Artanis’ jokes show even Protoss have a sense of humor
StarCraft‘s Protoss always seem so serious, but Artanis — the latest Warrior to join the Heroes of the Storm rotation — has a voiceover that proves even they can have a sense of humor (at least sometimes). While he’s mostly all business (or being offended at having to fight alongside Zerg), this video compiles all of his voiceovers in one place for your amusement.
If you just want the jokes, skip ahead to 3:57 in the video, where you’ll find our favorite of Artanis’ comments:
This realm poses many questions and few answers. Were the Xel’naga involved in the creation of the Nexus? If so, they have left no temples, no new life forms… unless those life forms were unseen, controlling us through some sort of complicated digital mechanism, some sort of battle net, as it were. Maybe even thousands of these life forms, all manipulating our lives and wants! Ah, all right, this is giving me a headache.
For the rest, check out the video below.
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