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The Queue: It is I, Jovan!

Hello, Queuepeople! Today, your Queue will be written by Jovan, AKA me. Mitch had to go do things. Don’t worry, though, he left you in my very capable appendages normal human hands.

Okay, enough about me. It’s time to Q&A!

The Queue: i can be your angle… or yuor devil

Y’know, the Overwatch MVP skins have been hit or miss for me — even before any particular controversies arose — but this Echo skin feels leagues above the rest. I hate how much I want it. (Also, yes, the joke was super easy to make and yes, it has already been made by others. I still went for it.)

Anyhow, it’s Thursday, which means it’s time for The Queue!

Let’s Queue it.

The Queue: Splathreen

Seriously, how could this Queue NOT be about Splatoon 3’s reveal announcement? And even if it’s not actually called “Splathreen,” I’m still going to call it that for now because I find it hilarious (and also, RIP Spla2n, the title we never got).

Anyhow, I’m very excited about Splatoon 3, even if it is a long way away.

But enough about that. It’s Queue time.

The Queue: Just slayin’ demons

Some of you may be aware already, but I’ve been on a real Demon’s Souls kick lately. The remake is downright gorgeous, and it’s oddly easy to get hooked on, despite pretty much constantly dying. I’m sure it’s not for everyone, but it’s a very different type of game than I’m used to, and I like that.

Anyhow, this is Queue time. So let’s Queue it.

The Queue: Crushed by the mush

You may remember that the last time I A’d your Qs, we were on the verge of another Splatfest. Well, as is usually the case with these things, the more popular team — Stars, by a long shot — ended up losing the overall Splatfest. But hey, maybe the real Splatfest was the friends we made along the way.

Anyhow, it’s Thursday, which means it’s Queue time!

The Queue: Mushrooms? No thanks, I’m a Star

By most estimates, it’s been several years since the last Splatfest. By a calendar’s exactimates, it’s actually just been a little over two months. Whatever your sense of time, it’s, ahem, time for a new Splatfest. This one’s in honor of Mario’s 35th anniversary and pits one power-up against another, much stronger power-up. I will be fighting on the side of Team Superstar. I may even be wearing my IRL Splatfest tee for the occasion!

However, that will all have to wait for tomorrow. Right now, it’s Queue time.

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