World Of Warcraft

'I laugh at your puny attempts to defeat me,' says Ahune. 'You melted the Ice Stone. I set my minions upon you. I fling your bodies into the air.' Um ... yeah ... about that.

"My husband and I came across some off duty dwarves in Lion's Watch who were playing Hearthstone in a room with a view," writes submitter Eluva of Got Girls on Proudmoore (US-A).

"CRO THREADSTONG!!! SHOW YOURSELF!! YOU WANT WAR? I BRING WAR!!!!" I heard those words, more like a loud, creaking, groaning sound echo throughout my garrison, followed by thundering footsteps that shook the sturdy buildings within the walls. It didn't take long to find the source of the frightening sounds. It was ... The Fruit Vendor.

Redditor Cylz took a behind the scenes look at all of the character creation and login screens yesterday.

"So I was wondering which bright spark had put the torches just above the dynamite where any stray ... bright spark might cause an explosion," writes submitter Cuddlekins of Doomhammer (EU-A). "I asked Delvar whether we should call OSHA, but he suggested that his 'having a word' would be a more effective solution. My ghoul, Rotravager, did say that at least the torches meant we would be able to see the explosion. I suppose being revived from the dead doesn't do much for your mental faculties."

Today's submitter writes, "When I went to greet the newest member of my guild, we were both quite surprised and disturbed to discover that we had more in common than race, class and specialization." After recovering from their initial shock, Ashoká and Pallaas of The Endless Shadows on Wyrmrest Accord (US-A) had some frank conversations with their respective mothers, and learned about the charismatic young draenei paladin who frequented the bars of Argus so many years ago. They hadn't only gained a guildmate ... they'd found a brother.

After the events of the past few days, you might feel a little bit rainbowed out. If so, I sympathize -- with a toddler who is constantly yelling "RED ORANGE YELLOW GREEN BLUE IN-DEE-GO VI-LET" in the house, I've been getting a headache every time I check Facebook. But submitter Arugadh of Deep Forest Caravan on Wyrmrest Accord (US-A) isn't suffering from chromatic fatigue quite yet, and she used a trinket to express her joy. Well ... maybe I could stand a few more rainbows. But I draw the line at gnomes with pink pigtails. No more!

I had just completed construction of my very first ship, a Transport named The Hungry Riverbeast, when I noticed a lighthouse in the background of the ship launch video. I instantly needed to see if you could go inside. And indeed you can!

Oh dear gods. What has Blizz wrought?

Wouldn't you be angry too if you'd found that your supply of liquefied Horde souls had been replaced with soapy water?