The Queue: I am so tired

Oh, hi disordered sleeping patterns.

Hey, did you know a bag of potatoes could actually liquify in less than a couple of months and turn into a disgusting slurry of decay and putrescence so nightmarish that H.P. Lovecraft would have stopped being racist long enough to complain that you were using too many adjectives to describe it? No? Well it’s true, and the smell it makes will require you to bust out the cleaning vinegar — oh, and by the way, there’s vinegar that comes in cleaning strength, and it smells so strongly of vinegar that you’ll never believe anything could ever smell bad enough that you’d want to use it to clean anything, but by God a bag of potatoes that have gone Super-Shoggoth on you will absolutely do it — and just scrub every surface where the foul abhorrence of undead potato funk has so much as dripped.

I had to throw out the little blender we used to use for pet food because it was just smothered in potato gunk. Something inside it actually cracked when I lifted it off of the cupboard floor. I did not sleep at all last night just from the memory of the smell.

Anyway, here’s the Queue. Rotten potatoes actually smell worse than dead people, something I wish profoundly I didn’t know.

1. They are commenters on a webpage talking about World of Warcraft, and any time you get enough of us in one place, the laws of the universe — the laws of the galaxy — require us to agitate for something. Look at how much I agitate for new transmog options. It’s a sickness.
2. They want M+ to be easier so they can spend more time on it and still get good loot. I may not agree with it, but it seems pretty clear cut to me. I also assume some players are tired of the Move Move Move mentality. We’re not all Slab Bonebroth.
3. Seriously those potatoes smelled so bad. They’d actually begun eating their way out of the bag. No this has nothing to do with your question, I’m just haunted by it.

You did not just step to Christopher Judge and say that, Red.

That’s Teal’c. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Well, I didn’t, and I feel terrible. So Happy Birthday, Liz.

I made the mistake of asking some Hunter friends of mine and they spent a solid 27 minutes explaining to me in depth how the tier bonuses absolutely destroy the ilevel difference.

That is a huge slam on Ginger Snaps.

1. It’s going to be a good game, and people will overhype it to the point where its flaws enrage me so much that I can’t stand to play it and will instead play Immortals Fenyx Rising, which is just as good but nobody will spend hours telling me about how its the perfect game.
2. Playable Zelda. I will keep saying thus until it happens.
3. Seriously I can’t believe how rank those potatoes were.

Okay, that’s the Queue for today. Those potatoes were worse than you can possibly understand. I’ve seriously worked in abattoirs that smelled better than that. I have no idea if I’ll ever sleep again.