Elizabeth Harper

I have to say, it’s very hard to be bored when you’re being chased down by several dozen whelplings. Sure, they’re only baby dragons, but they have so many tiny teeth and a small fireball will scorch you as well as a big one.

But just because I’m not bored doesn’t mean it’s not boring.

Every year the Blizzard Watch (or, before that, WoW Insider) team would sit down before BlizzCon and write up some predictions.

I have questions about some of yesterday’s Queue comments. Questions that are never going to be answered because I am not going to google them. But I think I’m going to blame Mitch and his Nintendo talk. I have a feeling that’s a significant portion of the problem.

And now that we’ve gotten the difficult business of who to blame out of the way, let’s get on to an all-new day of madness.

World of Warcraft, Heroes of the Storm, Hearthstone, Overwatch, and even Diablo — for just about every game, there's an upcoming patch or update that's going to shake things up (or at least add some new treats for us to play with).

I don’t know what’s happening here, but I’m going to roll with it anyway. So let’s roll together, shall we? We shall.

Patch 8.1, Tides of Vengeance, will be hitting the PTR in just a few days, and that means patch day is coming to the live servers soon.

In an action-packed Q&A, Ion Hazzikostas introduced us to the next chapter of Battle for Azeroth: Tides of Vengeance.

Today has been slow on news, but big on conversation, so let's talk about what we're talking about.

I'm not sure I quite understand, but turtles are totally in right now, and I'm sticking to what's trendy.

I can’t believe we’ve gone so long without using this headline. In fact, we’ve gone so long that this headline may be off-trend, a meme that has come and gone. But nevertheless, I begin today’s Queue with the game’s most heartening phrase: a turtle made it to the water.