Phil Xavier
The Queue: People die and Valeera collects pieces of gear from their corpses
Valeera won’t stop collecting. Not until the map is 100% explored.
This is The Queue, where I make it a habit of turning certain questions into silly vignettes. It’s good creative exercise, I tell you!
How to win the Lost City Recipe! Hearthstone Tavern Brawl
Hearthstone’s next expansion Lost City of Un’Goro takes us back to Un’Goro, reintroduces Quests, and adds the new Kindred keyword
The Queue: Zen Fishing
All I need in life right now is to sit on a fluffy cloud and spend all day fishing while gently floating above a placid body of water.
This is The Queue. You know the drill.
The decks you need to win Hearthstone’s The Lost City of Un’goro Pre-Release Tavern Brawl
The Queue: Turtles > Dinosaurs
Turtles are friends. We all like turtles. Even scary zombies like turtles.
The solution to that Dinos vs. Tortollans battle is easy. Turtles win!
This is The Queue, where the philosophy behind reptilian warfare — and more! — is in vogue and consequential. You ask, we deliver.
Hearthstone adds King Krush, the first cosmetic pet, but to get him you’ll probably have to deal with predatory monetization
The Queue: Turbulent Timeways
There’s a lot going on in WoW right now. I can’t keep up!
Is this what it feels like to be a filthy casual?!
As I ponder all of my life choices that led to this moment, I’ll regale you with some answers to your questions!
The Queue: 3Spoopy5Me
It’s Friday the 13th, and I’m scared. Hold me, Queue!
The Queue: Tactics
Tactics? Ha! Everyone’s got them. The Jinyu contemplate things like it’s some kind of staring contest. The Shado-Pan meditate before battle like they’re heading out for tea time. Me? I dance through the chaos, and the chaos dances for me.
The key to ‘tactics’ is this: be what they don’t expect. When they guard high, strike low! When they chase you, lead them off a cliff! When they think they’ve won, you’re already three steps ahead, stealing their luckydos and trading ’em to the grummles for a rampaging yak!
Sometimes a clever trick beats a thousand blades. Sometimes a banana peel wins a war.
– The Monkey King