The Queue

Every time I go to the grocery store I immediately want to eat everything I just purchased. As such, my lunch today is a mini croissant, a couple strawberries, some cheese, a few fritos, and a handful of chocolate chips. Is it a meal? Is it a snack? Who knows, but I’m sure my blood pressure has something to say about it!

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us the questions and we’ll supply the answers as we sit on our desk with a small bowl of salt and pepper cashews (they were on sale this week!).

I went to a home renovation tradeshow over the weekend, and it hit me after that it would’ve been the perfect place to sneak a little Warcraft housing booth into! There could be a huge market for people who want to use it for basic housing design work. It certainly wouldn’t be any more out of place than the candy booth(s), or the free caricaturist.

I’m sure that there would be a few confused people, but imagine the joy on some kids faces as they got something fun to do while their parents go and learn about drywall repair!

While I take my ideas straight to the top of the Blizzard marketing division, it’s time for our daily question and answer column — The Queue!

There’s a lot going on in WoW right now, so it’s no surprise that we got a lot of questions about things that are currently going on in the game. Welcome back weekend! Housing! More housing! Midnight questing! Midnight catch up event!

This our daily Q&A column, and it’s called The Queue. You ask the questions, we provide the answers. Let’s boogie, players.

There sure is a lot going on right now all of a sudden, all of which I know the details of, because I definitely did not write this well in advance to be ready for an onslaught of news. Being prepared in advance does not sound at all like me.

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us questions and we definitely know what the answers are gonna be?

I never exactly planned to put a Dark Portal in my front yard, but now that I know I’ll be able to get one, of course I am going to put a Dark Portal in my front yard. There’s no greater status symbol than to show off to your neighbors that you have your own Dark Portal.

But then, of course, when all of my neighbors have a Dark Portal it’s not going to be cool anymore and I’ll have to find something else. But for this little slice of time, I will cherish this Dark Portal of my very own.

This is the Queue, our daily Q&A column where we answer your questions and get sentimental about pieces of Azerothian architecture. Let’s get to it!

It’s funny. It seems like almost nothing makes me more tired than having a few days where I’m forced to essentially do nothing. Not sure if my body just really likes doing nothing, or if it just kinda… gives in, and tries to catch up, but man, I’m feeling it today.

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us the questions and we’ll… get around to answering at some point, after we lie down for just a second.

I’ve just come from a big tour of the local craft brewery scene, and boy, are my arms tired! For my second year in a row, and fourth overall, the local brewers have put on a celebration of the weirdest beers that they can make. I’ve drank cricket beer, ice cream beer, and ice cream float beer, donut beer, chicken wing beer, and even an absinthe barleywine! One of them was garnished with a scorpion! Unfortunately, I wasn’t one of the first 100 people to show up for prizes, so I didn’t get a cool medal — but I think I made the right choice to not stand outside longer in -20 °C weather for that. It was a long, strange, and strangely delicious trip. Nothing was truly awful, and the ice cream beers were really good, although I could do without crickets floating in my drink. I can’t wait to see what they get up to next year!

While I take a much-needed drink of water, it’s time for our daily question and answer column — The Queue!

Cold? Me? Nah.

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us questions and we’re just gonna take a little nap. Just a lil one. It’s fine, we’re fine. No, it’s not that cold. Hand me my oodie, would you?

If you’ve ever seen the episode of Justice League where Darkseid stomps on Superman’s face and Superman shoots heat vision through his foot? That’s my foot right now.

Welcome to this post-patch Wednesday. Is it not glorious? A fresh beautiful day with new content before us…

… and LUA errors… and missing addons… and missing talents, missing transmog, crashes, extra downtime, and…

Okay, maybe it’s just an average Monday morning that moved to a Wednesday. But we have to make the best of what we have.

This is the Queue, our daily Q&A column where we answer your questions and everyone wonders why we’re having a random Wednesday afternoon maintenance. Let’s chat.