Diablo 3 players fear coming Cowspiracy
What is the Cowspiracy?
They would tell you it’s nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing to be concerned about. They hide behind equivocation, telling us not to be concerned. It’s nothing, they say. Fanciful nonsense. But read between the lines and the truth soon becomes clear.
Many of you have expressed fear. Some have asked if you should moov your families. To this we say: Hold fast. There is no cause for alarm. We’ve seen the so-called “evidence” being pastured around local inns and, after thoroughly investigating all reported sightings, can cowfindently state that this is nothing more than a clever hoax.
Do they take us for mere mooncalves? Do they believe we can’t graze our way through the thick, grassy plains of their dissembling and stampede onto the pastures of truth? No, my friends, something sinister is ahoof, and we will not be herded away from it! Why, just look at this manure they’re spreading.
In the meantime, we urge you all to stay calm and remember that cows don’t kill people. Everything ELSE in Sanctuary kills people.
We are not deceived. Be warned. May 15 to May 21. Something wicked this way moos.
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