Once again, it’s time for a Splatfest Queue — this month pit Love against Money (because Valentine’s Day I guess). Obviously, I went with Money because LOVE IS A LIE AND WE ALL DIE ALONE!!!
Perhaps the better way to phrase that was to ~quote my brother: “Love can’t buy me food.” Can you really argue with him? Let’s Queue.
No, that’s not a song title or lyrics.
Not long after I turned 18, I lost my sister, who was 22 at the time. Today is (would have been?) her birthday — specifically, her 30th. Don’t worry, though, it’s been long enough that I’m not, like, super sad or down or anything today. But given today is my day to Queue, it seemed wrong not to do something to honor her memory (even if that just ended up being a small handful of things).
I still don’t quite know what to say when people ask me if I’m the oldest sibling… but that’s as sad or pensive as I want to be here. This is The Queue! We take some Qs and we give ’em some As! So let’s get to it.