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The Queue: Believe everything you read today, except this title

Surprise! After a small discussion in the comments about who was or was not writing today, I decided to throw everything for a loop and take over today’s Queue! Also Liz needed someone’s help and I couldn’t sleep.

So yes, I’m writing The Queue on April 1. Don’t worry, though, I’ve saved my April Fool’s joke for another article.

Until then, we Queue.


The Queue: Kirb-eve

It’s been a long time since I’ve looked forward to a Kirby game this much. The (apparently) first fully 3D Kirby adventure hits the Switch tomorrow, AKA tonight at midnight, and even though I have a lot of Elden Ring left to go, I’m still more than happy to take a small break for the pink puffball. And hey, apparently it’s a pretty easy title that actually ends, so it’s kind of the breath of fresh air I need in my games right now.

Anyhow, that’s tonight. It’s right now, and right now is The Queue.


The Queue: What a view

While Elden Ring certainly doesn’t have the photorealism or detail of Horizon Forbidden West, it certainly still has beautiful locations and art.

Anyhow, this is Thursday and it is The Queue. Let’s Thurs it!


The Queue: Tarnished

Look, I’m not even gonna pretend like this isn’t the week that we’ll have both Forbidden West and Elden Ring to choose from or that I haven’t stockpiled caffeine in preparation for tonight’s launch. That’s just how it is. We’re in Elden Ring territory now, and the Hype Train is in full swing.

So while we wait for our stop in the Lands Between, let’s enjoy a nice Queue, shall we?


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