The Queue: I’m with the Peon

Happy Labor Day to you all!

I hope that you’re being treated well and have a minimum amount of bootarangs being thrown at you today, and all days.

While I go invest in some fresh bootarang insurance, it’s time for — The Queue!

• Sometimes fire/acid/lightning/poison doesn’t hurt you, make sure to jump in every fire/acid vat/sparking wire/viper den you can.
• Large potions aren’t worth using over weak potions; think of all that bag space you’ll save by not carting around a bunch of large items in it.
• Falling is the main point in a game called Fall Guys. You should spend as much time as possible falling off the map, ignoring everything else.
• Money is the root of all evil, so never pick up any gold or cash in games to stop from becoming an evil character.
• Mario is actually allergic to mushrooms.
• Driving games are tied to your actual driver’s insurance. Make sure to never speed or get into accidents.

Anything mindless that I’m really good at — or at least ok at. Looter shooters like Destiny, Borderlands, The Division , or Diablo-style games. Let me just woodchipper my way through demons and faceless badguys galore while getting shiny loot out the wazoo. That’s always good to put a smile on my face!

Somewhere between one and a billion of them. What do we even call a group of pandas? Is it a rolling? A kung fu? A tumbling of pandas? It’s gotta be one of those.

I also have this now! I put many many hours into the original Dawn of War and its various expansions, so I’m so glad that I can give it a few more. So far, I’ve gotten far enough to beat up a big ol Ork Warboss and his giant Squiggoth, which is also surprisingly good at breaking my poor lil Dreadnoughts! They always seem so invincible until they don’t.

I really do hope that Dawn of War 4 winds up being a proper return to form for the series in a way that the third one didn’t quite hit.

Let me get some Gnoll camp aesthetics! Some really rustic hides and sticks tied together.

I would also accept Murloc/Naga for the fishy huts and tiki vibes. Sure, I’d never have a home that didn’t make everything in it slightly damp, but it’d be colorful!

As always, give me housing plots based on the Shadowlands factions and the Old Gods. Some nice and gooey Maldraxxi stuff alongside an eyeball-covered throne that can destroy your sanity if you sit in it too long.

I was at one of those concerts she did with the broken elbow! She is a singer with a voice capable of splitting the planet in two, but I don’t think she’s a villain that would actually do it. Maybe a china shop or two, but not the whole planet. If you want a singer who is both capable of destroying the planet, and has the urge — you’re probably looking for a Joan Jett or Lizzy Hale.

Today’s Bacardi is another drawing by my favoritest person! She really captured his love of snoozing, no matter the location. You also get a bonus St. Bernard! Two noses to boop must mean twice the luck, right?

Would you rather?

Go to a cafe full of cute kittens

Or

Go to a brewpub full of cute puppies

Today’s Anna Earworm™: Working Man Blues

Have an excellent Labor Day! Remember to make Anna’s day tomorrow light on labor by leaving her lots of questions.