Phil Xavier

How does it taste? How many calories does it have? Does it just disappear in your stomach? But if so, how does it give you sustenance — how does it restore your health and mana?

As we ponder these important questions and others, let’s Queue.

A normal work week starts on Mitsuru Monday and ends on Fuuka Friday. It is known.

Today is Fuuka Friday, a truly blessed day. A day where smiles come easy, where work feels light, where everyone comes together to breathe a sigh of relief for a long, hard week is at last over.

A day where even lemons taste sweet.

So run along, friends, and let’s do this Friday Queue thing — which is a thing we do now!

Hearthstone Battlegrounds Season 10: Second Nature starts on April 29, and as usual the season changeover will shakeup gameplay with new mechanics, heroes, and minions.

We now have an official release date for Hearthstone Battlegrounds Season 10, which begins on April 29.

A wise count once posed a rhetorical question, which he then answered: “What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets.”

And you know what? Even if he might have had a point, It’s not up to us to chastise anyone. In The Queue, we’re chill. We know that people make mistakes, and if they’re willing to share their deepest sins, we’re willing to hear them out — and maybe even forgive them!

*dramatically throws a glass of wine on the floor*

But enough talk… have at you!

We've already known for a while that Hearthstone's next expansion is gonna be Into the Emerald Dream, but today is its release date -- March 25.

Hearthstone patch 31.6 returned Anomalies to the Battlegrounds, and the Anomaly pool received a big shake-up.

It's that time of the year again, friends: reveal season has just ended and we're about to get a new Hearthstone expansion.

Our house, in the middle of our street.

Our house is a very, very, very fine house.

(Bit violent, though.)

This is The Queue, where we talk about houses, hell houses, and player housing. And we’re all out of players.

Who would be the most effective DJ: a Mage who summons Mirror Images to help him, or a Naga who has multiple arms to turn knobs, spin vinyls, and press buttons? The Mirror Images will certainly double as special effects, looking cool enough to get the crowd pumped — but the extra arms might be more useful as a focused tool to perform the task in front of you (with a single brain commanding all the actions).

Plus, let’s not kid ourselves: DJ Manastorm would probably try to come up with some devious scheme to drain infinite power from the crowd, while Mixqueen Azshara would mass charm the audience to ensure their bewilderment to her act. It would not be a simple, fair battle.

While we ponder who would win this ensorcelling music showdown, let’s answer some questions, shall we?