Phil Xavier
The Queue: Weird Fishes
This is Bubbles. (The one standing next to her is some weird fish mage whose name doesn’t matter right now.)
Bubbles took a sabbatical for a couple years, but she’s back to fulfill her job of lobbing balls of water at fools with deadly force to help her master. Dutiful and unquestioning. Water Elementals are known for harmoniously agreeing with those who summoned them, rather than entering nebulous “contracts” or being employed against their wills (which usually leads to constantly plotting revenge, and that’s antithetical to good water flow).
We’re in The Queue, a daily Q&A column that delivers answers to questions day after day, with consistency and a dash of spunk.
How to win Hearthstone’s Splendiferous Showdown! Tavern Brawl
The Queue: It’s been a week
Seriously. What a week. And it’s actually Friday, so I get to say this without having some funny person tell me “Red, it’s Wednesday” or whatever.
This is The Queue, our daily Q&A column where sometimes things are just moving too fast and we’re exhausted, man.
Hearthstone Battlegrounds Season 13, Cataclysm Calls, begins April 14 with new keywords and the return of Trinkets
The Queue: The Great Goblin in the Noble Garden
It’s almost Noblegarden, the annual holiday where the Great Goblin in the Noble Garden puts on his bunny costume, finds a nice spot to crouch down, [REDACTED], and we get a lot of chocolate eggs. Nature on Azeroth is beautiful.
This is The Queue, our daily Q&A column where all the lore is made up, and the points don’t matter. But the questions do matter, so let’s get to them!
The decks you need to win the A Totally Normal Game of Hearthstone? Tavern Brawl
The Queue: Action Pose
I take a lot of screenshots, no matter which game I’m playing, and WoW is, of course, no exception. I have an excessive amount of screenshots of various games saved on my drives. I guess taking cool screenshots is the main reason I do transmog.
It’s even better when weird stuff like graphical glitches happen (even if they’re minor, like your transmog showing both your 2H and dual wielding weapons at the same time). That’s the kind of stuff that’s fun to post about the moment it happens, and also fun to remember later.
This is The Queue, our daily Q&A column where we encourage everyone to make their toons look good and find the perfect angle.
How to win Hearthstone’s Encounter at the Crossroads Tavern Brawl
The Queue: Look, up there, in the sky! It’s Deathwing!
Yes, I know WoW has a new expansion and everyone is excited about it. Xal’atath is great, yadda yadda. Did you know that the Cataclysm expansion has just been released as well?! (For Hearthstone.)
This is The Queue, our daily Q&A column where we play other Blizzard games too! (But we also play a lot of WoW, and we are super excited about it as well, so you’ll get that too, of course.)
Let’s open with a Hearthstone question.



