Matthew Rossi
The Queue: Everything is glowing and shooting at me
Shattered Space is a real paradigm shift of a DLC, it takes the standard Starfield experience and treats it like that weird cube the Cenobites have in the Hellraiser films. Now, I’m not saying it’s a genre altering masterwork — in a lot of ways, it’s as quirky and weird as Bethesda games always are. It has weird bugs and weird bugs, glowing people trying to kill me, and a whole lot of desperate people who are willing to believe their big snakey god has sent me despite all the evidence that trusting me is an absolute mistake.
It’s the Queue. I keep shooting ghosts and hoping for the best.
The gameplay basics to know about Dragon Age: Veilguard (so you can spend more time choosing the best hairstyle in the character creator)
The Queue: I am partially fused with infinity
You’re riding a huge cat! And stars are falling all around you!
Hey, y’all. It’s The Queue. Shattered Space is out next Monday. Sadly, I cannot afford it — I had to choose, and I chose Vessel of Hatred. Plus Dragon Age: The Veilguard will be out soon. I’m sorry, Shattered Space, but I am not a Being of Indescribably Power.
Let us do that Queue that you do so well.
Ten things you could buy with $700 instead of a PS5 Pro
The Queue: I love Diablo 4
I’ve basically been singing I love Diablo 4 to the tune of Joan Jett and the Blackheart’s I love Rock and Roll. I do this while playing, you guessed it, Diablo 4. I have played a lot of ARPG’s over the years — Wolcen, Last Epoch, Grim Dawn, Darksiders Genesis — and while I think Darksiders may be one of the best ARPG’s ever created, I still seem to be absolutely in love with Diablo 4.
Anyway, yeah, been playing a lot of D4 this week.
What counts as roleplaying when you’re playing a video game?
The Queue: I like the in-game cinematics, perhaps my Draenei likes them even more
I was going to open this Queue out talking about how Tyrannosaurus rex may have been even bigger than current fossils would indicate, but then I was playing my Lightforged Draenei Warrior and I noticed that every time Thrall and my Draenei were in the same cutscene he looked to be checking Thrall’s butt out. It’s strange to wonder if my character is staring too hard at someone’s butt.
Going from 70 to 80 in The War Within forced me to roleplay more than I ever have in WoW
The Queue: You guys invite me to the worst parties
Seiously, Alleria, I appreciate when you invite me on these things, but every single time I come along you find us more and more angry spiders and that’s not a relaxing holiday trip for anyone.
Okay, yes, Faerin loves it, but I’m…
Well, okay, yes, I did bring my giant axe but come on…
The armored crop top is a concession to fashion! I did not bring it because every day is a party when you’re in Ahn Kahet! I never said that!



