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Monkey Paw

When I said Overwatch should just revert to a backup from 2019 already, I did not mean I wanted loot boxes on the battle pass.

With the return of 6v6 and Overwatch Classic in the Arcade featuring old metas -- not to mention the removal of any hope that we'd ever see a true PVE mode as touted as the flagship feature of the sequel -- we jokingly said around the office a few times that Blizzard should just go back to Overwatch already.

The Queue: It’s summer vacation!

I’m either typing this on my laptop while sipping a daquiri with my toes dipped lazily into a pool, or hunkered down in my air-conditioned office with the lights off, hoping my feral children don’t notice me. You can decide which you’d rather believe but I’d just ask that you not make sudden movements and try to stay quiet.

Not too quiet, though — ask whatever questions you want for some answers tomorrow!


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