Elizabeth Harper

Don’t we all? But instead of pondering our many regrets, let’s answer some questions.

Sometimes I play through quests and imagine them narrated, nature documentary style, by David Attenborough.

Now watch as the Old God examines its prey…

I am the antelope in this documentary, and things never go well for the antelope.

And now you have! Aren’t you happy about that?

As I finish writing this at around eight in the morning, I find myself utterly unable to come up with a unique or clever way to introduce the day’s column. Today, cleverness is DIY.

It's all been leading up to this.

Sure, sure, patch 8.2 has two massive new zones, two megadungeons, more of the war campaign (what's going to happen to my buddy Baine?!), and a raid where we finally get to confront Azshara.

I am really not feeling welcome here, you guys.

This is Liz, reporting in. Yes, of course it’s Liz. No one here but us Lizes. Absolutely, 100%, definitively Liz. Why would you even ask that?

Why does everyone keep telling me to smile? I am smiling! This is my smile!

And if you don’t like it, well, these teeth are pretty sharp.

Save the day, wreck someone’s day… they’re almost the same thing, right? Right.