING ME ANGRY: Suffering from stuns and roots applies a stacking buff for 3% melee damage and speed. Lasts 20 seconds, new stacks refresh duration, maximum 5 stacks.
Since Rossi’s not here, I guess I’ll pick one. The first one, the wings, seems like it would make it harder to kill me and potentially get my hooves (you won’t, though) so I’ll go with that one.
Got into a TW on my warrior. Black Morass. Okay, not bad. Get past the first boss just fine, no drama. Get to second boss. Healer dies. Pally tank pops their bubble. Guess who gets aggro? That’s right, my warrior. Naturally I die, and then the warlock also dies.
Thankfully we can release. So we release and run back. Just as we get back, the pally goes down and the hunter pulls the boss too far from it’s portal, so the boss resets. And then the healer – the healer WHO WAS THE FIRST TO DIE – had the gall to ask why *we* kept dying and tell us to use defensives.
Disc, please. You died first. Where were your defenses, huh?
This is why being a Zhevra is awesome. I literally spend all my time not satisfying the desires of players who want something from me and none of my time being berated by a jerk who died first.
I will not give you my hooves.
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