Still No Eyebeams
The Queue: I still do not have eye based superpowers
Went in to the eye doctor yesterday, which is why Anna had to cover my Queue for me, now I’m here doing Mitch’s Queue and despite double injections and having my retinas lasered, I still do not have eye based superpowers of any kind. No heat vision, no fel beams, no Cyclops style optic blasts of pure concussive force, nada.
This is the Queue. I’m starting to think I’m not going to get superpowers at all.
