March Cuteness concludes with squirrels vs the world

I hate squirrels. They are dumb. They are the worst. They are abominations trying to hide their horror with fluffy tails. [Editor’s Note: The opinion of the author does not necessarily represent the views of Blizzard Watch as a whole. Squirrels are cute.]

But I know there are people out there in the world who, for reasons unknown to me, think squirrels are cute. So it seems fitting that on this day, this finale of March Cuteness that falls on April Fool’s Day, it will be the one and only time that I showcase my most despised critter.

Luckily for me, the internet is loaded with videos of squirrels being really bad at life. So I now present to you, squirrels versus the world.

Squirrel vs Mirror

With double the squirrel hilarity!

Squirrel vs Leaf Blower

With bonus chipmunk cameos!

Squirrel vs Bird Feeder: Gravity Edition

With the perfect classical soundtrack!

Squirrel vs Bird Feeder: Slinky Edition

With a little spring in its step!

Squirrel vs Bird Feeder: Rotation Edition

With bonus amazing human commentary!