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The QueueDec 27, 2021 12:00 pm CT

The Queue: Presents!

Greatfather Winter has been good to us and we’ve all gotten our presents from beneath the trees in Ironforge and Orgrimmar. I like that the Rock n Roll Racers got to pop up again, even if they’re looking like they’ll never get their moment to shine in Heroes of the Storm.

I hope that your real-life presents were excellent and that you were able to have a safe and happy holiday if you were celebrating.

While I try and get back into the mindset of working, it’s time for — The Queue.


JAXDADDY YOU’RE AS COLD AS ICE

QftQ: What original zone would you like to see either expanded or go away? I’d like to see Alterac expanded and as it own zone again. I’d be happy to see more or less Westfall depending on if they actually fixed it. After the Fourth War, I would love to see it as a zone of prosperity.

I’d be done with either the Swamp of Sorrow or the Blasted Lands.

At this point, I’d really like to see Silithus expanded. Hopefully, we can get some closure where it comes to the giant sword that’s still sticking out of our planet. I just think that maybe that’s something that we should be dedicating a bit more of our attention to. Throw some more cultists and bugs into the zone for a little conflict — or some demons attracted to big Papa Sargeras’ sword, and bam you’ve got some ready-made conflict. Conflict that requires a heroic presence, or at least some established Horde and Alliance garrisons.

Desolace could also use a facelift. Maybe something Naga related to coincide with the return of Queen Azshara? That’d get my attention in a big way!


YOU’RE WILLING TO SACRIFICE OUR ENO

Coming after the weekend: replace a word in a video game title with Cory.

Lara Croft: Cory Raider.

I don’t have any secret trap doors, or ancient treasures though! I imagine that she would get bored of me pretty quickly.

I do like

  • Cory: Zero Dawn
  • Forza Cory 5
  • Halo: Cory Evolved
  • Cory Fandango

and taking a page from Mitch’s book: Cory. Try and guess that one! I don’t have a prize to offer though, sorry. If you’re still after Mitch’s prize though — nobody still was able to guess the correct one-word movie title that he replaced with Mitch. I know what it is and y’all are gonna make such a screech when you figure it out.


SOMEDAY TIGER HAWKE WILL PAY THE PRICE, I KNOW

Q4JaxQue:

If you have watched all the Marvel movies and TV shows, who is your favorite character?

After watching the Black Widow movie, mine is now Yelena.

I’m not Jax, but I have watched almost all of the Marvel stuff.

Yelena is a really great character. It’s almost unfair how good she is. Florence Pugh is perfect for the role, and I hope that we see her for many more years. I’m a big fan of Paul Rudd’s Ant-Man. It’s also unfair how charming he is, I mean it’s Paul Rudd he’s so likable! I haven’t seen Eternals or the new Spider-Man yet, so I can’t speak to any of the characters from there — but I also want to give a shoutout to Alfred Molina from the Sam Raimi Spider-Man 2. What a performance, just great stuff. Alfred knew the assignment and executed it flawlessly in my mind.

Also shoutout to Jax for running a Faux-Queue on Friday in place of the regularly scheduled one. It was pretty much perfect. So perfect that I almost just ran it today instead of doing my own…


RETPALLYJIL’S SEEN IT ALL BEFORE, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

THE MOST ESTIMABLE RET PALLY JILL WANTS TO KNOW WHY PIES ARE SQUARE
Q4tFaux-Queue: If you could hit one character in the face with a pie, who would it be? And which kind of pie?

Oh, Thrall definitely. He has the kind of dignity that would give the best reaction from being pied. Sure he might splutter and be upset, but I don’t think I would be in danger of anything other than some light elemental revenge. Not like if I threw a pie at Queen Azshara or Genn Greymane. Magical destruction or a ferocious mauling would be my swift reward.

As for what kind of pie? Something like a key lime with lots of whipped cream would give the best splatter, but I’m leaning towards a strawberry pie. There’s something that feels extra fancy about hitting someone with a strawberry pie.


MUSEDMOOSE IS CLOSING THE DOOR, YOU LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND

Q4tQ: any plans yet for New Year’s Eve?

I have a couple of potential plans! There’s the one I really want to happen, the one that would be awesome if it happened, and the one that would be pretty nice if it happened. So between the three I’m pretty well covered. 2022 here we come!


A FORTUNE IN RED, BUT SOMEDAY YOU’LL PAY

Q4TQ: why are there fish by the Kul Tiran Portal Mage lady’s feet

So they could be spell reagents, or snacks like other people have suggested. I like to think that everyone’s magic is just a little bit different though, and while most Mages portals are pretty similar, for some reason the Kul Tiran ones leave everyone who steps through one feeling a bit damp, and there are occasional sea creatures that hitchhike along for the ride.

Today’s Anna Earworm™: Cold As Ice

It’s so cold outside where I am. Hopefully, the rest of you are enjoying the last week of the year in warmer places, or at least cozy with a nice warm beverage. Don’t forget to leave Anna lots of questions for tomorrow! I’ll see y’all next year!!!

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